Mad #495
(November 2008)

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Price
4.99 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
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Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
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Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

ISSN 024 9319

"Comedy Before Country" Election Issue (Table of Contents)

Alfred E. Neuman / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
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Pencils
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Inks
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Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman

Sexdrive (Table of Contents: 1)

Sexdrive / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
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Indexer Notes

Ad for the movie by Summit Entertainment. On inside front cover.

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; The Joker; John McCain

Indexer Notes

Art is from various places in the magazine. The feature "Why So Sirius? Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.] / letters page / 2.67 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Black Spy; White Spy; Bill Clinton; Jacobus Dixon; Michael Grinspan; Matt Lassen; Jon Marquis; Aaron Sidorov; Laurie Sanford; Erin Miller
Synopsis
Photos of MAD interns.

Indexer Notes

Letters, photos and fan art from : Griffin Benzel; Andrew Rybczynski; Brenner Williams; Christina Collins; Nikki Franda; Evan Caprenter; Ryan Murphy; Bryce Waslak; Tommy La Voy; Jacob McDaniel; Yahawa Ashaqua

Silent Hill Homecoming (Table of Contents: 4)

Silent Hill Homecoming / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
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Pencils
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Inks
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Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
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Indexer Notes

Ad for game from Konami. Appears between pages 1-2 of letters pages.

You Can Own MAD Original Art! (Table of Contents: 5)

Heritage Auction Galleries; MAD / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
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Inks
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Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
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Indexer Notes

Ad for a Heritage auction. Shows covers of MAD #31, #43, #106, #126 and others. Appears between pages 2-3 of letters pages.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

credits, title page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

On 3rd page of letters column.

An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development (Table of Contents: 7)

Mad Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jeffrey Lozenge ?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Characters
Jeffrey Lozenge
Synopsis
A message on liberty.

Indexer Notes

House ad for Mad subscriptions; #27 in a series.

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 8)

Random Acts of Mindless Dept.; Bitterman; Least Popular Halloween Costumes of 2008; The "Real" Reasons Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince Was Delayed; Pull My Cheney!; Advantages and Disadvantages / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Joe Biden; Sarah Palin; John McCain; Joe Bitterman; Bill O'Reilly; John Edwards; Jethro Gruntman; Heinrich von Boffo; Dogstar Zamana; Claxton Baker
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Contributors (roles unknown) include: Scott Bricher; Tom Bunk; Tom Cheney; Dick DeBartolo; Desmond Devlin; Garth Gerhart; Jeff Kruse; Sam Sisco

AST Dew Tour (Table of Contents: 9)

NBC; USA Network / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bo Bridges (photo)
Inks
Bo Bridges (photo)
Colors
Bo Bridges (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
Bucky Lasek
Synopsis
Ad for AST Dew Tour tv show series.

The Dork Knight (Table of Contents: 10)

Don't Wayne On My Parade Dept. / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Battyman [Bruce Whine]; The Jokester; Radish Dawson; Harvey Dink; Katie Holmes; Tom Cruse (cameo); Bozo (cameo); Ronald McDonald (cameo); Superman (cameo); Commissioner Walk-on; Neuman; Cookie Monster (cameo)
Synopsis
Loosely follows the plot of the movie "The Dark Knight."
Reprints

Indexer Notes

No name is given for the Morgan Freeman character.

Mad's Updated Glossary to The War On Terror (Table of Contents: 11)

Lexicon-job Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
George Bush; Joe Lieberman; Colin Powell; John McCain
Synopsis
Fake definitions for words used to describe aspects of the War on Terror.

Indexer Notes

A follow-up to an article in MAD #438.

A MAD Look at Fortune Tellers (Table of Contents: 12)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A look at some possible goofy outcomes of fortune telling.
Reprints

Hopeless (Table of Contents: 13)

Alfred E. Neuman; A MAD Political Poster; Campaignin' The Ass Dept. / illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
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Inks
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Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman

Indexer Notes

A parody of the Barack Obama poster "Hope."

MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows (Table of Contents: 14)

The Chat 'N The Stat Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Keith Olberman; George W. Bush; John McCain; John Edwards; Andrea Mitchell; Bill O'Reilly
Synopsis
Minute-by-minute looks at features on "Countdown" taken to their extremes.

It's Wall-to-Wall Stupidity! (Table of Contents: 15)

MAD books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
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Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Bill Clinton

Indexer Notes

House ad for MAD Magazine Poster Book and MAD About Politics pop-up book.

A Look Back At The Historical Career of John McCain (Table of Contents: 16)

Antique Slideshow Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Scott Bricher; ? (photo)
Inks
Scott Bricher; ? (photo)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
John McCain; Thomas Jefferson; James Monroe; Meriwether Lewis; William Clark; Sacagawea; Abraham Lincoln; Betsy Ross; Charles Lindberg; Franklin D. Roosevelt; Joseph Stalin
Synopsis
John McCain appears in historic paintings and photos of the past 400 years of American history.

