Cracked #353

(March 2001)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

Simpy Dumpkins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Pencils

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Inks

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Colors

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Letters

Dick Kulpa (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

The toughest day of my life was the day I was born!

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

Inside Cracked Megazine (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Letters

typeset

Excrement (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Tom Richmond (credited)

Inks

Tom Richmond (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody; superhero

Reprints

• from Cracked (Globe Communications, 1985 series) #346 (August 2000)

Indexer Notes

X-Men parody.

The Big Bad Wolf's Secret Weapon! (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Pencils

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Inks

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Colors

?

Genre

humor

A (Really) Precioius Valentine (Table of Contents: 5)

Mr. Precious / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ed Steckley (credited)

Pencils

Ed Steckley (credited)

Inks

Ed Steckley (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

Movie Prequels We'd Like to See (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Frank Cummings (credited)

Inks

Frank Cummings (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Perfect Jobs for the Elderly! (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Bobbie Bender (credited)

Pencils

Bruce Bolinger (credited)

Inks

Bruce Bolinger (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

New Jobs for Bill Clinton (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Noel Anderson (credited)

Inks

Noel Anderson (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

The Burglar (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Don Orehek (credited)

Inks

Don Orehek (credited)

Genre

humor

Another Klugg Moment in History (Table of Contents: 10)

Klugg / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Rich Heddon (credited)

Inks

Rich Heddon (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Those False Rumors About Cracked Magazine (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

George Gladir

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John Severin (credited)

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John Severin (credited)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Lately there have been many false rumors circulated about Cracked.

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Reprints

• from Cracked (Major Publications, 1958 series) #25 (July 1962)

Cracked Crashes the Antiques Road Show! (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Martin Heeley (signed)

Pencils

Martin Heeley (signed)

Inks

Martin Heeley (signed)

Letters

?

Genre

humor

Rite of Passage... (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Dan Fiorella (credited); Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Mike Kazaleh (credited)

Inks

Mike Kazaleh (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Escape from the Cell! (Table of Contents: 14)

Joe Studd / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Gary Fields (credited)

Inks

Gary Fields (credited)

Letters

Gary Fields (credited)

Genre

humor

Pokemon Gone Wild! (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Michael Ricigliano (signed)

Pencils

Michael Ricigliano (signed)

Inks

Michael Ricigliano (signed)

Letters

Michael Ricigliano

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Reprints

• from Cracked (Globe Communications, 1985 series) #343 (May 2000)

Harry Potter Reality Check (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Wayne Novelli (credited)

Inks

Wayne Novelli (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor; fantasy-supernatural; satire-parody

One Day at a Florida Marine World Theme Park... (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Don Orehek (credited)

Inks

Don Orehek (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

What's My IQ? (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Dennis Spurling (credited as Denny Spurling)

Pencils

Kent Kennedy (credited)

Inks

Kent Kennedy (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

The Year in Rap! (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited); Dick Kulpa (credited)

Pencils

Steve Kurth (credited)

Inks

Steve Kurth (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Subscribe to Cracked (Table of Contents: 20) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Other Celebrity Name-Brand Products (Table of Contents: 21)

photo story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Pencils

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Inks

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Colors

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Trying to Figure This Pokemon Phenomenon Out? (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Strangio (credited); Dan Fiorella (credited)

Pencils

Gary Fields (credited)

Inks

Gary Fields (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Reprints

• from Cracked (Globe Communications, 1985 series) #339 (November 1999)

Indexer Notes

Pokemon parody.

Phone Sounds Like... (Table of Contents: 23)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Pencils

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Inks

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Colors

?

Letters

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

It's Not Easy Being a Big Bad Wolf! (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo) (signed)

Pencils

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo) (signed)

Inks

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo) (signed)

Colors

?

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On back cover.