- Script
- Dan Parent; Frank Doyle ? (flashback)
- Pencils
- Dan Parent; Dan DeCarlo ? (flashback)
- Inks
- Mike Esposito; ? (flashback)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Cheryl Blossom; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Cheryl, Veronica, and Betty all ask Archie out to the movies on the same night. Archie tries to keep his plans with each of them.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- date; hot dog; kiss; movies; perfume
The Archie story "Which Is Rich" from Archie #323 is reprinted in this story as a flashback.
Interview With the Umpire is a spoof of the movie Interview With a Vampire.
- Script
- Dan Parent; ? (flashback)
- Pencils
- Dan Parent; Dan DeCarlo ? (flashback)
- Inks
- Mike Esposito; ? (flashback)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Cheryl Blossom; Jason Blossom (flashback); Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Archie's plan to see movies with all three girls at the same time blows up in his face.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- car; date; movie; police
The Archie story "Over the Edge" from Archie #324 is reprinted in this story as a flashback.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is spoofed as Arnold Schwarzenberger.
- Script
- Bill Golliher; Frank Doyle (flashback)
- Pencils
- Bill Golliher; Dan DeCarlo (flashback)
- Inks
- Jon D'Agostino; Dan DeCarlo (flashback)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Cheryl Blossom; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doiley; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason; Mr. Weatherbee; Seymour Flopsy
- Synopsis
- After Cheryl pranks Betty and Veronica they decide to dig up some dirt on her in an old yearbook of hers. Betty and Veronica find out that Cheryl used to date a boy named Seymour. They arrange for Seymour to visit so he can take Cheryl away from their guys.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- car; date; eggs; kiss; money; puddle; snow; splash
The Betty and Veronica story "Hot Stuff" from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #328 is reprinted in this story as a flashback.