- Script
- Kristen Brennan (credited as Ray Espada)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- A Word from our General Manager...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A humorous selection of fake movies created and reviewed for your reading pleasure.
- Keywords
- film; humor; movies; reviews
Film reviews are credited within this page to "film reviewer, Ray Espada," but that name is not credited anywhere else in the issue (and credits are pretty specific), so I am assuming it is a pseudonym for this content (if this is incorrect, please advise, or change).
- Script
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Pencils
- Jacob Saariaho (credited)
- Inks
- Jacob Saariaho (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My name is Allysa.
- Genre
- fantasy-supernatural; historical; religious; sword and sorcery
- Characters
- Allysa (the Untamed) [Allison Cage/Allison Cajnowski] (daughter of Mother and Father); Seraphim [Caige]; Mother [Allysa Senior]; Red Guard/Nameless Ones [Father/Shepherd]; Avatars [Gabri-el]; Baal's soldiers (villains); Baal [Ernie McCullin] (editor of Dark Sanctum magazine); Tony Gabrielli (Burger Shack manager)
- Synopsis
- A female writer publishes stories about her sword-wielding alter ego, Allysa (the Untamed), who travels with the Avatar, Gabri-el, and hunts and kills Baal's soldiers to protect the Seraphim, Caige, turned to stone by the Old Gods. A personal journal entry reveals that Baal (stalker of the female writer), editor of fanzine Dark Sanctum, is the person to whom she has been submitting these stories. Once Baal locates the writer, he finds out she works at Burger Shack and gets a job there to get close to her.
- Keywords
- alter egos; fanzines; fiction; pseudonyms; short stories; stalking; submissions; writers
Text story includes three full-page illustrations: Allysa (the Untamed), Caige, and the Burger Shack crew.
- Script
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Pencils
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Inks
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Do you know me?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Bill Randall (lawyer)
- Synopsis
- Humorous advertisement for a fictional law firm.
- Keywords
- ambulance chasers; cheating; firms; law; lawyers; professionals
Story includes illustration of an ambulance chasing lawyer.
- Script
- Jim Woodring (credited) (quoted); Kristen's parents (credited); Hero Illustrated (credited)
- Pencils
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Inks
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Colors
- Kristen Brennan (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Worth every penny...this is a solid hour of quality reading.
- Characters
- Tinch
- Synopsis
- Back cover art is a color illustration of the Tinch.
- Keywords
- monsters; supernatural
The Tinch is from the story, "Gabrielle," by Kristen Brennan and Jacob Saariaho.
Kristen's parents, Jim Woodring, and Hero Illustrated are credited with testimonial quotes about Coven of Angels #1 on the back cover.