- Script
- Keith Giffen (plot); Alan Grant (script)
- Pencils
- Keith Giffen (breakdowns); Simon Bisley (finished art)
- Inks
- Simon Bisley (finished art)
- Colors
- Lovern Kindzierski
- Letters
- Todd Klein
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Can ya believe it?
- Genre
- humor; science fiction; superhero
- Characters
- Lobo; Vril Dox; Lady Quark; Strata; Miss Tribb; space dolphins; chief warden of L.E.G.I.O.N. holding prison; 'Bo's Bros (angry mob devoted to Lobo); bookstore proprietor; members of the Legion of Decency Paramilitary S.W.A.T. Unit; various lowlife patrons of the "Scarf 'n' Barf" space-truckstop
- Synopsis
- Lobo is furious that someone has written an unauthorized bio of his life and decides that the author has to die. His quest for revenge is interrupted, however, by Dox who tasks him with bringing in a prisoner alive to L.E.G.I.O.N. headquarters. Unfortunately, the person Lobo wants to kill is now the same person he has sworn to protect--his fourth grade teacher Miss Tribb.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- biography; book; diner; L.E.G.I.O.N.; mob violence; outer space setting; prisoner; teacher
The story contains three text pages which are presented as chapters of Lobo's unauthorized biography and tell portions of his origin.