Jizz #1

(January 1991)

Welcome to My Private Hell (Table of Contents: 1)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

? (photo)

Inks:

? (photo)

Letters:

Scott Russo

Characters:

Franz Kafka (photo)

Indexer Notes

"First off, I should tell you that I loathe each and every one of you. I really do."

Editorial - One Dude's Opinion (Table of Contents: 2)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo (signed)

Letters:

Scott Russo (signed); typeset

Indexer Notes

"Walking down one street in New York City the other day, I was assaulted by no less than four cretins who stuffed flyers in my face."

Writer's Block (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

biography

Synopsis:

A writer cannot write.

Keywords:

autobiography

["Sister Hell we used to call her."] (Table of Contents: 4)

Sister Ellspeth of the Flaming Loins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

biography

Characters:

Scott Russo; Sister Ellspeth

Synopsis:

Memories of a nun at school.

Keywords:

autobiography

["In the fifth grade, my class had this pen pal thing with another school. The guy in charge of it was Mr. Topper."] (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

biography

Characters:

Scott Russo; Mr. Topper; Unnamed Girl

Synopsis:

How a pen-pal system run through New York schools worked out for Scott.

Keywords:

autobiography

Those Wacky Skinheads! (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo; ? (photo)

Inks:

Scott Russo; ? (photo)

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

biography

Characters:

Two Skinheads; Mulugeta Seraw [as Mulegeta Seraw] (photo)

Synopsis:

Scott's outrage at a racist attack.

Spiked (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

humor; non-fiction; biography

Characters:

Scott Russo; Spike Lee; The Other White Guy

Synopsis:

Scott attends a signing and talk by Spike Lee.

Keywords:

autobiography

["Remember Matthew 9:4! Yes Mr. Crumb?"] (Table of Contents: 8)

Sister Ellspeth of the Flaming Loins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

humor; biography

Characters:

Sister Ellspeth; Mr. Crumb

Synopsis:

An exchange during high school.

Keywords:

autobiography

["Dear Mr. Russo: Governor Cuomo has asked me to thank you for your recent letter concerning the Supreme Court's..."] (Table of Contents: 9)

text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Gerald C. Crotty; Scott Russo [as Mario Cuomo]

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor; biography; satire-parody

Synopsis:

Two letters are shown- A reply from New York State's Secretary to the Governor and Russo's sarcastic translation of it.

An Overheard Conversation. Really. (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Pencils:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Inks:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Letters:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Genre:

biography

Characters:

Scott Russo

Synopsis:

People believe leaflets are being passed out demanding people turn gay.

Keywords:

autobiography

Inside Fantagraphics (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Pencils:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Inks:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Letters:

Scott Russo [as Scott] (signed)

Genre:

humor; fantasy-supernatural

Characters:

Gary Groth; Kim Thompson; Stan Lee (cameo)

Synopsis:

Fantagraphics work on the cure for AIDS.

["Did anyone ever tell you that you have absolutely no talent whatsover?"] (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

humor; biography

Characters:

Scott Russo

Synopsis:

Self-doubt.

Keywords:

autobiography

Tuesday, Sister Gets a Package Meant for Her Neighbor (Table of Contents: 13)

Sister Ellspeth of the Flaming Loins / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Characters:

Sister Ellspeth

Synopsis:

Sister Ellspeth finds a dildo

Fantagraphicus Liberi (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo (signed)

Pencils:

Scott Russo (signed)

Inks:

Scott Russo (signed)

Letters:

Scott Russo (signed)

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Scott Russo

Synopsis:

Satirical comment about the Comics Journal.

["Bishop Thomas V. Daily of the Diocese of Brooklyn, New York at a press conference describing the size of "[his]..."] (Table of Contents: 15)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

? (photo)

Inks:

? (photo)

Letters:

Scott Russo

Characters:

Bishop Thomas V. Daily (photo)

["Sometimes I wish that I could be a different person."] (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo

Genre:

humor; biography

Characters:

Scott Russo

Synopsis:

Scott wants to be someone else.

What is Wrong With These Pictures? (Table of Contents: 17)

illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo (photo montage)

Inks:

Scott Russo (photo montage)

Letters:

Scott Russo (newspaper montage)

Characters:

Malcolm X (photo); Jesse Helms (photo); Thomas Jefferson

Finally, a Use for the Crippled (Table of Contents: 18)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

Scott Russo (typeset)

Synopsis:

A use for the crippled.

The Classifieds (Table of Contents: 19)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Pencils:

Scott Russo

Inks:

Scott Russo

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Synopsis:

A series of mock-classified ads.

["Ingredients: Enriched Corn Syrup; Salt..... Dehydrated Fun."] (Table of Contents: 20)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Scott Russo

Colors:

?

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

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