Cracked
#339
(November 1999)
Globe Communications,
1985 Series
- Price
- 2.25 USD; 2.95 CAD
- Pages
- 52
- Indicia Frequency
- Monthly, except February, April and June
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- Globe Communications Corp.
- Barcode
- 070992062546 11
- Editing
- Lou Silverstone (credited) (editor); Andy Simmons (credited) (editor); Cliff Mott (credited) (art director, associate editor); Todd Jackson (credited) (managing editor)
Everything You Never Wanted to Know about Pokemon (But We'll Tell You Anyway)
comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Steve Strangio (credited); Dan Fiorella (credited)
- Pencils
- Gary Fields (credited)
- Inks
- Gary Fields (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Reprints
-
in Cracked (American Media, 2000 series) #353 (March 2001)
-
Indexer Notes
Pokemon parody.
Animorons
comic story / 3 pages
- Script
- Dan Fiorella (credited)
- Pencils
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Inks
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
Indexer Notes
Animorphs parody.
The New Softer and Kinder Ads
comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- Dennis Spurling (credited)
- Pencils
- John Severin (credited)
- Inks
- John Severin (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
How to Get Rich Quick with eBay
comic story / 3 pages
- Script
- Steve Casino (credited)
- Pencils
- Steve Casino (credited)
- Inks
- Steve Casino (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
American Lie
comic story / 4 pages
- Script
- Andy Simmons (credited)
- Pencils
- Walter Brogan (credited)
- Inks
- Walter Brogan (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
Indexer Notes
Parody of the film 'American Pie.'
A Hair in the Nose
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
- Pencils
- Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
- Inks
- Oskar Blotta Jr. (credited)
- Genre
- humor
Cracked Guide to the Millennium Computer Crash
comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- Dan Fiorella (credited)
- Pencils
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Inks
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
Spies and Sabs Hit a Halloween Costume Shoppe
Spies and Saboteurs / cartoon / 2 pages
- Script
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Pencils
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Inks
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Letters
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Genre
- humor
The Cliques of Outback High
comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Dan Lee (credited); Todd Jackson (credited)
- Pencils
- John Severin (credited)
- Inks
- John Severin (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Umpire Outfitters Catalog
comic story / 3 pages
- Script
- Terry Colon (credited)
- Pencils
- Terry Colon (credited)
- Inks
- Terry Colon (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
True Tails of Romantic Love
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Kit Lively (credited)
- Pencils
- Don Orehek (credited)
- Inks
- Don Orehek (credited)
- Letters
- Don Orehek (credited)
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
The Lazy Kids' Guide to Raking Leaves
comic story / 3 pages
- Script
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Pencils
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Inks
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Letters
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Genre
- humor
The New Defectables
comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- R. J. Reilly (credited); C. L. Walker (credited)
- Pencils
- Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
- Inks
- Peter Fitzgerald (credited as Pete Fitzgerald)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Tarzan
comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Lou Silverstone (credited)
- Pencils
- Walter Brogan (credited)
- Inks
- Walter Brogan (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; jungle; satire-parody
Hot Toy Timeline
comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- Dan Fiorella (credited)
- Pencils
- Rurik Tyler (credited)
- Inks
- Rurik Tyler (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
8 After-School Detention Punishments
The Cracked List / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Kit Lively (credited)
- Pencils
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Inks
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
- Genre
- humor
Cracked Notorious Nosepickers Guide
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Martin Heeley (credited)
- Pencils
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Inks
- Bruce Bolinger (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Indexer Notes
On inside back cover.
The Flopstones
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Greg Grabianski (credited)
- Pencils
- Don Orehek (credited)
- Inks
- Don Orehek (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Reprints
- in Cracked Collectors' Edition (Globe Communications, 1985 series) #124 (Summer 2000)
-
Indexer Notes
Flintstones parody.
On back cover.
Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
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0.
[no title indexed]
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1.
What's Inside Cracked #339
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2.
Everything You Never Wanted to Know about Pokemon (But We'll Tell You Anyway)
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3.
Animorons
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4.
The New Softer and Kinder Ads
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5.
How to Get Rich Quick with eBay
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6.
American Lie
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7.
A Hair in the Nose
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8.
Cracked Guide to the Millennium Computer Crash
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9.
Spies and Sabs Hit a Halloween Costume Shoppe
Spies and Saboteurs -
10.
The Cliques of Outback High
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11.
Umpire Outfitters Catalog
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12.
True Tails of Romantic Love
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13.
The Lazy Kids' Guide to Raking Leaves
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14.
The New Defectables
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15.
Tarzan
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16.
Hot Toy Timeline
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17.
8 After-School Detention Punishments
The Cracked List -
18.
Cracked Notorious Nosepickers Guide
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19.
The Flopstones
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