Crazy Magazine #82

(January 1982)

Here Are Your Cut-Out Figures! (Table of Contents: 1)

activity / 1 page (report information)

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Pencils

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Inks

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Colors

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Letters

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Characters

Spider-Man; Thing; Magneto

Indexer Notes

Cut-out figures for page 65.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Take a Letter to Crazy / letters page / 1.67 pages (report information)

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Pencils

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Inks

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Letters

typeset

Characters

Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Plot-Device Man

Keywords

Drearyknolls; giant slingshot

Indexer Notes

Letters from John Lacerda, Barb Leatherman, Mike Wheeler, Scotty Straub, Edgar Torres, Mile DelTufo, Dewey Poe, Jack Maitre, Paul Couture, John Noonan, Freedy Krietzburg, Terrence Ferguson, Jeff Kirsh and Marci Riseman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Obnoxio's Abuse Column / letters page / 0.33 page (report information)

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Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Characters

Obnoxio the Clown

Indexer Notes

Letter from Michael Markus.

Reality Island (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Dana Kadison (credited)

Pencils

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Inks

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Mr. wRetch; Taboo; A. Rich Seagull (writer); Ms. Garden; Skunkman [J. Barnsworth Mellington III]; Maynard Mellington

Keywords

Horror Valley MTA (television show); Hulk prop; Inflatable Wanda Doll; penguin; Reality Island; shark prop; Skunk Off; Soap Flakes

No Deposit, No Return Part 1 (Table of Contents: 5)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

humor

Characters

fisherman; a Genie

Synopsis

A fisherman finds a genie in a bottle. The genie comes out bottle-shaped.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

Teen Hulk / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Christopher Priest (credited as Jim Owsley)

Pencils

Bob McLeod (credited)

Inks

Bob McLeod (credited)

Letters

Bob McLeod (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Now be a good girl while I'm gone, Pumpkin...

Genre

humor

Characters

Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bobby; Herb "Hoobie" Meany; Mrs. Meany; Ms. Meany; Jordan

Keywords

Ground Control; space shuttle; USAF

The Dizzying Fantasy... and the Disastrous Reality. (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Pencils

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Inks

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

humor

Dirk McGirks's Histery of Artwerk (Table of Contents: 8)

Dirk McGirk / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Genre

humor

Characters

Dirk McGirk; Miss Constrop; cravemen; Ejiptian Mummsy; Leotardo DaVinchi; Rodan; Mike Duglas; Rick Little; Michael Ann Jello; David Frosty; David Kaminsky; Salvatore Dolly; Pablo Picolo; Vincent "Vinnie" Van Goo; John Naigey; Venus Paradox

Keywords

Argosy and Expectancy; Art Art Art (book); Broque Artists; cubanism; David; Detale of the Sixteen Chaplins; Impressioners; MacDonalds; moderner art; parramints; poop art; the Big Stinx; the Discus Throwerer; the Fast Supper; the Kiss; the Moner Leaser; the Old Misters (book); the Runnysauce period; the Stinker; Venus the Milo

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Obnoxio the Clown Funpages / activity / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Virgil Diamond (credited)

Pencils

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Inks

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Letters

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Genre

humor

Characters

Obnoxio the Clown; Fido; Charles Manson (mentioned)

Indexer Notes

Contains art sent in by Steve Pape.

No Deposit, No Return Part 2 (Table of Contents: 10)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

humor

Characters

fisherman; a Genie

Synopsis

A fisherman asks a genie for a beautiful woman. The genie turns the fisherman into the beautiful woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Aunty Nuke / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Susan Bissett

Pencils

Steve Smallwood (credited)

Inks

Steve Smallwood (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

From distant galaxies to the planet Earth,

Genre

humor

Characters

Aunty Nuke; Gee Whiz Kids [Elmo; Evita]

Keywords

Cloning Machine; wooly mammoths

The Masterful Fantasy... and the Miserable Reality. (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Pencils

