- Script
- Bill Jemas
- Pencils
- M. D. Bright
- Inks
- Paul Neary
- Colors
- Transparency Digital
- Letters
- Chris Eliopoulos
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mickey, I'm just saying that I have great power, and...
- Genre
- satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Kal-AOL; Mickey; Lucy; Rush Limbaugh; Peter David; Batman; Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Black Panther; Matt Murdock [Daredevil]; Spider-Man; Punisher; Spike Lee; Jane Fonda; Ted Turner
- Synopsis
- After Rush Limbaugh tries to stop Kal from giving a begging Peter David a hundred dollar bill, Kal decides to be a hero by distributing his vast wealth to the poor. As he is handing out money, however, he is accosted by Batman, Iron Man and Black Panther who object to his generosity. Next, Kal helps the police nab petty criminals but ace lawyer Matt Murdock keeps getting them off. They track down the Kingpin of Crime only to find he is being played by director Spike Lee. From the future, Kal's parents decide to help him out by sending him a time machine.
Although Batman's costume is modified and he is not called by name, the recap page clearly indicates that Batman is in the story.