Cracked #359

(February 2003)

Santa Flaws! (Table of Contents: 1)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Pencils

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Inks

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Colors

?

Letters

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

Contents (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

various

Inks

various

Colors

various

Letters

typeset

Crackedass (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Jonathan Lenin (credited)

Pencils

Ben Jones

Inks

Ray Morelli (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the television series 'Jackass.'

Bad News vs Good News (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Huw Evans (credited)

Pencils

Huw Evans (credited)

Inks

Huw Evans (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Lines Are Hell (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Pencils

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Inks

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Colors

?

Genre

humor

Quittin' Time! (Table of Contents: 6)

Sylvester P. Smythe / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Tayyar Ozkan (credited)

Pencils

Tayyar Ozkan (credited)

Inks

Tayyar Ozkan (credited)

Genre

humor

Characters

Sylvester P. Smythe

Synopsis

Sylvester spends all day cleaning then goes home to perform the same chores.

Shut Up MTV! (Table of Contents: 7)

Shut-Ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Troy Hickman (credited)

Pencils

Dave Berns (credited)

Inks

Dave Berns (credited)

Letters

?

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Dad, why does everyone think we Osbournes are such an unusual family?

Genre

humor

The Magic Words (Table of Contents: 8)

Joe Studd / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Michael Neno (credited)

Inks

Michael Neno (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor

The Phantom Buccaneer (Table of Contents: 9)

Ghost Story Club / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Allan Zullo (credited)

Pencils

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Inks

Dick Kulpa (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor

Where the Hell Is Osama? (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Gosar (credited)

Pencils

Noel Anderson (credited)

Inks

Noel Anderson (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Magazines for Dogs! (Table of Contents: 11)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Pencils

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Inks

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Scenes We'll Never See on the Anna Nicole Show (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Gosar (credited)

Pencils

Kevin Karstens (credited)

Inks

Kevin Karstens (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor

8 Simple Rules for Dating a Middle-Aged Nerd (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Wil Radcliffe (credited)

Pencils

Derrick Wyatt (credited)

Inks

Derrick Wyatt (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Hate Mile! (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Kevin Tuma (credited)

Inks

Kevin Tuma (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film '8 Mile.'

Pukey McSpew Reads a Book (Table of Contents: 15)

Pukey McSpew / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Martin Heeley

Pencils

Martin Heeley

Inks

Martin Heeley

Letters

?

Genre

humor

The World's Most Frightening Fan Club Presidents! (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Bernie Soul (credited)

Pencils

Eric Kirchberg (credited)

Inks

Eric Kirchberg (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Cracked Designer Mailboxes (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Kent Kennedy (credited)

Pencils

Kent Kennedy (credited)

Inks

Kent Kennedy (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

New Theme Restaurants We'd Like to See! (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Jay Chuppe (credited)

Inks

Jay Chuppe (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

The Only Girl (Table of Contents: 19)

Joe Studd / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Michael Neno (credited)

Inks

Michael Neno (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor

007 versus XXX (Table of Contents: 20)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Eric Kirchberg (credited)

Inks

Eric Kirchberg (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Never Cheat a Cheater (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Pencils

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Inks

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Letters

Art Bouthillier (signed)

Genre

humor

YYY (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Dave Berns (credited)

Inks

Dave Berns (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'XXX.'

When the Movies Have Corporate Sponsors! (Table of Contents: 23)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Gunnar Johnson (credited); Barry Dutter (credited)

Pencils

Gunnar Johnson (credited); Dave Berns (credited)

Inks

Gunnar Johnson (credited); Dave Berns (credited)

Colors

Gunnar Johnson (credited)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Life's a Beach! (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Pencils

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Inks

Corne (credited as Santiago Cornejo)

Colors

?

Genre

humor