Archie 3000 #14 [Direct]

(February 1991)

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Archie / public service announcement / 1 page (report information)

Script

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Pencils

Dan DeCarlo (signed as Dan DeCarlo)

Inks

Dan DeCarlo (signed as Dan DeCarlo)

Colors

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Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Drugs are uncool!

Genre

teen

Characters

Archie Andrews

Indexer Notes

Anti-drug public service announcement from Archie Comics.
Inside front cover.

Oh, Christmas Transporter, Oh, Christmas Transporter (Table of Contents: 2)

Archie 3000 / comic story / 11 pages (report information)

Script

Dan Parent (credited)

Pencils

Dan Parent (credited)

Inks

Jon D'Agostino (credited)

Colors

Barry Grossman (credited) (coloring/production)

Letters

Bill Yoshida (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

...And I'll take the lovely Saturnian diamelle bracelet for Betty!

Feature Logo

Archie 3000 [stacked]

Genre

humor; science fiction; teen

Characters

Fred Andrews 3000; Archie 3000; Betty 3000; Mrs. Claus; Alice Cooper 3000; Forsythe Jones II 3000; Jughead 3000; Hiram Lodge 3000; Vicky Mantle 3000; Reggie 3000; Rudolph; Santa Claus; Veronica 3000

Synopsis

Archie and his friends use the home shopping teleportation network to do their Christmas shopping, against their parents' wishes. When a storm knocks out the global teleportation system, Archie and the gang are forced to go out and shop the old-fashioned way. Meanwhile, Santa recruits his old reindeer friends to drive his sleigh to deliver gifts house-to-house.

Reprints

• in Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #109 (February 1997)

Indexer Notes

Story is in two parts: Chapter 1 - "Oh, Christmas Transporter, Oh, Christmas Transporter" and Chapter 2 - "Let it Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!"
Includes indicia at bottom of first page.
Includes promotional blurb for Explorers of the Unknown (Archie, 1990 series) #5 on the bottom of page 2.
Includes promotional blurb for Archie Club News (letter column) on the bottom of page 4.
Includes promotional blurb for Riverdale High (Archie, 1990 series) #4 on the bottom of page 6.
Includes promotional blurb for a free catalog of Archie signed and numbered prints on the bottom of page 7.
Includes promotional blurb for Jughead's Diner (Archie, 1990 series) #6; The Jughead Jones Comics Digest (Archie, 1977 series) #67; Jughead's Time Police (Archie, 1990 series) #5.

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Capri Sun Juice Drinks / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures [Meet Archie] / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Archie Comics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Archie Comics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Archie Double Digest Magazine; Betty and Veronica Double Digest Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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The Ultimate Game Club / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

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Archie Comics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

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Archie Comics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Jughead's Double Digest / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Squirm Assignment (Table of Contents: 12)

Archie 3000 / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Paul Castiglia (credited)

Pencils

Dan Parent (credited)

Inks

Pat Kennedy (credited)

Colors

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Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

So, Arch, what topic did you choose for our sociology assignment?

Feature Logo

Archie 3000 [stacked]

Genre

humor; science fiction; teen

Characters

Archie 3000; Betty 3000; Dilton 3000; Jughead 3000; Moose 3000; Reggie 3000; Veronica 3000; Waldo Weatherbee 3000

Synopsis

Archie accidentally hands in a sociology assignment based on his dreams, as transcribed by a dict-o-text.

Reprints

• in Laugh Comics Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #131 (December 1996)

Indexer Notes

Includes promotional blurb for Betty and Veronica Double Digest Magazine #23 on bottom of first page.
Includes promotional blurb for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures (Archie, 1989 series) #17 on bottom of page 5.

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Capcom USA Games / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

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Archie Club News / letters page / 1 page (report information)

Script

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Pencils

?

Inks

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Colors

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Letters

typeset

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Archie's Club News

Characters

Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge

Indexer Notes

Includes letters from Angela Bowdridge (Dees Lake, Nfld, Canada) First prize - $10.00 and Fredrica McCoy (Bronx, NY) Second prize - $5.00.

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Explorers of the Unknown / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Riverdale High / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

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Lisa Frank Products / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Teleportation Troubles! (Table of Contents: 18)

Archie 3000 / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Bill Golliher (credited)

Pencils

Bill Golliher (credited)

Inks

Pat Kennedy (credited)

Colors

?

Letters

Pat Brosseau

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Hi, Arch! What's the problem?! You look more shook-up than a one-legged Neptunian in a potato transit sack-race?!

Feature Logo

Archie 3000 [stacked]

Genre

humor; science fiction; teen

Characters

Archie 3000; Betty 3000; Dilton 3000; Hiram Lodge 3000; Veronica 3000; Ms. Vanderklump

Synopsis

Archie gets into trouble while using Dilton's wrist teleportation device.

Reprints

• in World of Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2010 series) #106 (March 2021)

Indexer Notes

Includes promotional blurb for Archie comics and digests (available at B. Dalton stores, Waldenbooks, comic shops and most supermarket check-outs) on the bottom of first page.
Includes promotional blurb for Archie's R/C Racers (Archie, 1989 series) #10 on bottom of page 3.

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Archie's Fan Club / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

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Cap'n Crunch / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

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Cycle Products / advertisement / 1 page (report information)