Dork #1
(May/June 1993)

Slave Labor, 1993 Series
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Price
2.50 USD
Pages
28
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Slave Labor Graphics
Color
Color varies, see Notes for individual issues
Dimensions
Standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock
Paper Stock varies, see Notes for individual issues
Binding
Saddle-sitiched
Publishing Format
Was Ongoing Series

Issue Notes

Black & white interiors.


[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

Dork! / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Colors
Sarah Dyer
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I @*!?#! hate everybody!
Genre
satire-parody

[Hey- You Dumb Dork!] (Table of Contents: 1)

Dork! / credits, title page / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

Genre
satire-parody

Stop Bitching About How Comics Suck So Bad! (Table of Contents: 2)

comic story / 0.166 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
"Do your own comics!"
Genre
satire-parody

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Myron The Living Voodoo Doll / comic story / 0.166 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've got to find that doll...
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Myron the Living Voodoo Doll
Synopsis
Myron gets stepped on by someone wearing high heels. Myron is stabbed through the neck with the stem of the high heel.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Phil the Disco Skinhead / comic story / 0.167 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Poor Phil! He's all a mess!
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Phil the Disco Skinhead

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

The Murder Family / comic story / 7 pages (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, hey everybody, now gather 'round- I'd like to introduce the new folks in town!
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Mom Riley; Pop Riley; Arnie Riley; Dougie Riley; Georgina Riley; Harlie Riley
Synopsis
Dougie humiliates the class president and snitch, Arlo Dween, by secretly videotaping him as tries in vane to complete a scavenger hunt that takes him to the seedier parts of town. To the delight of Dougie and the rest of the Murder Family, the resulting embarrasment results in Arlo's suicide. What laughs!

Comic Industry Trading Cards!!! (Table of Contents: 6)

Comic Industry Trading Cards / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Collect them all!
Genre
satire-parody

The Lottery (Table of Contents: 7)

Fisher-Price Theatre / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin (adapted by); Shirley Jackson (original short story)
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Okay everybody.
Genre
satire-parody

Catcher In The Rye (Table of Contents: 8)

Fisher-Price Theatre / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin (adapted by); J. D. Salinger (original novel)
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you really want to hear about it...
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Holden Caulfield

A Day Of Change (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I was walkin' through the village the other day.
Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A man generously gives away spare change on the way to the subway but when he finally arrives at the station he realizes that he doesn't have enough money to get home. He asks a passerby for spare change but no one can spare a dime. How ironic!

You Don't Know... Jack Shit! (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do too!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Jack Shit

Indexer Notes

First of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Furious George (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, George!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Furious George

Indexer Notes

Second of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

Myron The Living Voodoo Doll / comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I must find that doll!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Myron the Living Voodoo Doll
Synopsis
Myron gets run over by a truck.

Indexer Notes

Third of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Ted, Who is Blind, and His Seeing Eye Monkey, Al (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Monkey!?
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Ted; Al

Indexer Notes

Fourth of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Straight as a Curve! (Table of Contents: 14)

Joey the Straight Edge Skinhead / comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Joe is straight edge!
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Joey the Straight Edge Skinhead

Indexer Notes

Fifth of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Thursday is Drink Day (Table of Contents: 15)

Fred Williams / comic story / 0.143 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey... Joe... uh... what day is it...
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Fred Williams

Indexer Notes

Sixth of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Autobiographical Comic Strip (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 0.142 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm cheap.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Evan Dorkin

Indexer Notes

Seventh of 7 comic strips under the header "FUN!".

Great Ketchup Incident (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

Genre
satire-parody

Tattooed Hate Boys (Table of Contents: 18)

Milk & Cheese / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Everybody's doin it, doin it over-doin it-
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Milk; Cheese
Synopsis
The loveable dairy products gone bad set their sites on the unwashed masses who tatoo and disfigure themselves in an pathetic attempt to be interesting.
Reprints

If I Had Three Wishes (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

Genre
satire-parody

All Our Best From The West... (Table of Contents: 20)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The trucks cam from the big nation with the big words...
Genre
satire-parody

Oh No...Naz! (Table of Contents: 21)

Naz / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gee, Bert, busy today, huh?
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Naz; Bert; Charlie

"Oh Baby!" (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh bay-beh- will you see me?
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer

Life's Great Rewards (Table of Contents: 23)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Evan Dorkin
Pencils
Evan Dorkin
Inks
Evan Dorkin
Letters
Evan Dorkin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Dia de los Muertos skeletons
Genre
satire-parody
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["I @*!?#! hate everybody!"]
    Dork!
  2. 1. [Hey- You Dumb Dork!]
    Dork!
  3. 2. Stop Bitching About How Comics Suck So Bad!
  4. 3. ["I've got to find that doll..."]
    Myron The Living Voodoo Doll
  5. 4. ["Poor Phil! He's all a mess!"]
    Phil the Disco Skinhead
  6. 5. ["Well, hey everybody, now gather 'round- I'd like to introduce the new folks in town!"]
    The Murder Family
  7. 6. Comic Industry Trading Cards!!!
    Comic Industry Trading Cards
  8. 7. The Lottery
    Fisher-Price Theatre
  9. 8. Catcher In The Rye
    Fisher-Price Theatre
  10. 9. A Day Of Change
  11. 10. You Don't Know... Jack Shit!
  12. 11. Furious George
  13. 12. ["I must find that doll!"]
    Myron The Living Voodoo Doll
  14. 13. Ted, Who is Blind, and His Seeing Eye Monkey, Al
  15. 14. Straight as a Curve!
    Joey the Straight Edge Skinhead
  16. 15. Thursday is Drink Day
    Fred Williams
  17. 16. Autobiographical Comic Strip
  18. 17. Great Ketchup Incident
  19. 18. Tattooed Hate Boys
    Milk & Cheese
  20. 19. If I Had Three Wishes
  21. 20. All Our Best From The West...
  22. 21. Oh No...Naz!
    Naz
  23. 22. "Oh Baby!"
  24. 23. Life's Great Rewards
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