What If? #34 [Direct]
(August 1982)

Marvel, 1977 Series
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Volume
1
Price
1.00 USD; 0.50 GBP
Pages
52
Indicia frequency
bi-monthly
Publisher's Age Guidelines
Approved by the Comics Code Authority
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Marvel Comics Group
Brand
Marvel Comics Group [entire top banner]
Editing
Tom DeFalco (Editor); Linda Grant (Assistant Editor)
Color
color
Dimensions
standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock
glossy cover; newsprint interior
Binding
saddle-stitched
Publishing Format
was ongoing series

Issue Notes

This issue has variants.

This is an all humor issue, often with multiple one-panel bits. All letterer credits added 2005 by Steven Tice.


[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

What If? / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bob Layton (signed)
Inks
Bob Layton (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker ?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop! Don't buy this issue!
Characters
the Watcher
Reprints

What If the Watcher Was a Stand-Up Comedian? (Table of Contents: 1)

Watcher / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Ron Wilson (Kirbyesque panels); Rick Parker (Watcher)
Inks
? (Kirbyesque panels); Rick Parker (Watcher)
Colors
?
Letters
Diana Albers; Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Watcher
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Art and letterer credits added 2005 by Steven Tice. Rick Parker's panel confirmed 2005 by Rick Parker. Ron Wilson credit derived from the letters page of What If? #38.

What If the Fantastic Four Were Bananas? (Table of Contents: 2)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Fantastic Four [Human Torch; Thing; Invisible Girl; Mr. Fantastic]
Reprints

What If Odin Were Peter Parker's Uncle? (Table of Contents: 3)

Spider-Man / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Spider-Man; Odin; Aunt May Parker
Reprints

What If Don Blake and Tony Stark Were Brothers? (Table of Contents: 4)

Thor / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Don Blake [Thor]; Tony Stark [Iron Man]
Reprints

What If Aunt May Were Ant-Man? (Table of Contents: 5)

Spider-Man / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Spider-Man; Aunt May Parker
Reprints

What If Spider-Man Married Spider-Woman? (Table of Contents: 6)

Spider-Man / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Spider-Man; Spider-Woman
Reprints

What If Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin up on His Offer to Join the Fantastic Four? (Table of Contents: 7)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Mr. Fantastic; Willie Lumpkin
Reprints

What If Captain America Chose to Remain Nomad? (Table of Contents: 8)

Captain America / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Nomad [Steve Rogers]
Reprints

What If, at Some Point, Rick Jones Decided to Leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone? (Table of Contents: 9)

Captain Marvel / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Rick Jones; Captain Marvel; Mary Beth
Reprints

What If Nick Fury Had to Wear an Eyepatch on His Right Eye Instead of His Left Eye? (Table of Contents: 10)

SHIELD / comic story / 0.16 page (report information)

Script
Fred Hembeck
Pencils
Fred Hembeck
Inks
Fred Hembeck
Colors
?
Letters
Fred Hembeck

Genre
superhero
Characters
Nick Fury
Reprints

What If...the Ghost Rider Had Possessed Someone Else?! (Table of Contents: 11)

Ghost Rider / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tom DeFalco
Pencils
Dave Simons
Inks
Dave Simons
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Ghost Rider
Reprints

What If Everyone Who Ever Had Been an Avenger Had Remained an Avenger? (Table of Contents: 12)

Avengers / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jim Shooter
Pencils
Bob Hall
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Avengers [Thor; Iron Man; Wasp; Ant-Man [Hank Pym]; Spider-Man; Black Panther; Beast; Tigra; Black Knight [Dane Whitman]; Swordsman; Rick Jones; Hulk; Moondragon; Wonder Man; Goliath [Clint Barton]; Falcon; Captain America; Scarlet Witch; Vision; Quicksilver; She-Hulk; Jocasta]; Edwin Jarvis
Reprints

What If Him Married Her? (Table of Contents: 13)

Adam Warlock / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Him [Adam Warlock]; Her [Kismet]
Reprints

What If Black Bolt Got the Hiccups? (Table of Contents: 14)

Inhumans / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Black Bolt
Reprints

What If Galactus Ate the Earth? (Table of Contents: 15)

Galactus / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Galactus
Reprints

What If...Ka-Zar...Were a Middle-Aged Accountant Instead of a Savage? (Table of Contents: 16)

Ka-Zar / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Brent Anderson
Pencils
Brent Anderson
Inks
Brent Anderson
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
jungle
Characters
Ka-Zar; Zabu
Reprints

What If the Hulk Were Yellow? (Table of Contents: 17)

Hulk / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Dave Cockrum
Inks
Dave Cockrum
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Hulk
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Stat from a Hulk comic.

