Cracked #351
(January 2001)

American Media, 2000 Series
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Price
2.95 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Mega Media Entertainment
Barcode
074470062547 01
Editing
Dick Kulpa (credited) (editor); Suzie Estridge (credited) (managing editor); Barry Dutter (credited) (managing editor); Steph Ramsay (credited) (art director)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Ed Steckley (signed)
Inks
Ed Steckley (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[Thrown from Lifeboat] (Table of Contents: 1)

Simpy Dumpkins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Kulpa (signed)
Pencils
Dick Kulpa (signed)
Inks
Dick Kulpa (signed)
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Simpy Dumpkins
Synopsis
Simpy is thrown from a lifeboat to appease the sharks but the sharks send him back.

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

Inside Cracked Magazine (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
various
Letters
typeset

The Grunch Who Repossessed Christmas (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Rich Hedden (credited)
Inks
Rich Hedden (credited)
Colors
Suzie Estridge (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Wedgie Boy! (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Steph Ramsay (credited, signed)
Inks
Steph Ramsay (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

A Precious Gift (Table of Contents: 5)

Mr. Precious / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ed Steckley (credited)
Pencils
Ed Steckley (credited)
Inks
Ed Steckley (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

The Cracked Lens / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh man, I really gotta lay off the hot sauce!
Genre
humor

The Yo-Yo Champion (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Pencils
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Inks
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Letters
Art Bouthillier (signed)

Genre
humor

Off the Cave Wall (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Steph Ramsay (credited)
Inks
Steph Ramsay (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Totally Honest TV Guide (Table of Contents: 9)

text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

It's Practically Magic (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Pencils
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Inks
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Brainpan & Cheesy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gary Fields (signed)
Pencils
Gary Fields (signed)
Inks
Gary Fields (signed)
Letters
Gary Fields (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I really hate to have to go when it's so...
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

What Parents Say, What Parents Mean... (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Bobbie Bender (credited)
Pencils
Mike Kazaleh (credited)
Inks
Mike Kazaleh (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

Can You Spot the Differences? / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Pencils
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Inks
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

If Santa Lived Like the Rest of Us! (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Why It's Great to Be a Dog... (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gary Fields (signed)
Pencils
Gary Fields (signed)
Inks
Gary Fields (signed)
Letters
Gary Fields (signed)

Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

Christmas Toys for the New Millennium! (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Charles Filius (credited)
Pencils
Charles Filius (credited)
Inks
Charles Filius (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

When Being with the Obese Is a Blessing! (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bobbie Bender (credited)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (credited as Mike Ricigliano)

Genre
humor

Redneck Rock (Table of Contents: 18)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Filius (credited)
Pencils
Charles Filius (credited)
Inks
Charles Filius (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

Shut-Ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But Mama, I don't want to go to Europe.
Genre
humor
Reprints

When DNA Testing Is Done on All Historical Figures (Table of Contents: 20)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Pencils
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Inks
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The $64,000,000 Cracked-Pot Question (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as J. Severin)
Inks
John Severin (signed as J. Severin)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

A Bad Day for the Whassup Dude! (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Martin Heeley (credited)
Pencils
Martin Heeley (credited)
Inks
Martin Heeley (credited)
Letters
Martin Heeley (credited)

Genre
humor; satire-parody

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

Simpy Dumpkins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Kulpa
Pencils
Dick Kulpa
Inks
Dick Kulpa
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Humanity has generated some great individuals...
Genre
humor

A Cracked Look at the Secret Lives of Carts! (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Stephen Barrington (credited)
Pencils
Charles Filius (credited)
Inks
Charles Filius (credited)
Letters
?

Genre
humor

Caractors (Table of Contents: 25)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Pencils
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Inks
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

It's Practically Magic Part II (Table of Contents: 26)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Pencils
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Inks
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Painter's Fantasy (Table of Contents: 27)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)
Pencils
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)
Inks
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Reprints

Charlie's Hotties (Table of Contents: 28)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Frank Cummings (credited)
Inks
Frank Cummings (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Charlie's Angels parody.

The Tox-Sick Avenger! (Table of Contents: 29)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Inks
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Toxic Avenger parody.

One Super Day at the Gorge (Table of Contents: 30)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Pencils
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Inks
Art Bouthillier (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
Art Bouthillier (signed)

Genre
humor
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. [Thrown from Lifeboat]
    Simpy Dumpkins
  3. 2. Inside Cracked Magazine
  4. 3. The Grunch Who Repossessed Christmas
  5. 4. Wedgie Boy!
  6. 5. A Precious Gift
    Mr. Precious
  7. 6. ["Oh man, I really gotta lay off the hot sauce!"]
    The Cracked Lens
  8. 7. The Yo-Yo Champion
  9. 8. Off the Cave Wall
  10. 9. The Totally Honest TV Guide
  11. 10. It's Practically Magic
  12. 11. ["I really hate to have to go when it's so..."]
    Brainpan & Cheesy
  13. 12. What Parents Say, What Parents Mean...
  14. 13. [no title indexed]
    Can You Spot the Differences?
  15. 14. If Santa Lived Like the Rest of Us!
  16. 15. Why It's Great to Be a Dog...
  17. 16. Christmas Toys for the New Millennium!
  18. 17. When Being with the Obese Is a Blessing!
  19. 18. Redneck Rock
  20. 19. ["But Mama, I don't want to go to Europe."]
    Shut-Ups
  21. 20. When DNA Testing Is Done on All Historical Figures
  22. 21. The $64,000,000 Cracked-Pot Question
  23. 22. A Bad Day for the Whassup Dude!
  24. 23. ["Humanity has generated some great individuals..."]
    Simpy Dumpkins
  25. 24. A Cracked Look at the Secret Lives of Carts!
  26. 25. Caractors
  27. 26. It's Practically Magic Part II
  28. 27. The Painter's Fantasy
  29. 28. Charlie's Hotties
  30. 29. The Tox-Sick Avenger!
  31. 30. One Super Day at the Gorge
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  • Katie
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Michael Hoskin