Cracked #281
(July 1993)

Globe Communications, 1985 Series
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Price
1.75 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly except February, April and June
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Globe Communications Corp.
Barcode
089955062547 07
Editing
Lou Silverstone (credited) (editor); Andy Simmons (credited) (editor); Cliff Mott (credited) (art director, associate editor); Daniel O'Keefe (associate editor)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
John Severin
Inks
John Severin
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

[Credits Page] (Table of Contents: 1)

credits, title page / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Michael Ricigliano
Inks
Michael Ricigliano
Letters
typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Backwash / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
?

13 Alternatives for Bungee Jumpers (Table of Contents: 3)

The Cracked List / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Birtcher (credited)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)

Genre
humor
Reprints

Teenage Mutant Ninjerk Turdles III: The Sacred Sequel of Dumbness (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Andy Simmons (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited, signed)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III.'

Health Care USA an In-Depth Report (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Pencils
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Inks
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Letters
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)

Genre
humor; medical
Reprints

History Time Line (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Jeffery Wilson (credited)
Pencils
Mark Martin (credited)
Inks
Mark Martin (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Monkey Quotient (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Arnie Bernstein (credited)
Pencils
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Inks
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Bumper Stickers That We're Stuck with (Table of Contents: 8)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photograph)
Inks
? (photograph)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Vey Out / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
P. C. Vey (credited)
Pencils
P. C. Vey (credited)
Inks
P. C. Vey (credited)
Letters
P. C. Vey (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Actually, I'm playing a joke on the warden...
Genre
humor

Gangland Land America's First Urban Decay Theme Park (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Frenzer (credited)
Pencils
Don Orehek (credited)
Inks
Don Orehek (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Spies and Saboteurs Hit Madison Square Garden (Table of Contents: 11)

Spies and Saboteurs / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Michael Ricigliano
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano
Inks
Michael Ricigliano
Letters
Michael Ricigliano

Genre
humor
Reprints

The Cracked Movie Awards (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Steve Strangio (credited)
Pencils
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Inks
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

If There Was Truth in Advertising (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
G. Adams-Pierpont (credited as Gayle Adams-Pierpont)
Pencils
Gary Fields (credited)
Inks
Gary Fields (credited)
Letters
Gary Fields (credited)

Genre
humor
Reprints

A Few Odd Men (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'A Few Good Men.'

Little-Known Insurance Policies (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Craig Farrell (credited)
Pencils
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Inks
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Japan (Table of Contents: 16)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Steve Strangio (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)

Genre
humor; satire-parody; adventure; anthropomorphic-funny animals; martial arts; superhero
Reprints

Get Smarty (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Tony Frank (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited, signed)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of the television series 'Get Smart.'

One Fine Day in Surgery (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Pencils
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Inks
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)
Letters
Don Martin (credited) (signed as D. Martin)

Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Surgeons save a man from becoming an angel by plucking out his wings.
Reprints

Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla Part XVII (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bob Weske (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Charles Barkley; Godzilla
Synopsis
Barkley and Godzilla play another game of basketball. This time Godzilla kills Barkley and takes his shoes.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.
Parody of Nike advertisements.

Great Moments at the Academy Awards (Table of Contents: 20)

Great Moments / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jeff Wong (credited, signed)
Pencils
Jeff Wong (credited, signed)
Inks
Jeff Wong (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Robin Williams; Tom Cruise; Jack Nicholson; Clint Eastwood; Spike Lee; Robert Downey Jr.; Kim Basinger; Whoppi Goldberg
Synopsis
Academy Award losers congratulate the winners.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. [Credits Page]
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
    Backwash
  4. 3. 13 Alternatives for Bungee Jumpers
    The Cracked List
  5. 4. Teenage Mutant Ninjerk Turdles III: The Sacred Sequel of Dumbness
  6. 5. Health Care USA an In-Depth Report
  7. 6. History Time Line
  8. 7. The Monkey Quotient
  9. 8. Bumper Stickers That We're Stuck with
  10. 9. ["Actually, I'm playing a joke on the warden..."]
    Vey Out
  11. 10. Gangland Land America's First Urban Decay Theme Park
  12. 11. Spies and Saboteurs Hit Madison Square Garden
    Spies and Saboteurs
  13. 12. The Cracked Movie Awards
  14. 13. If There Was Truth in Advertising
  15. 14. A Few Odd Men
  16. 15. Little-Known Insurance Policies
  17. 16. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Japan
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  18. 17. Get Smarty
  19. 18. One Fine Day in Surgery
  20. 19. Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla Part XVII
  21. 20. Great Moments at the Academy Awards
    Great Moments
This issue was modified by, among others
  • Nick Caputo
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Michael Hoskin