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Inks

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

humor

Characters

Percy; Teddy; Percy's mother

Crazy Looks at the Crazy Office (Table of Contents: 13)

Crazy Looks / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Paul Kupperberg (credited)

Pencils

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Inks

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

humor

Characters

Crazy Magazine [Editor; Foot Editor; Knee Editor; Head Editor; Teen Hulk [Chester Weems] (behind the scenes); Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack (mentioned); the janitor; Chest Editor; Editor of Crazy Looks At]

Keywords

Goldfish in the Water Cooler; octopus (mentioned)

No Deposit, No Return Part 3 (Table of Contents: 14)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

humor

Characters

fisherman; a Genie

Synopsis

Now a beautiful woman, the fisherman asks the genie to bring him to a resort. The genie makes himself a guest at the resort and the woman his servant.

Thanskgiving Pageant (Table of Contents: 15)

Kinetic Kids / activity / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Pencils

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Inks

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Letters

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Genre

humor

Characters

Kinetic Kids [Brisbane; Timmy; Leo; Vedmar; Beezer]; Miss Blogun

Spider-Man Tickles the Torch (Table of Contents: 16)

A Spider-Man Surprise Extra / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Marc Bilgrey

Pencils

Jack Kirby (credited)

Inks

Steve Ditko (credited)

Letters

Joe Albelo (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic [Reed Richards]; Invisible Girl [Susan Storm]; Thing [Ben Grimm]; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]]

Reprints

• from The Amazing Spider-Man (Marvel, 1963 series) #8 (January 1964) [retitled, rescripted]

Macie's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rejects (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Susan Bissett

Pencils

Arnoldo Franchioni (credited)

Inks

Arnoldo Franchioni (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

humor

Characters

Mr. Macy; Mrs. Macy (mentioned); judges; Fioruggi; Bazooga Joe; Pesty; Lura Renska Fan Club; Gloria Vanderbuilt; Jury Inc; Nebbish [Irving Nebbish]

Keywords

Addedas (shoe company); Nebbish balloon; parade balloons; Phredericks of Hollywood; Super Whimple balloon

The Audio-Visual Squad Member's Guide to Dating (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Paul Kupperberg (credited)

Pencils

Pat Broderick (credited)

Inks

Armando Gil (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

humor

Keywords

1981 Butterfly Convention; Audio Visual Squad; Last Tango in Paris (movie)

Crazy Contest#6 (Table of Contents: 19)

Crazy Contest / activity / 1 page (report information)

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Pencils

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Inks

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Letters

typeset

Characters

Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Nebbish [Irving Nebbish]; Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack; Kinetic Kids; Aunty Nuke

Indexer Notes

Contest winners named as Tony Coker (grand prize), Tim Dorr, Stacy White, Traci Bearden, Nicholas G. Paulak, Pam Zaikowski, Steve Holten, David Laplante, Scott Richardson, Tim Markin, Patti Collins, Kurt Anderson, Robert Voldemar Zemmers, Dave Waterhouse, Chris Thomson, Shane Tinney, Joe Bazan, Billy Blenk, Shawn Yuzik, Dannie Pearson, Ted Haigler, David Sohinki, Michael Abranowitz, Donna Rojas, Jerry Willis, Tammy Krywalerk, Kelli Stevens and Yvonne Harper.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

The Eleventh Hour Special / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

David Allikas (credited)

Pencils

Dave Morris (credited)

Inks

Dave Morris (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Behemoth Jack; Juiced Newton (mentioned); Ted No-gent (mentioned)

The Hunchback of Notre Doom (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

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Pencils

Joe Maneely (signed)

Inks

Joe Maneely (signed)

Letters

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Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Quasimudpuddle [Henri Hero]; Boltro; Mr. Bong (dies); Lilly Bong (dies); Fifi Lala; Count Gigolo

Reprints

• from Crazy (Marvel, 1953 series) #6 (May 1954)

Keywords

French Police; Notre Doom

Rat Reborn (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 7 pages (report information)

