(April 1, 1979)

The Middlesex News, 1979 Series
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Volume
2
Price
0.00 FREE
Pages
32
On-sale Date
1979-04-01
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

Our Boarding House with Major Hoople / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Phil Pastoret
Inks
Phil Pastoret
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Major Hoople

Indexer Notes

Single panel from interior strip with different dialogue.
Cappy Dick winners from February 25: Diane Ferrara, Jill Marcelli, Dawn Polizzotti, Debra Day, Molly Miner, Kerry Milaszewski, Danny Gittelsohn, Lianne Lentini, Paula Lazili, and Robb York.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

Kelly & Duke / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jack Moore
Pencils
Jack Moore
Inks
Jack Moore
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Dr. Video?
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals; children
Characters
Kelly; Dr. Video (a dog)
Synopsis
Dr. Video can't remember what he did with the 20 dollars he had when he went out last night.

Indexer Notes

© Universal Press Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

The Born Loser / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Sansom
Pencils
Art Sansom
Inks
Art Sansom
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hmm... what's this?
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Brutus P. Thornapple
Synopsis
Brutus finds a book of Mother Goose rhymes.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Juliet Jones / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Stan Drake
Pencils
Stan Drake
Inks
Stan Drake
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Eve Jones is charged with having on her person more than 25 grams of marijuana -
Genre
drama
Characters
Eve Jones; Earl; Owen

Indexer Notes

© King Features Syndicate, Inc.

["Who broke my beautiful new globe?!!] (Table of Contents: 4)

Miss Peach / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Mell Lazarus
Pencils
Mell Lazarus
Inks
Mell Lazarus
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; children
Characters
Mr. Grimmis; Ira; Lester

Indexer Notes

© Field Enterprises, Inc.

Banking Hours (Table of Contents: 5)

The Bosleys / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
John Stees
Pencils
John Stees
Inks
John Stees
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
The Bosleys
Synopsis
Multiple single gags about banking hours.

Indexer Notes

© United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

[New Highway] (Table of Contents: 6)

Ferd'nand / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Mik
Pencils
Al Plastino
Inks
Al Plastino
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Ferd'nand
Synopsis
Ferd'nand takes the backwoods route to his fishing spot and discovers a new highway now goes right by it.

Indexer Notes

© United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Berry's World / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Jim Berry
Pencils
Jim Berry
Inks
Jim Berry
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, my gosh! Come here! Quick!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
April Fools joke about little green men.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Tumbleweeds / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom K. Ryan
Pencils
Tom K. Ryan
Inks
Tom K. Ryan
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Doctor: Last night I was impaled upon the fangs of a multitude of mosquitoes.
Genre
humor; western-frontier
Synopsis
An Indian asks his Medicine Man if he has a relief for "pooped fingernails".

Indexer Notes

© United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Moon Mullins / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Ferd Johnson; Tom Johnson
Pencils
Ferd Johnson; Tom Johnson
Inks
Ferd Johnson; Tom Johnson
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why don't you make house calls, Doctor?
Genre
humor
Characters
Lord Plushbottom
Synopsis
The Doctor orders an immediate transfusion - of india ink.

Indexer Notes

© Chicago Tribune N. Y. News Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

Moose Miller / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Bob Weber
Pencils
Bob Weber
Inks
Bob Weber
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
RING!" "It's Aunt Sally and Uncle Jake! They're coming to pay us a visit.
Genre
humor
Characters
Moose Miller; Mrs. Miller; Granny
Synopsis
Moose has Granny tell Aunt Sally how to get to their house.

Indexer Notes

© King Features Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Tarzan / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Russ Manning
Pencils
Russ Manning; Mike Royer (assist)
Inks
Russ Manning; Mike Royer (assist)
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Welcome, Tarzan of the Apes! Your athletic ability is known the world over! Join us in our games.
Genre
adventure; jungle
Characters
Tarzan; General Mwalafeo; Korak; Tito; Mando; Chela; Lalo
Synopsis
Tarzan agrees to enter the General's dangerous games.

Indexer Notes

© United Feature Syndicate, Inc.
TARZAN Trademark owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

Sunday with Heathcliff / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
George Gately
Pencils
George Gately
Inks
George Gately
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sent to the Showers
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Heathcliff; Pete the Parakeet
Synopsis
Pete the Parakeet doesn't like the baseball umpire.

Indexer Notes

© McNaught Syndicate, Inc.

Kitty Korner! Lisa and Brian Frattini of Stratford, Connecticut colled their new cat "Shadow" cause he chases his shadow more than his toys.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

Our Boarding House with Major Hoople / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Les Carroll
Pencils
Phil Pastoret
Inks
Phil Pastoret
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, well, Mr. April Fool, himself!
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Major Hoople; Baxter
Synopsis
Baxter remembers past times he has fooled the Major.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

Winthrop / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Cavalli
Pencils
Dick Cavalli
Inks
Dick Cavalli
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wintrop! I've been looking all over for you!
Genre
humor; children
Characters
Winthrop
Synopsis
Someone tries to play an April Fools joke on Winthrop.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Cathy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Cathy Guisewite
Pencils
Cathy Guisewite
Inks
Cathy Guisewite
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's April!!
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Cathy
Synopsis
Cathy wonders why it is not funny when she tells an April Fools joke.