What If the Invisible Girl Dyed Her Hair? (Table of Contents: 18)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Romita
Inks
John Romita
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Invisible Girl
Reprints

Indexer Notes

stat possibly taken from a promo piece.

What If Power Man Were White? (Table of Contents: 19)

Power Man / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Kerry Gammil
Inks
Kerry Gammil ?
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Power Man [Luke Cage]
Reprints

What If the Thing Were Blue? (Table of Contents: 20)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Thing
Reprints

What If--Captain Marvel Hadn't Died? (Table of Contents: 21)

Captain Marvel / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Al Milgrom
Pencils
Al Milgrom
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Captain Marvel [Mar-Vell]
Reprints

What If Phoenix Still Lived? (Table of Contents: 22)

X-Men / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Al Milgrom
Pencils
Al Milgrom
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Phoenix; Cyclops
Reprints

Elektra Had Survived? (Table of Contents: 23)

Elektra / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Al Milgrom
Pencils
Al Milgrom
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Elektra
Reprints

What If Dazzler Had Become a Stand-Up Comedienne Instead of a Singer? (Table of Contents: 24)

Dazzler / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Danny Fingeroth
Pencils
Frank Springer
Inks
Joe Rubinstein (uncredited)
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Higgins ?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Dazzler
Reprints

What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Arts Presented Spidey Intellectual Stories (Table of Contents: 25)

Spider-Man / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Roger Stern
Pencils
Ed Hannigan
Inks
Allen Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
Diana Albers

Genre
superhero
Characters
Spider-Man; Mad Thinker
Reprints

What If Willie Lumpkin Were Herald to Galactus (Table of Contents: 26)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bob Budiansky
Pencils
Bob Budiansky
Inks
Bob Budiansky
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Willie Lumpkin; Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Thing; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]]
Reprints

What If Ghost Rider Owned a Fast Food Franchise? (Table of Contents: 27)

Ghost Rider / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bob Budiansky
Pencils
Bob Budiansky
Inks
Bob Budiansky
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Ghost Rider [Johnny Blaze]
Reprints

What If All the Super Heroes Who Now Lived in New York City Moved to Toledo, Ohio? (Table of Contents: 28)

What If? / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bob Budiansky
Pencils
Bob Budiansky
Inks
Bob Budiansky
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
humor; superhero
Characters
Spider-Man; Captain America; Daredevil; Scarlet Witch; Thor; Dr. Strange
Reprints

What If the Watchers in All the Realities Got Together and Watched Watchers Watching Watchers [repeat "Watching Watchers" to infinity] (Table of Contents: 29)

What If? / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mary Jo Duffy
Pencils
Terry Austin
Inks
Terry Austin
Colors
?
Letters
Terry Austin

Genre
superhero
Characters
Watcher
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Elmer Fudd also appears as a watcher here.

What If Howard the Duck Formed His Own Super-Team? (Table of Contents: 30)

Howard the Duck / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan O'Neill
Pencils
Alan Kupperberg
Inks
Alan Kupperberg
Colors
?
Letters
Alan Kupperberg

Genre
satire-parody; superhero
Characters
Howard the Duck; Devil Dinosaur; Redwing; Zabu; Emma (Ant-Man's ant); Aragorn; Dragon Man; Lockjaw; Watcher
Reprints

What If Thor Had a Swedish Accent? (Table of Contents: 31)

Thor / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald (layouts); Brett Breeding (finished art)
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Thor; Loki
Reprints

What If Cyclops's Energy Beams Came out of His Ears? (Table of Contents: 32)

