Inside front cover. Photographs by Michelle Wolfman.
Some photos are by Michelle Wolfman, while others are vintage Hollywood publicity stills.
The host is a parody of ABC sportscaster Jim McKay.
The priest on the second page is drawn to look like Bing Crosby from "Going My Way".
A caricature of ABC sportscaster Howard Cosell appears as a generic symbol for the press. Caricatures of Marlon Brando (as Vito Corleone), Henry Kissinger, Johnny Carson, John Wayne and actress Sandy Dennis also appear at various moments.
Back cover.