I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League

(2005 [January 2006])

[Title Page & Credits] (Table of Contents: 1)

credits, title page / 3 pages (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

I Cant Believe It's Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

?

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Elongated Man; Max Lord; Blue Beetle; Booster Gold; L-Ron; Fire

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #4 [Direct Sales] (April 2005)

This Guy… This-- Gardner! (Table of Contents: 3)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Desdemona (Max’s new chauffeur); Max Lord; L-Ron; Sue Dibny; the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Richard Hertz [formerly Blackguard]; Guy Gardner

Synopsis

The Super Buddies are back in business, but are having trouble with a bar being built next to their headquarters. Beatriz introduces Mary to coffee and they get an apartment together. Booster, Ted, L-Ron, Sue, Ralph and Max exchange barbs. And Sue might be pregnant. Eventually, they meet Richard Hertz’ partner: Guy Gardner.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #4 (April 2005)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

?

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Guy Gardner

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #5 [Direct Sales] (May 2005)

Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda (Table of Contents: 5)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Max Lord; L-Ron; Sue Dibny; the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Billy Batson; Richard Hertz; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Kara aka Karen Starr]

Synopsis

The Super Buddies get to deal with their new neighbor, Guy, while he turns on his charms to the women, much to their dismay. Everyone slams Booster, who takes it personally. Power Girl stops by to hopefully be recruited by Ted. Looking through some of Dr. Fate’s old artifacts, Booster picks one up and accidentally sends the Super Buddies to hell.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #5 (May 2005)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

Lee Loughridge

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Booster Gold; Blue Beetle; demons

Synopsis

Booster Gold and Blue Beetle working a fast food restaurant in Hell, with demons as customers.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #6 [Direct Sales] (June 2005)

Hell… Hell… The Gang's All Here! (Table of Contents: 7)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Max Lord; L-Ron; Sue Dibny; the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Karen Starr]; Etrigan, the Demon; Garc; P'Yook; Ice [Tora Olafsdotter]

Synopsis

The heroes find that Hell means many things to different members: Beatriz gets lousy cell-phone service, Mary can't access her powers, Booster apologizes profusely for getting them all into this mess but no one cares, Ted is harsh and Ralph is thinking about his unborn children. Discussions of God and the hereafter also abound. Guy uses the artifact to send himself and Power Girl to the rescue, where he reveals that he has his ring power back. As the heroes start working in the fast-food restaurant in Hell, Beatriz notices one of the customers is Ice.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #6 (June 2005)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

?

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Power Girl; Guy Gardner; demons

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #7 [Direct Sales] (July 2005)

Hell Freezes Over! (Table of Contents: 9)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Karen Starr]; Etrigan, the Demon; Ice [Tora Olafsdotter]

Synopsis

As Guy and Power Girl rescue our heroes, he sees that Beatriz has discovered his old flame, Tora, in fast food hell. He is reunited with her as Etrigan tells the heroes they can leave Hell. The heroes take Tora with them, knowing that if anyone looks behind to see if she’s still with them, she’ll be lost forever. Guy and Beatriz struggle with this, but Beatriz, in true Orpheus fashion, has to sneak a small look--and Tora vanishes--forever.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #7 (July 2005)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

Lee Loughridge

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Guy Gardner; Mary Marvel

Synopsis

Guy Gardner being beaten up by a black leather-clad Mary Marvel.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #8 [Direct Sales] (Early August 2005)

That Moron Looks Just Like Me! (Table of Contents: 11)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Karen Starr]; Sue Dibny; Max Lord; G'Nort (twisted version); Mary Marvel (twisted version); Captain Marvel (twisted version); Oberon (twisted version); Max Lord (twisted version); Sue Dibny (twisted version); Metamorpho (twisted version); Booster Gold (twisted version); Ice (twisted version);

Synopsis

Our heroes get out of Hell only to find themselves on a very different Earth than the one they left.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #8 (Early August 2005)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

?

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

G’Nort; Power Girl; Fire; Mary Marvel; Guy Gardner

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #9 [Direct Sales] (Late August 2005)

Lo! There Shall Come an Ending-- And None Too Soon! (Table of Contents: 13)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Kara aka Karen Starr]; Sue Dibny; Max Lord; L-Ron; Dr. Fate [Hector Hall]; G’Nort (twisted version); Mary Marvel (twisted version); Captain Marvel (twisted version); Max Lord (twisted version); Sue Dibny (twisted version); Metamorpho (twisted version); Booster Gold (twisted version); Ice (twisted version)

Synopsis

Our heroes defeat their evil doppelgangers with some long overdue teamwork. Guy clicks his heels three times and says “There’s No Place Like Home” and just like that *SNAP* the gang’s all back home, where they lived happily ever after.

Reprints

• from JLA: Classified (DC, 2005 series) #9 (Late August 2005)

JLA (The "International" Era) (Table of Contents: 14)

JLA; Justice League of America / character profile / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mike McAvennie

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Josef Rubinstein

Colors

Tom McCraw; Wildstorm FX (separations)

Letters

typeset

Genre

superhero

Characters

Justice League International [Oberon; Black Canary [Dinah Laurel Lance]; Dr. Light [Kimiyo Hoshi]; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Max Lord; Booster Gold; Batman [Bruce Wayne]; Green Lantern [Guy Gardner]; Dr. Light; Mister Miracle; Captain Marvel [Billy Batson]; Martian Manhunter; Rocket Red; Big Barda]

Reprints

• from JLA-Z (DC, 2003 series) #2 (December 2003)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15) (Expand) /

I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)