X-Men / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald (layouts); Brett Breeding (finished art)
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Cyclops; Magneto; a Sentinel
Reprints

What If Wonder Man Were a Woman and Power Man Were a Girl? (Table of Contents: 33)

What If? / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald (layouts); Brett Breeding (finished art)
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Power Man [Luke Cage]; Wonder Man
Reprints

What If Black Bolt Were a Rock Star? (Table of Contents: 34)

Inhumans / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Roger Stern
Pencils
Bob Budiansky
Inks
Jack Abel
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Inhumans [Black Bolt; Triton; Gorgon; Medusa]
Reprints

What If Daredevil Were Deaf Instead of Blind? (Table of Contents: 35)

Daredevil / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Frank Miller
Pencils
Frank Miller
Inks
Frank Miller
Colors
?
Letters
Diana Albers

Genre
superhero
Characters
Daredevil
Reprints

What If the Marvel Production Crew Existed in This Reality? (Table of Contents: 36)

What If? / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Rick Parker
Pencils
Ron Zalme (himself, Barry Shapiro?); Joe Albelo (himself); Rick Parker (himself, Rob Carosella, Nora Maclin, Harry Candelario); John Morelli (himself); Bob Camp (himself); ? (Danny Crespi); Morrie Kuramoto (himself); Eliot R. Brown (himself)
Inks
Ron Zalme (himself, Barry Shapiro?); Joe Albelo (himself); Rick Parker (himself, Rob Carosella, Nora Maclin, Harry Candelario); John Morelli (himself); Bob Camp (himself); ? (Danny Crespi); Morrie Kuramoto (himself); Eliot R. Brown (himself)
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Characters
Ron Zalme; Joe Albelo; Rob Carosella; John Morelli; Bob Camp; Barry Shapiro; Rick Parker; Danny Crespi; Nora Maclin; Morrie Kuramoto; Eliot R. Brown; Harry Candelario
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Caricature credits added 2005 by Steven Tice, with input from Jim Salicrup, Danny Fingeroth, Mike Carlin, and Rick Parker.

What If the Marvel Editorial Crew Did, Too? (Table of Contents: 37)

What If? / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Carlin
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald (Denny O'Neil, himself); Jim Salicrup (himself); Ron Zalme (Mike Carlin, Danny Fingeroth); ? (Louise Jones); Marie Severin (Ralph Macchio, Linda Grant); Rick Parker (Al Milgrom); Larry Hama (Ann Nocenti); Lance Tooks (himself); Mike Carlin (Tom DeFalco)
Inks
Rick Parker (Denny O'Neil, Al Milgrom, Tom DeFalco); Mark Gruenwald (himself); Jim Salicrup (himself); Ron Zalme (Mike Carlin, Danny Fingeroth, Lance Tooks); ? (Louise Jones); Marie Severin (Ralph Macchio, Linda Grant); Larry Hama (Ann Nocenti)
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Characters
Denny O'Neil; Mark Gruenwald; Jim Salicrup; Mike Carlin; Louise Jones; Danny Fingeroth; Ralph Macchio; Al Milgrom; Ann Nocenti; Lance Tooks; Linda Grant; Tom DeFalco
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Caricature art credits added 2005 by Steven Tice, with input from Jim Salicrup, Danny Fingeroth, Mike Carlin, Al Milgrom, Ron Zalme, and Rick Parker. Al Milgrom is certain he did not do his own caricature.

What If Tony Stark Had Owned an Auto Plant Instead of a Weapons Factory? (Table of Contents: 38)

Iron Man / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Joe Albelo
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins ?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Iron Man
Reprints

What If Sue Storm Had Become the Thing? (Table of Contents: 39)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Joe Albelo
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins ?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Thing; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]]
Reprints

What If Moon Knight Got All His Identities Mixed Up? (Table of Contents: 40)

Moon Knight / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Joe Albelo
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins ?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Moon Knight
Reprints

What If...the Watcher Grew Hair? (Table of Contents: 41)

Watcher / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Rick Parker
Inks
Rick Parker
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Watcher
Reprints

What If Alpha Flight Talked Like T.V. Canadians? (Table of Contents: 42)

Alpha Flight / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Bob Layton; Mike Carlin; Eliot R. Brown
Pencils
Bob Layton
Inks
Bob Layton
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Alpha Flight [Vindicator [James Hudson]; Northstar; Aurora; Sasquatch; Shaman]
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Based on the "Bob and Doug Mackenzie" skits from SCTV.

