- Script
- Geoffrey White
- Pencils
- Charles Senties (credited as Chuck Senties)
- Inks
- Tim Estiloz (credited)
- Colors
- Suzanne Dechnik (credited as Dechnik); Holly Sanfelippo (credited as Sanfelippo); Todd Tuttle (credited as Tuttle)
- Letters
- Patrick Williams (credited)
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Mr. Lizard; Dr. Phillup McCraken (animal proctologist, villain); Fid (first appearance)
Story title written out in formal letters as "But, Doctor..." with the second T inserted as if hand-written.
Fid created by Marc Hansen.
Art credits corrected by Isaiah via the GCD Error Tracker.