- Script
- Sara Algase
- Pencils
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- Inks
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- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Characters
- Veronica Lodge
Sara Algase answers readers' problems as "Veronica".
- Script
- Mike Pellowski
- Pencils
- Dan Parent
- Inks
- Jim Amash
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Teresa Davidson
- Genre
- teen; humor
- Characters
- Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews (as a pirate); Betty Cooper (as a pirate)
- Synopsis
- Veronica goes into a bookstore looking for a romance novel. The clerk tells her of a historical romance starring a pirate and the two women pirates in his crew, forming a love triangle. Veronica then asks if the store has anything else.
- Reprints
As the clerk is telling Veronica of the book, she imagines herself, Archie and finally Betty as the main characters.