- Script
- Deni Loubert (signed as Deni)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Often, when at conventions, people ask me why I publish.
Inside front cover includes A Note From The Publisher, publisher's information and indicia.
- Script
- Jim Valentino (credited)
- Pencils
- Jim Valentino (credited)
- Inks
- Jim Valentino (credited)
- Colors
- Diane Valentino (credited)
- Letters
- Diane Valentino (credited)
- Genre
- humour; superhero; satire-parody
- Characters
- Smelfs: Cuter; Skywiseguy
Captain Everything; Cutey Bunny; E-Man [Alec Tronn]; Fred Hembeck; normalman [Norm]; Sgt. Fluffy; Sophisticated Lady; Smelfs [Slime Slider]; Mr Nose-Et-Al; Ronald; The Wraith; The Cephalopod; The Trendoid (Cameo); Hairy Sloth; Legion of Superflous Heroes [Lackadaisical Lad (Cameo); Lady Laxative (Cameo); Lightweight Lad (Cameo); Lobotomized Lass (Cameo); Misnomer Maid (Cameo); Malnutrition Kid (Cameo); Napalm Nate (Cameo); Nihilistic Kid (Cameo); Oblique Kid (Cameo); Obnoxious Boy (Cameo); Orbiculated Kid (Cameo); Oxymoran Miss (Cameo)]; Mickey Money
- Synopsis
- The Smelfs attack Hairy Sloth, leader of the Cretins, to save themselves from cancellation.
- Reprints
Elfquest / Smurf parody issue. Continued in Journey #13.
- Script
- Jim Valentino
- Pencils
- Diane Valentino (photographer); Patrick McManus (photographer)
- Inks
- Diane Valentino (photographer); Patrick McManus (photographer)
- Letters
- typeset
- Characters
- Jim Valentino (photos)
Letters from Paul Engelberg, Michael Eury, Tim Perrin, Stephen Dann, Ken Scudder, Barry Dutter, Jeff Harmblen, Gunnar Stamper, Charlie Ehrenpreis, Michael Clem, and Jim Ryan. Also with fan art and a photo.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Jim Valentino
- Inks
- Jim Valentino
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour; superhero; satire-parody
- Characters
- Captain Everything; normalman [Norm]
Ad for Graphitti Designs normalman T-Shirt for $9.95.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Jim Valentino (signed)
- Inks
- Jim Valentino (signed)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humour; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- normalman [Norm]; Mickey Money
Back cover promo for normalman #5, with cover depicted.