Indexer Notes

© Universal Press Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

Motley's Crew / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ben Templeton; Tom Forman
Pencils
Ben Templeton; Tom Forman
Inks
Ben Templeton; Tom Forman
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mr. Drudge! Run for it! The plant's on fire!
Genre
humor
Characters
Motley; Mr. Drudge
Synopsis
The plant is on fire and Mr. Drudge thinks it is an April Fools joke.

Indexer Notes

© Chicago Tribune N. Y. News Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

Frank and Ernest / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Bob Thaves; Tom Thaves
Pencils
Bob Thaves; Tom Thaves
Inks
Bob Thaves; Tom Thaves
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why bother going to the movies?
Genre
humor
Characters
Frank; Ernest
Synopsis
Frank says he doesn't need to go to the movies, he can see all the violence walking through the park at night.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom Wilson Sr.
Pencils
Tom Wilson Sr.
Inks
Tom Wilson Sr.
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ducks have it made!!!
Genre
humor
Characters
Ziggy
Synopsis
Ziggy wants to come back in another life as a duck.

Indexer Notes

© Universal Press Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

Boner's Ark / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mort Walker (credited as Addison)
Pencils
Mort Walker (credited as Addison)
Inks
Mort Walker (credited as Addison)
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm working too hard in this place.
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals; humor
Synopsis
Boner has only 15 minutes for lunch and tells the new waiter he wants a bowl of soup and to make it snappy. The new waiter puts rubber bands in the soup.

Indexer Notes

© King Features Syndicate, Inc

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

The Family Circus / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bil Keane
Pencils
Bil Keane
Inks
Bil Keane
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
April Fool!
Genre
humor; children
Characters
Billy; Jeffy
Synopsis
Jeffy is upset about Billy's April Fools joke but is happy that his mommy falls for it.

Indexer Notes

© The Register and Tribune Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

The Cap'n's Gig / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch
Pencils
Virgil Partch
Inks
Virgil Partch
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What are we going to use this for, Captain?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The Captain is building a war canoe.

Indexer Notes

© Field Enterprises, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

Spider-Man / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stan Lee
Pencils
John Romita
Inks
John Romita
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How about thos pix, Mr. Jameson?
Genre
superhero
Characters
Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Mr. Jameson; Robbie
Synopsis
Mr. Jameson thinks Peter's photographs of Spider-Man are fake, so he delays payment. Spider-Man puts webbing on Mr. Jameson's chair and it sticks to him.

Indexer Notes

© Marvel Comics Group. Register and Tribune Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

Cappy Dick / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Indexer Notes

Games, hobby tips, contests, etc.

© Field Enterprises, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

Popeye / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bud Sagendorf
Pencils
Bud Sagendorf
Inks
Bud Sagendorf
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Me horroscope sez this is me luck day!
Genre
humor
Characters
Swee'pea; Popeye
Synopsis
Swee'pea has found his future Mrs. Swee'pea.

Indexer Notes

© King Features Syndicate, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why are we walking downtown, Mickey?
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Minnie Mouse; Mickey Mouse; Goofy
Synopsis
Mickey has a flat tire, so he and Minnie have to walk downtown. Mickey and Minnie invite Goofy to go downtown with them. He says no, but then breaks a window and has to buy a new window.

Indexer Notes

© Walt Disney Productions.
Distributed by King Features Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

Walt Disney's Scamp / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say... who's your favorite person?
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Scamp
Synopsis
Scamp and a friend discuss their favorite people.

Indexer Notes

© Walt Disney Productions.
Distributed by King Features Syndicate.

The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (Table of Contents: 27)

Walt Disney's Treasury of Classic Tales / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
adventure; western-frontier
Characters
Theodore; Amos; Millie Gaskill; Private Reid
Synopsis
The Apple Dumpling gang plans an escape from Junction City and don't realize the wagon they hid in is going to the fort.

Indexer Notes

© Walt Disney Productions.
Distributed by King Features Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

Bugs Bunny / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Albert Stoffel
Pencils
Roger Armstrong
Inks
Roger Armstrong
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is a real buy, Fuddsey... genuine imitation silk!
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals; humor
Characters
Bugs Bunny; Elmer Fudd; Sylvester
Synopsis
Bugs complains that Sylvester playing an accordion is ruining his business.

Indexer Notes

© Warner Bros. Inc.

[Busy as a Bee] (Table of Contents: 29)

Mark Trail / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ed Dodd
Pencils
Ed Dodd
Inks
Ed Dodd
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
non-fiction; nature; adventure
Synopsis
Worker bees tell other bees the distance to food in various ways.

Indexer Notes

© Field Enterprises, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

Walt Disney's Donald Duck / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What a beautiful Day!
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Donald Duck; Uncle Scrooge
Synopsis
Donald is happy until he gets to work.