Indexer Notes

Uses some real historic photos as bases for some computer changes.

Monroe and...Domestic Terror (Table of Contents: 17)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Carl Peterson
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father; Monroe's grandfather; Walter; Gustavo
Synopsis
Monroe's chemistry experiment blows up in class and the FBI takes him in for interrogation as a terrorist suspect.

The Strip Club (Table of Contents: 18)

Pen And Stink Dept.; Man On The Street; It Only Hurts When I Laugh; How To Dump An Invisible Man!; The Machine That Travels Through Time; The Family Follies!; Me, Myself and My Puppet; The Roommates: John, Joe and Jerry; Just Below The Surface / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Ryan Pagelow; Christopher Baldwin; Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Rob Harrell; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Pencils
Ryan Pagelow; Christopher Baldwin; Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Rob Harrell; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Inks
Ryan Pagelow; Christopher Baldwin; Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Rob Harrell; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Colors
?
Letters
Ryan Pagelow; Christopher Baldwin; Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Rob Harrell; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Douglas Paszkiewicz

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

A collection of comic strips.

Not Vetting Sarah Palin (Table of Contents: 19)

A Mad Political Poster; In Veep Trouble Dept. / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
John McCain; Sarah Palin
Synopsis
A parody of movie poster for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

When Monkeys Go Bad (Table of Contents: 20)

The Apes of Wrath Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Michael Jackson; Bubbles
Synopsis
A look at the things apes would do wrong if they thought more like people.

Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 21)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy; Grey Spy
Synopsis
The Grey Spy lures the others into a trap, with her feminine wiles.

When High School Elections Are Run Like Presidential Elections (Table of Contents: 22)

Electoral College Prep Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Nathaniel Stein
Pencils
Jose Garibaldi
Inks
Jose Garibaldi
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
What might happen if common practices in presidential elections were transfered to high schools.

The New British Invasion (Table of Contents: 23)

BBC Video; Amazon.com; 2 entertain Video Ltd. / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
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Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
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Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Ad for DVDs of tv shows: Little Britain; The Office; Doctor Who; Robin Hood; Spaced; Torchwood

Who's Made A Fortune Collecting And Packaging Garbage? (Table of Contents: 24)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Answer is: TMZ.

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover.

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 25)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / comic story / 0 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 11 different pages.

In Hell's Darkest Chamber, Immortality Waits. (Table of Contents: 26)

Hell In A Cell / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
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Inks
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Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
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Characters
Kane; Undertaker

Indexer Notes

Ad for wrestling DVD with mini-busts bonus figurines, from World Wrestling Entertainment. On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. "Comedy Before Country" Election Issue
    Alfred E. Neuman
  2. 1. Sexdrive
    Sexdrive
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.]
  5. 4. Silent Hill Homecoming
    Silent Hill Homecoming
  6. 5. You Can Own MAD Original Art!
    Heritage Auction Galleries; MAD
  7. 6. [no title indexed]
  8. 7. An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development
    Mad Magazine
  9. 8. The Fundalini Pages
    Random Acts of Mindless Dept.; Bitterman; Least Popular Halloween Costumes of 2008; The "Real" Reasons Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince Was Delayed; Pull My Cheney!; Advantages and Disadvantages
  10. 9. AST Dew Tour
    NBC; USA Network
  11. 10. The Dork Knight
    Don't Wayne On My Parade Dept.
  12. 11. Mad's Updated Glossary to The War On Terror
    Lexicon-job Dept.
  13. 12. A MAD Look at Fortune Tellers
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  14. 13. Hopeless
    Alfred E. Neuman; A MAD Political Poster; Campaignin' The Ass Dept.
  15. 14. MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows
    The Chat 'N The Stat Dept.
  16. 15. It's Wall-to-Wall Stupidity!
    MAD books
  17. 16. A Look Back At The Historical Career of John McCain
    Antique Slideshow Dept.
  18. 17. Monroe and...Domestic Terror
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  19. 18. The Strip Club
    Pen And Stink Dept.; Man On The Street; It Only Hurts When I Laugh; How To Dump An Invisible Man!; The Machine That Travels Through Time; The Family Follies!; Me, Myself and My Puppet; The Roommates: John, Joe and Jerry; Just Below The Surface
  20. 19. Not Vetting Sarah Palin
    A Mad Political Poster; In Veep Trouble Dept.
  21. 20. When Monkeys Go Bad
    The Apes of Wrath Dept.
  22. 21. Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy
  23. 22. When High School Elections Are Run Like Presidential Elections
    Electoral College Prep Dept.
  24. 23. The New British Invasion
    BBC Video; Amazon.com; 2 entertain Video Ltd.
  25. 24. Who's Made A Fortune Collecting And Packaging Garbage?
    Mad Fold-In
  26. 25. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  27. 26. In Hell's Darkest Chamber, Immortality Waits.
    Hell In A Cell
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Hector G. Dueñas G.
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Jim Van Dore