What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Night Rider, Iceman, and Moon Knight Fought Wendigo in a Snowstorm? (Table of Contents: 43)

What if? / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom DeFalco
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Higgins

Genre
superhero
Reprints

Indexer Notes

This is just an empty white panel.

What If the Black Panther Fought the Shroud in a Coal Mine? (Table of Contents: 44)

What if? / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom DeFalco
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Higgins ?

Genre
superhero
Reprints

Indexer Notes

This is a completely filled black panel.

What If Moon Knight Had 3 Different Identities? (Table of Contents: 45)

Moon Knight / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Sienkiewicz
Pencils
Bill Sienkiewicz
Inks
Bill Sienkiewicz
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker ?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Moon Knight
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

Why Not? / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Letters from J. R. Arganbright, Bob Mitchell, Will Rose, Frank Titone, Gene Entwender and Mark Weaver.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Bullpen Bulletins / text article / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jim Shooter (signed); ?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

What If King Conan Were Bing Conan on the Road to Hyboria (Table of Contents: 48)

Conan / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eliot Brown
Pencils
Eliot Brown
Inks
Joe Sinnott
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Higgins ?

Genre
sword and sorcery
Characters
Bing Conan; Chester
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Based on the Bing Crosby / Bob Hope "Road To..." movies.

What If Black Bolt Hosted a Television Talk Show? (Table of Contents: 49)

Inhumans / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bob Budiansky
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Bob Wiacek
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Black Bolt
Reprints

What If Bruce Banner's Pants Didn't Stretch When He Became the Hulk? (Table of Contents: 50)

Hulk / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
John Romita Jr.
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Bob Wiacek
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Hulk
Reprints

What If You Went to the Movies and Had to Sit Behind the Leader? (Table of Contents: 51)

Hulk / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Rick Parker
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Bob Wiacek
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Leader
Reprints

What If Aunt May Became a Super Hero? (Table of Contents: 52)

Spider-Man / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald
Inks
Bob Layton
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Golden Oldie [Aunt May Parker]; Ant-Aunt [Aunt May Parker]; Auntie Freeze [Aunt May Parker]
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Aunt May as Iron Man, Ant-Man and Iceman.

What If Reed Richards Had Not Invented Unstable Molecules? (Table of Contents: 53)

Fantastic Four / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Mark Gruenwald
Pencils
Mark Gruenwald
Inks
Bob Layton
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]]
Reprints

What If the Hulk Married the She-Hulk????? (Table of Contents: 54)

Hulk / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Roger Stern
Pencils
Terry Austin
Inks
Terry Austin
Colors
?
Letters
Terry Austin

Genre
superhero
Characters
Hulk; She-Hulk; Fred: Ethel; Little Hulky
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Page 1 is a parody of the TV show "I Love Lucy". Page 2 is a parody of the "Blondie" newspaper comic strip.

What If Norrin Radd Had Not Volunteered to Become the Silver Surfer? (Table of Contents: 55)

Silver Surfer / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins

Genre
superhero
Characters
Silver Surfer; Shalla-Bal
Reprints

What If Dazzler Had Decided to Become a Lawyer? (Table of Contents: 56)

Dazzler / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins

Genre
superhero
Characters
Dazzler
Reprints

What If Luke Cage Had Found the Hammer of Thor? (Table of Contents: 57)

Thor / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joe Albelo
Pencils
Joe Albelo
Inks
Al Milgrom
Colors
?
Letters
typeset; Michael Higgins

Genre
superhero
Characters
Luke Cage
Reprints

What If...Doctor Strange Were an Ordinary Magician? (Table of Contents: 58)

Doctor Strange / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Roger Stern
Pencils
Marie Severin
Inks
Marie Severin
Colors
Marie Severin ?
Letters
Marie Severin

Genre
superhero
Characters
Doctor Strange; Ancient One; Baron Mordo; Dormammu
Reprints

What If: Obnoxio the Clown Fought Crime? (Table of Contents: 59)

Obnoxio the Clown / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alan Kupperberg
Pencils
Alan Kupperberg
Inks
Alan Kupperberg
Colors
?
Letters
Michael Higgins ?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Obnoxio the Clown
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Obnoxio as Sherlock Holmes, Batman, Spider-Man, Hulk, Wolverine, Daredevil, Superman and the Watcher.

