- Script
- Bob Bolling
- Pencils
- Bob Bolling
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Dilton Doiley; R.N. Iris Swab; Miss Fondue; Svenson the janitor; Miss Beazley
- Synopsis
- Tiring of students with imaginary illnesses designed to get them out of tests, Nurse Swab decides to go off on the next student with a fake excuse, and that student happens to be Archie.
Bob Bolling draws Svenson with black hair and mustache, rather than the usual balding and white mustache.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- Mario Acquaviva
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Mario Acquaviva
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- The Archies [Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones]; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Pop Tate; Professor Gasworth (villain)
- Synopsis
- The Archies team up to stop Professor Gasworth from using his anti-gravity gas from robbing the Riverdale Bank, building and all.
A throwback to the late '60s stories where the Archies consisted of only three members and were involved in surreal Monkees-style adventures, this may be an unused or reprinted story from that era.
- Script
- Bob Bolling
- Pencils
- Bob Bolling
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Girtha Gooseby; Ethel Muggs
- Synopsis
- Archie sells his share of an oyster boat, forcing Jughead to look for a legendary lost oyster bed with Girtha Gooseby. And when Ethel hears that Jughead is on a boat alone with another woman, she decides to inject herself into the situation.
The freighter Jughead and Ethel almost collide with is "The Pride of Walvis Bay," the boat that Mad Doctor Doom and Chester work on in Bolling's Little Archie stories.