Script

Tom Sutton (credited)

Pencils

Tom Sutton (credited)

Inks

P. A. Flynn (credited)

Letters

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Genre

humor

Characters

Rat [Ratso Rhotten]; the Precinct Cat; Man-Thingy (dies); Sunk-Mariner [Prince No-More]; the Subway Flasher; the Vampire; Rats of the World; Rupert; Lucinda

Reprints

• from Arrgh! (Marvel, 1974 series) #3 (May 1975)

Keywords

Consolidated Power Station; Gotham; Little Mickey Mousey Trap Company; traffic copter

For Your Eyes, Baloney (Table of Contents: 23)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Murad Gümen (credited as Murad Gumen)

Pencils

Dave Morris (credited)

Inks

Dave Morris (credited)

Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Double-Oaf-Seven [James Boon] (dies); Blowhard (dies); Codumbro; Killer Diver; Dr. Nope (mentioned); Goldfungus (mentioned); M & M (dies); "Q"; Moaningpuny; Hitman Goonzales (dies); Malaria; Malaria's father (dead, mentioned); Awri Potatoes; Baby Doll; Eerie Creature; Loco

Keywords

3D Etch-O-Sketch; ATAC [A Typewriter And Cord]; Joe's Pizza; NY Stunt Cats Local 841; sharks

Indexer Notes

Spoof of the James Bond film For Your Eyes Only.

Do-It-Yourself Comic Book (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 16 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Skeates (credited)

Pencils

Joe Albelo (credited); Terry Austin (credited); John Buscema (credited); Dave Cockrum (credited); Armando Gil (credited); Larry Hama (credited); Alan Kupperberg (credited); Bob McLeod (credited); Marshall Rogers (credited)

Inks

Joe Albelo (credited); Terry Austin (credited); John Buscema (credited); Dave Cockrum (credited); Armando Gil (credited); Larry Hama (credited); Alan Kupperberg (credited); Bob McLeod (credited); Marshall Rogers (credited)

Letters

Jack Morelli (credited as John Morelli); Rick Parker (credited); Joe Rosen (credited)

Genre

humor

Characters

X-Men [Beast; Colossus; Polaris; Angel; Havok; Banshee; Iceman; Cyclops; Storm; Wolverine; Nightcrawler; Sprite]; Thor; Silver Surfer; Iron Fist; Obnoxio the Clown; Moon Knight; Spider-Woman; Spider-Man; Howard the Duck; Stan Laurel; Oliver Hardy; Hulk; Dr. Octopus; Popeye; J. Wellington Wimpy; Dr. Doom; vampire; Bugs Bunny; sentient moon; Watcher; Valkyrie; Ghost Rider; Dr. Strange; Hawkeye; Shang-Chi; May Parker; Wasp; Captain America; Green Goblin; Iron Man; Power Man; Daredevil

Keywords

Crazy Magazine; Fine Art Better Handbags; Joker Burger; Klavigator (fridge); Lace Shop; Radio Center Wholesale; raining cats; raining dogs; Wendy's (mentioned); World's Largest Woolen House

Michael Carlin's Thanksgiving Page O'Stuff... ing (Table of Contents: 25)

Michael Carlin's Page O'Stuff / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin

Genre

humor

Characters

Michael Carlin; Sally (dies); Bill (dies); Meat-Loaf [Chuck Chopped] (mentioned)

Keywords

Leper Colony

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

activity / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

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Inks

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Colors

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Characters

Dr. Doom; Hulk; Phoenix; Doombot

Indexer Notes

Cutouts for Pg. 65

Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 38 (Table of Contents: 27)

Commercials That Drive You Crazy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dick Codor

Pencils

Dick Codor

Inks

Dick Codor

Colors

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Letters

Marian Stensgard (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Keywords

Pirate Truckers; Rubble Brothers; Scavenger Lines; Sparkling Distillery; Sparkling Tap Water

Indexer Notes

On back cover.