Cracked #332
(January 1999)

Globe Communications, 1985 Series
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Price
2.99 USD
Pages
68
Indicia Frequency
monthly except February, April and June
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Globe Communications Corp.
Barcode
089955062547 01
Editing
Lou Silverstone (credited) (editor); Andy Simmons (credited) (editor); Cliff Mott (credited) (art director, associate editor); Todd Jackson (credited) (managing editor)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
John Severin
Inks
John Severin
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

The Outer Space Rescue (Table of Contents: 1)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
Pencils
Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
Inks
Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

What's Inside Cracked #332 (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
various
Letters
typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Backwash / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Kit Lively (credited); Katey Dash (credited); Dan Lee (credited); Josh Cohen (credited)
Pencils
Terry Colon (credited)
Inks
Terry Colon (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
Terry Colon (credited)

I'm a Geddon (Sick of Disaster Movies!) (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Tony Frank (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Armageddon.'

Honest Abe Lincoln (Table of Contents: 5)

Stuttering John's Historical Interviews / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mike Morse (credited)
Pencils
John Halpern (photographs)
Inks
John Halpern (photographs)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The First Kiddie Casino (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Morse (credited)
Pencils
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Inks
Bruce Bolinger (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Classified You Really Shouldn't Answer (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
R. J. Reilly (credited)
Pencils
Randy Jones (credited)
Inks
Randy Jones (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Complaints from the North Pole (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Coyote J. Calhoun (credited)
Pencils
Frank Cummings (credited)
Inks
Frank Cummings (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Less Throw-Time, More Showtime! (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ron Barrett (credited)
Pencils
Ron Barrett (credited)
Inks
Ron Barrett (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The Cracked Multi-Plex (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 7 pages (report information)

Script
Greg Grabianski (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parodies of the films 'Blade,' 'Rush Hour,' 'Lethal Weapon 4,' 'The Mark of Zorro' and 'There's Something about Mary.'

General Schwarzpatton's Paintball Manual (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)

Genre
humor

It's a Wonderful Bug's Life (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Rich Kriegel (credited)
Pencils
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Inks
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'A Bug's Life.'

Spies and Sabs Hit an Ant Farm (Table of Contents: 13)

Spies and Saboteurs / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)

Genre
humor

Specialized Holiday Gift Baskets (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bob Weske (credited)
Pencils
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Inks
Rurik Tyler (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

If All Products Were Modeled After the Swiss Army Knife (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Chris Gennusa (credited); Katey Dash (credited)
Pencils
Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
Inks
Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Mistletoe (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kit Lively (credited)
Pencils
Gary Fields (credited, signed)
Inks
Gary Fields (credited, signed)
Colors
?

Genre
humor

TV Guideth (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
R. J. Reiley (credited); C. L. Walker (credited); Karl Tiedman (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited)
Inks
John Severin (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Proposed NASA Missions (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Josh Cohen (credited)
Pencils
Terry Colon (credited)
Inks
Terry Colon (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

A Cracked Fairy Tale (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bob Weske (credited as R. Weske)
Pencils
Don Orehek (credited)
Inks
Don Orehek (credited)
Letters
Don Orehek (credited)

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Heaving Private Ryan (Table of Contents: 20)

comic story / 7 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited as Walter J. Brogan) (signed)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited as Walter J. Brogan) (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody; war

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Saving Private Ryan.'

You Spent How Much on That Movie?!? (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Henry Faulkner (credited)
Pencils
Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
Inks
Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

When All Magazines Publish Special Editions Just for Kids (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Gunnar Johnson (credited); Anthony Zampano (credited)
Pencils
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Inks
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Ain'tz (Table of Contents: 23)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Andy Simmons (credited)
Pencils
Frank Cummings (credited)
Inks
Frank Cummings (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Antz.'

Top 10 Plays Banned in the NFL (Table of Contents: 24)

The Cracked List / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano) (signed as Ricig)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano) (signed as Ricig)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano) (signed as Ricig)
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano) (signed as Ricig)

Genre
humor; satire-parody; sports

Corporate Sponsors Rename Our National Parks (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Greg Grabianski (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (credited) (signed as SEVERIN)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

Macho 33 (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Tom Gieseke (credited)
Inks
Tom Gieseke (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. The Outer Space Rescue
  3. 2. What's Inside Cracked #332
  4. 3. [no title indexed]
    Backwash
  5. 4. I'm a Geddon (Sick of Disaster Movies!)
  6. 5. Honest Abe Lincoln
    Stuttering John's Historical Interviews
  7. 6. The First Kiddie Casino
  8. 7. Classified You Really Shouldn't Answer
  9. 8. Complaints from the North Pole
  10. 9. Less Throw-Time, More Showtime!
  11. 10. The Cracked Multi-Plex
  12. 11. General Schwarzpatton's Paintball Manual
  13. 12. It's a Wonderful Bug's Life
  14. 13. Spies and Sabs Hit an Ant Farm
    Spies and Saboteurs
  15. 14. Specialized Holiday Gift Baskets
  16. 15. If All Products Were Modeled After the Swiss Army Knife
  17. 16. Mistletoe
  18. 17. TV Guideth
  19. 18. Proposed NASA Missions
  20. 19. A Cracked Fairy Tale
  21. 20. Heaving Private Ryan
  22. 21. You Spent How Much on That Movie?!?
  23. 22. When All Magazines Publish Special Editions Just for Kids
  24. 23. Ain'tz
  25. 24. Top 10 Plays Banned in the NFL
    The Cracked List
  26. 25. Corporate Sponsors Rename Our National Parks
  27. 26. Macho 33
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  • Nick Caputo
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Michael Hoskin