A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure! [The Black Swamp of Lobella] (Table of Contents: 60) (Expand) /

Dungeons & Dragons / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

What If Daredevil Could See? (Table of Contents: 61)

Daredevil / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Michael Carlin
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Daredevil; Gladiator; Bullseye; Owl; Elektra; Stilt Man
Reprints

What If Thor Got a Haircut? (Table of Contents: 62)

Thor / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Michael Carlin
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Thor
Reprints

What If Spider-Man Had Married the Black Widow? (Table of Contents: 63)

Spider-Man / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Michael Carlin
Pencils
Ron Zalme
Inks
Brett Breeding
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
superhero
Characters
Black Widow
Reprints

What If Iron Man Had an Eating Problem Instead of a Drinking Problem? (Table of Contents: 64)

Iron Man / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Carlin
Pencils
John Romita Jr.
Inks
Bob Layton
Colors
?
Letters
Rick Parker

Genre
superhero
Characters
Iron Man
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What If Dr. Doom Had a Sense of Humor? (Table of Contents: 65)

Dr. Doom / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

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Michael Carlin
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Ron Zalme
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Al Milgrom
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superhero
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Doctor Doom
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What If Galactus Needed Quick Cash? (Table of Contents: 66)

Galactus / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

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Michael Carlin
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Ron Zalme
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Al Milgrom
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Rick Parker ?

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superhero
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Silver Surfer; Galactus
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What Will Happen When Stan Lee Reads This Issue? (Table of Contents: 67)

What If? / comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

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Michael Carlin
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Ron Zalme
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Al Milgrom
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Rick Parker ?

