Mad #491
(July 2008)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
4.99 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
070992332304 07
Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

ISSN 024 9319

We Pounce On...The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian (Table of Contents)

Alfred E. Neuman / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Mark Fredrickson
Inks
Mark Fredrickson
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman [as Prince Caspian]; Aslan

AST Dew Tour (Table of Contents: 1)

NBC; USA Network / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bo Bridges ? (photo)
Inks
Bo Bridges ? (photo)
Colors
Bo Bridges ? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for AST Dew Tour tv show series.

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Monroe; Barack Obama; Peter Pevensie; Susan Pevensie; Edmund Pevensie; Lucy Pevensie; Black Spy; White Spy

Indexer Notes

Art is from various places in the magazine. The feature "Unidentified Dying Objects Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.] / letters page / 2.67 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Owen Wilson; Black Spy; White Spy; Scott Adsit; Saddam Heusein
Synopsis
Photos of persons noted as Characters.

Indexer Notes

Letters, photos and fan art from: Anthony Beaulieu; Alex Carrillo; Matthew Zarr; Emma Polhemus; Lindsey Parker; Jermy Schwartz; Steven Grolle; Larry Manofsky; Anthony Tinsman; Neal Angell.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

credits, title page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction

Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books (Table of Contents: 5)

MAD books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Ad for the following MAD books: Spy Vs. Spy 2; MAD About Star Wars; The MAD War on Bush; The Completely MAD Don Martin.

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 6)

Random Acts of Mindless Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
various
Pencils
Scott Nickel; Rick Tulka; P. C. Vey; Tom Bunk; Dan Long
Inks
Scott Nickel; Rick Tulka; P. C. Vey; Tom Bunk; Dan Long
Colors
?
Letters
?; typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Billy Mays; Bill O'Reilly; Keith Olbermann
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Contributors (roles unknown) include: Scott Bricher; Tom Bunk; John Caldwell; Matthew A. Cohen; Paul Coker; Dick DeBartolo; Darren Johnson; Jeff Kruse; Dan Long; Scott Nickel; Kevin Pope; Leonardo Rodriguez; Kiernan P. Schmitt; Bob Staake; Rick Tulka.; P. C. Vey.

Segments include The Fast 5; Vey To Go!; The Disadvantages of Polygamy; Plugged Nickel; Robots In Disguise; The NFL's Ref Report; The Long Shot; Fundalini Asks "What If...?"; The O'Reilly Spin Vs. The Olbermann Spin.

An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development (Table of Contents: 7)

Mad Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jeffrey Lozenge ?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Characters
Jeffrey Lozenge
Synopsis
A message on commitment.

Indexer Notes

House ad for Mad subscriptions; #1 in a series.

G*d Damn America (Table of Contents: 8)

Pulpit Friction Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Jack Syracuse
Inks
Jack Syracuse
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Barack Obama; Michelle Obama; Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Synopsis
A rewrite of the song "God Bless America" to accomodate the views of Rev. Wright.

A MAD Look At Going Green (Table of Contents: 9)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Goofy interpretations of the difficulties of being energy and ecology careful.

Dr. Seuss for the Digital Age (Table of Contents: 10)

Clicks Are For Kids Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Darren Johnson
Pencils
Gary Hallgren
Inks
Gary Hallgren
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
The Grinch; The Cat In The Hat; Horton
Synopsis
Book covers mimicking some famous Dr. Seuss books.

The Pros and Cons of Working at Home! (Table of Contents: 11)

Domicile Maniacs Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Pencils
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Inks
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Colors
?
Letters
Teresa Burns Parkhurst; typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A MAD look at working at home, where even the Pros are Con.
Reprints

Now That Anyone Can Become A Celebrity... (Table of Contents: 12)

When You Dis Upon A Star Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jacob Lambert
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Shows how lame celebrity culture may become when even more people with no talent become famous.

The Darker Side of The Lighter Side (Table of Contents: 13)

Berg's-Eye Askew Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Dave Berg (original); ? (revised)
Pencils
Dave Berg
Inks
Dave Berg
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Roger Kaputnik; Dave Berg
Synopsis
New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings.
Reprints
  • From Mad (EC, 1952 Series) #?

Indexer Notes

The new gag writer is not credited.

Things We'd Like To See at This Year's Political Conventions (Table of Contents: 14)

Behind The Nominate Ball Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ted Rall
Pencils
Ted Rall
Inks
Ted Rall
Colors
?
Letters
Ted Rall

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Katie Couric; Rudy Guiliani; Mike Huckabee; Donna Hanover
Synopsis
New ideas for political conventions.

Forged In The Depth Of Hades (Table of Contents: 15)

God Of War: Chains of Olympus / advertisement / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Indexer Notes

Ad for game from Sony.

What's Being Taught At Other Corporate Colleges (Table of Contents: 16)

Hire Learning Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Samony; Scott Maiko
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A look at what may be taught at corporate training, to try to explain the bad customer service seen at stores.

Indexer Notes

Features: Foot Locker, 7-eleven, Home Depot, Starbucks, Best Buy.

John Caldwell's Guide to Proper Paparazzi Etiquette (Table of Contents: 17)

Getting Their Shoot Together Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Training tips for paparazzi.