Indexer Notes

© Walt Disney Productions.
Distributed by King Features Syndicate.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

Redeye / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Gordon Bess
Pencils
Gordon Bess
Inks
Gordon Bess
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oops! Excuse me, Sir!
Genre
humor; western-frontier
Characters
Redeye; Jerkymiah
Synopsis
Some varmint picks Redeye's pocket and gets a picture of Redeye's wife.

Indexer Notes

© King Features Syndicate, Inc.

["Hey! Mud!! Fantastic!] (Table of Contents: 32)

Hanna-Barbera's The Flintstones / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Pebbles; Barney Rubble; Fred Flintstone
Synopsis
Pebbles enjoys a pool of mud. Barney hears they are putting out big forest fires in record time with new fire-fighting aircraft.

Indexer Notes

© McNaught Syndicate.
© Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hanna-Barbera's Yogi Bear / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
His nose is hot!
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Yogi Bear; Ranger Smith; Doc Mender
Synopsis
Yogi is sick and goes to the doctor and pretends he has returned for a second appointment to save money on the cost of the visit.

Indexer Notes

© McNaught Syndicate.
© Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

Hulk / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stan Lee
Pencils
Larry Lieber
Inks
Larry Lieber
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The Rattler stopped me from finishing Banner - -
Genre
superhero
Characters
Sam Zale; David Banner [The Incredible Hulk]
Synopsis
David helps a stricken girl and carries her to a mountain road to get help getting her to a hospital.

Indexer Notes

© Marvel Comics Group.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

Crock / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Rechin; Brant Parker
Pencils
Bill Rechin; Brant Parker
Inks
Bill Rechin; Brant Parker
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Answer when I call your name.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
The Commandant whacks the soldiers in the face to test their toughness.

Indexer Notes

© Field Enterprises, Inc.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Eek & Meek / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Howie Schneider
Pencils
Howie Schneider
Inks
Howie Schneider
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, here's how to order your album of authentic folk song's from Monaco, sung by the Prince and Princess...
Genre
humor
Characters
Meek
Synopsis
The TV berates Meek into buying an album by constantly repeating the phone number to call.

Indexer Notes

© NEA, Inc.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
    Our Boarding House with Major Hoople
  2. 1. ["Dr. Video?"]
    Kelly & Duke
  3. 2. ["Hmm... what's this?"]
    The Born Loser
  4. 3. ["Eve Jones is charged with having on her person more than 25 grams of marijuana -"]
    Juliet Jones
  5. 4. ["Who broke my beautiful new globe?!!]
    Miss Peach
  6. 5. Banking Hours
    The Bosleys
  7. 6. [New Highway]
    Ferd'nand
  8. 7. ["Oh, my gosh! Come here! Quick!"]
    Berry's World
  9. 8. ["Doctor: Last night I was impaled upon the fangs of a multitude of mosquitoes."]
    Tumbleweeds
  10. 9. ["Why don't you make house calls, Doctor?"]
    Moon Mullins
  11. 10. ["RING!" "It's Aunt Sally and Uncle Jake! They're coming to pay us a visit."]
    Moose Miller
  12. 11. ["Welcome, Tarzan of the Apes! Your athletic ability is known the world over! Join us in our games."]
    Tarzan
  13. 12. ["Sent to the Showers"]
    Sunday with Heathcliff
  14. 13. ["Well, well, Mr. April Fool, himself!"]
    Our Boarding House with Major Hoople
  15. 14. ["Wintrop! I've been looking all over for you!"]
    Winthrop
  16. 15. ["It's April!!"]
    Cathy
  17. 16. ["Mr. Drudge! Run for it! The plant's on fire!"]
    Motley's Crew
  18. 17. ["Why bother going to the movies?"]
    Frank and Ernest
  19. 18. ["Ducks have it made!!!"]
  20. 19. ["I'm working too hard in this place."]
    Boner's Ark
  21. 20. ["April Fool!"]
    The Family Circus
  22. 21. ["What are we going to use this for, Captain?"]
    The Cap'n's Gig
  23. 22. ["How about thos pix, Mr. Jameson?"]
    Spider-Man
  24. 23. [no title indexed]
    Cappy Dick
  25. 24. ["Me horroscope sez this is me luck day!"]
    Popeye
  26. 25. ["Why are we walking downtown, Mickey?"]
    Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse
  27. 26. ["Say... who's your favorite person?"]
    Walt Disney's Scamp
  28. 27. The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again
    Walt Disney's Treasury of Classic Tales
  29. 28. ["This is a real buy, Fuddsey... genuine imitation silk!"]
    Bugs Bunny
  30. 29. [Busy as a Bee]
    Mark Trail
  31. 30. ["What a beautiful Day!"]
    Walt Disney's Donald Duck
  32. 31. ["Oops! Excuse me, Sir!"]
    Redeye
  33. 32. ["Hey! Mud!! Fantastic!]
    Hanna-Barbera's The Flintstones
  34. 33. ["His nose is hot!"]
    Hanna-Barbera's Yogi Bear
  35. 34. ["The Rattler stopped me from finishing Banner - -"]
    Hulk
  36. 35. ["Answer when I call your name."]
    Crock
  37. 36. ["Now, here's how to order your album of authentic folk song's from Monaco, sung by the Prince and Princess..."]
    Eek & Meek
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