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Stan Lee
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Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["Stop! Don't buy this issue!"]
    What If?
  2. 1. What If the Watcher Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
    Watcher
  3. 2. What If the Fantastic Four Were Bananas?
    Fantastic Four
  4. 3. What If Odin Were Peter Parker's Uncle?
    Spider-Man
  5. 4. What If Don Blake and Tony Stark Were Brothers?
    Thor
  6. 5. What If Aunt May Were Ant-Man?
    Spider-Man
  7. 6. What If Spider-Man Married Spider-Woman?
    Spider-Man
  8. 7. What If Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin up on His Offer to Join the Fantastic Four?
    Fantastic Four
  9. 8. What If Captain America Chose to Remain Nomad?
    Captain America
  10. 9. What If, at Some Point, Rick Jones Decided to Leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone?
    Captain Marvel
  11. 10. What If Nick Fury Had to Wear an Eyepatch on His Right Eye Instead of His Left Eye?
    SHIELD
  12. 11. What If...the Ghost Rider Had Possessed Someone Else?!
    Ghost Rider
  13. 12. What If Everyone Who Ever Had Been an Avenger Had Remained an Avenger?
    Avengers
  14. 13. What If Him Married Her?
    Adam Warlock
  15. 14. What If Black Bolt Got the Hiccups?
    Inhumans
  16. 15. What If Galactus Ate the Earth?
    Galactus
  17. 16. What If...Ka-Zar...Were a Middle-Aged Accountant Instead of a Savage?
    Ka-Zar
  18. 17. What If the Hulk Were Yellow?
    Hulk
  19. 18. What If the Invisible Girl Dyed Her Hair?
    Fantastic Four
  20. 19. What If Power Man Were White?
    Power Man
  21. 20. What If the Thing Were Blue?
    Fantastic Four
  22. 21. What If--Captain Marvel Hadn't Died?
    Captain Marvel
  23. 22. What If Phoenix Still Lived?
    X-Men
  24. 23. Elektra Had Survived?
    Elektra
  25. 24. What If Dazzler Had Become a Stand-Up Comedienne Instead of a Singer?
    Dazzler
  26. 25. What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Arts Presented Spidey Intellectual Stories
    Spider-Man
  27. 26. What If Willie Lumpkin Were Herald to Galactus
    Fantastic Four
  28. 27. What If Ghost Rider Owned a Fast Food Franchise?
    Ghost Rider
  29. 28. What If All the Super Heroes Who Now Lived in New York City Moved to Toledo, Ohio?
    What If?
  30. 29. What If the Watchers in All the Realities Got Together and Watched Watchers Watching Watchers [repeat "Watching Watchers" to infinity]
    What If?
  31. 30. What If Howard the Duck Formed His Own Super-Team?
    Howard the Duck
  32. 31. What If Thor Had a Swedish Accent?
    Thor
  33. 32. What If Cyclops's Energy Beams Came out of His Ears?
    X-Men
  34. 33. What If Wonder Man Were a Woman and Power Man Were a Girl?
    What If?
  35. 34. What If Black Bolt Were a Rock Star?
    Inhumans
  36. 35. What If Daredevil Were Deaf Instead of Blind?
    Daredevil
  37. 36. What If the Marvel Production Crew Existed in This Reality?
    What If?
  38. 37. What If the Marvel Editorial Crew Did, Too?
    What If?
  39. 38. What If Tony Stark Had Owned an Auto Plant Instead of a Weapons Factory?
    Iron Man
  40. 39. What If Sue Storm Had Become the Thing?
    Fantastic Four
  41. 40. What If Moon Knight Got All His Identities Mixed Up?
    Moon Knight
  42. 41. What If...the Watcher Grew Hair?
    Watcher
  43. 42. What If Alpha Flight Talked Like T.V. Canadians?
    Alpha Flight
  44. 43. What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Night Rider, Iceman, and Moon Knight Fought Wendigo in a Snowstorm?
    What if?
  45. 44. What If the Black Panther Fought the Shroud in a Coal Mine?
    What if?
  46. 45. What If Moon Knight Had 3 Different Identities?
    Moon Knight
  47. 46. [no title indexed]
    Why Not?
  48. 47. [no title indexed]
    Bullpen Bulletins
  49. 48. What If King Conan Were Bing Conan on the Road to Hyboria
    Conan
  50. 49. What If Black Bolt Hosted a Television Talk Show?
    Inhumans
  51. 50. What If Bruce Banner's Pants Didn't Stretch When He Became the Hulk?
    Hulk
  52. 51. What If You Went to the Movies and Had to Sit Behind the Leader?
    Hulk
  53. 52. What If Aunt May Became a Super Hero?
    Spider-Man
  54. 53. What If Reed Richards Had Not Invented Unstable Molecules?
    Fantastic Four
  55. 54. What If the Hulk Married the She-Hulk?????
    Hulk
  56. 55. What If Norrin Radd Had Not Volunteered to Become the Silver Surfer?
    Silver Surfer
  57. 56. What If Dazzler Had Decided to Become a Lawyer?
    Dazzler
  58. 57. What If Luke Cage Had Found the Hammer of Thor?
    Thor
  59. 58. What If...Doctor Strange Were an Ordinary Magician?
    Doctor Strange
  60. 59. What If: Obnoxio the Clown Fought Crime?
    Obnoxio the Clown
  61. 60. A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure! [The Black Swamp of Lobella]
    Dungeons & Dragons
  62. 61. What If Daredevil Could See?
    Daredevil
  63. 62. What If Thor Got a Haircut?
    Thor
  64. 63. What If Spider-Man Had Married the Black Widow?
    Spider-Man
  65. 64. What If Iron Man Had an Eating Problem Instead of a Drinking Problem?
    Iron Man
  66. 65. What If Dr. Doom Had a Sense of Humor?
    Dr. Doom
  67. 66. What If Galactus Needed Quick Cash?
    Galactus
  68. 67. What Will Happen When Stan Lee Reads This Issue?
    What If?
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