Spy Vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 18)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy
Synopsis
The Black Spy sets a trap for the White Spy on a public sidewalk.

Every Issue of MAD Magazine on 1 DVD! (Table of Contents: 19)

Mad DVD / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman

Indexer Notes

House ad for DVD of issues from October 1952 to December 2005.

Monroe and...Teen Obesity (Table of Contents: 20)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Carl Peterson
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Walter; Coach Mike; Karl
Synopsis
Coach Mike tries to whip the boys into shape but Monroe gets so frustrated that he overeats instead.

The Strip Club (Table of Contents: 21)

Pen and Stink Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Christopher Baldwin; Paul Gilligan; John Kovaleski; Jason Yungbluth; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Dustin Glick; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Pencils
Christopher Baldwin; Paul Gilligan; John Kovaleski; Jason Yungbluth; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Dustin Glick; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Inks
Christopher Baldwin; Paul Gilligan; John Kovaleski; Jason Yungbluth; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Dustin Glick; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Colors
?
Letters
Christopher Baldwin; Paul Gilligan; John Kovaleski; Jason Yungbluth; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Dustin Glick; Douglas Paszkiewicz

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

This issue’s cartoon strips are It Only Hurts When I Laugh; The Beavertons; The Legendary Deliveries of Pete Zahn; Calendar Girl!; The Machine That Travels Through Time; Rex In The City; Just Below The Surface

MAD's Helpful Guide To The Chronicles Of Narnia Prince Caspian (Table of Contents: 22)

B. S. Lewis Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin; Jacob Lambert
Pencils
Hermann Mejia
Inks
Hermann Mejia
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Harry Potter; Hermione Granger; Ron Weasley; Dobby; Remy (the rat); Aslan; Prince Caspian; King Miraz; Peter Pevensie; Susan Pevensie; Edmund Pevensie; Lucy Pevensie; Reepicheep; Trumpkin
Synopsis
Character bios and continuity information for the Chronicles.

Indexer Notes

Includes a MAD map of Narnia.

Mad's Bewitching Prince Caspian Outtakes (Table of Contents: 23)

A Kick In The Aslan Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Aslan; Prince Caspian; King Miraz; Peter Pevensie; Susan Pevensie; Edmund Pevensie; Lucy Pevensie; Trumpkin

Indexer Notes

Movie stills with fake dialog.

What The Heck Is The Difference? (Table of Contents: 24)

Observation Dreck Dept. / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Al Jaffee; Black Spy; White Spy; Sergio Aragones
Synopsis
Cover of MAD #320 with a variation to find the differences on.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Answer included.

Where Will The World Turn A Blind Eye To Torture And Human Rights Violations In The Months Ahead? (Table of Contents: 25)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Answer is: Summer School.

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover.

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 26)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / comic story / 0 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 11 different pages.

We All Have Our Demons... (Table of Contents: 27)

Hellboy: The Science of Evil / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Hellboy

Indexer Notes

Ad for game from Konami. On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. We Pounce On...The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian
    Alfred E. Neuman
  2. 1. AST Dew Tour
    NBC; USA Network
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.]
  5. 4. [no title indexed]
  6. 5. Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books
    MAD books
  7. 6. The Fundalini Pages
    Random Acts of Mindless Dept.
  8. 7. An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development
    Mad Magazine
  9. 8. G*d Damn America
    Pulpit Friction Dept.
  10. 9. A MAD Look At Going Green
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  11. 10. Dr. Seuss for the Digital Age
    Clicks Are For Kids Dept.
  12. 11. The Pros and Cons of Working at Home!
    Domicile Maniacs Dept.
  13. 12. Now That Anyone Can Become A Celebrity...
    When You Dis Upon A Star Dept.
  14. 13. The Darker Side of The Lighter Side
    Berg's-Eye Askew Dept.
  15. 14. Things We'd Like To See at This Year's Political Conventions
    Behind The Nominate Ball Dept.
  16. 15. Forged In The Depth Of Hades
    God Of War: Chains of Olympus
  17. 16. What's Being Taught At Other Corporate Colleges
    Hire Learning Dept.
  18. 17. John Caldwell's Guide to Proper Paparazzi Etiquette
    Getting Their Shoot Together Dept.
  19. 18. Spy Vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  20. 19. Every Issue of MAD Magazine on 1 DVD!
    Mad DVD
  21. 20. Monroe and...Teen Obesity
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  22. 21. The Strip Club
    Pen and Stink Dept.
  23. 22. MAD's Helpful Guide To The Chronicles Of Narnia Prince Caspian
    B. S. Lewis Dept.
  24. 23. Mad's Bewitching Prince Caspian Outtakes
    A Kick In The Aslan Dept.
  25. 24. What The Heck Is The Difference?
    Observation Dreck Dept.
  26. 25. Where Will The World Turn A Blind Eye To Torture And Human Rights Violations In The Months Ahead?
    Mad Fold-In
  27. 26. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  28. 27. We All Have Our Demons...
    Hellboy: The Science of Evil
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Hector G. Dueñas G.
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Thomas Johnson
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Jim Van Dore