([February] 1973)

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Volume
45
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
68
Indicia Frequency
12 new chapters each year
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
S.R.I. Publishing Co.
Editing
Richard Rodman (editor); Goose Reardon (associate editor); Ken Idaho (associate editor)

Ring-a-Ding (Table of Contents)

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adult

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I don't have any coffee... can I offer you something else?
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humor

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Helen! How many times have I told you not to come in when I'm with a client!
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humor
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birth control

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Gloria, I have a feeling that as a child star, you are just about through.
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humor

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I'm sorry, Charlie... your wife is booked up for the night.
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humor

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Remember, son, it takes 22 to tango!
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humor
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harem

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Six months ago, I got gang-banged in the park.
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humor

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How come you never perform unnatural acts with me, Evelyn?
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humor

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Marriage is a big step. We can't just rush into it.
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humor

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But you can't go limp in the middle of a million dollar production!
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Where do you suppose those guys in the other cartoons found broads?
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humor

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Next time you're working in the bee hive, keep it zipped.
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Just because I'm a throat specialist doesn't mean I can't look at what I like.
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humor

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Mr. Carruthers, my husband will be a little late for work this morning.
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humor

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Hand over that razor, young lady! I'll let you know when you're old enough to shave!
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humor

[Sawsome Tree Surgeon's School] (Table of Contents: 15)

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I'll go pay the babysitter... I think now it's safe for you to drive her home.
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Will you need room service, or will you be able to take care of it yourself?
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humor
Keywords
just married

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I don't care what the book says. My mother never did that!
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Billy Bob's not a real French gourmet... he makes you put a little peanut butter on it first.
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humor

[Acme Personnel Bed Co.] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Measure it, Myrna. It looks to me like we've got well over 9 inches to play around with.
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humor

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And how would you like to have a nice, juicy little cherry for dessert?
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Look at them dear. Don't they make a beautiful pair?
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You really know how to hurt a girl, don't you?
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Harry believes the punishment should fit the crime.
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I don't want a full meal, just a couple of things to nibble on...
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Not tonight, Fred... I just put in a hard eight hour lay
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I'm interested in my immediate possibilities...
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humor
Keywords
fortune teller

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You claim you're as familiar with our product as my male salesmen... here's your chance to prove it!
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[False Teethe] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Nag, nag, nag! You're beginning to remind me of my wife!
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I had considered ours a more sacred type love, Wally...
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Your spell is working... I can feel the evil spirits running down my leg!
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humor
Keywords
witch doctor

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The ship is sinking, Miss Broadmeyer... how about one more for the briny deep?
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Yes, I'm prepared to take a physical.
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I said if you got pregnant, we'd talk about being married... so to open the conversation, I already am.
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Don't worry, Little Nell. You're not gonna get layed on the railroad tracks...
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My room mate isn't home right now, sir, but if you're looking for a hot chick who puts out...
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Why, Mr. Trogdon... what a lovely way to say, 'Want to screw?'
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You should've know m first wife, Buster... boy, was she hot to trot!
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I've heard of the horrors of war, but this is the first time I've ever seen one!
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[Fly Fishing] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Sex, sex, sex! Is that all you can think of to do on our wedding night?
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Well, Mr. Chism, it's morning now and I still don't hate myself!
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You're lucky... I wish my wife would save on repair bills like this!
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But, Sarge, you told me to cover her up!
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I think it's nice of those men to let us go first, don't you, Bob?
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golf

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Don't get excited... he's only running the old Hidden Ball Truck!
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football

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I could have sworn I heard a man's voice in here with you, Alice.
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In a way, it's your fault... always bragging about your husband being so well hung!
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Can Sally come out and lay?
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Could you folks be a little more quiet?
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Your boss said, try to hang on til the 12th. That's the date he's got in the office pool for you to cash in.
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Bill, you're the sick friend I was sitting up with!
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Objection overruled! I only warned the defendant not to try to influence the jury!
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courtroom

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I don't know why I let my wife drag me to these dull parties... nothing ever happens here.
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Honest, Eve, you're the only girl for me!
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I warned you these new injections might have some unusual side effects
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You might have a hair trigger, Marshall, but you're certainly not half cocked!
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I was downtown getting a piece of ass when I remembered to pick up your hearing aid from the repair shop.
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Turf isn't the only thing artificial around here.
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And I say, 'The more the merrier' doesn't apply on our wedding night!
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And to think, Mom always said I should shoot myself rather than let you capture me!
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Native Americans

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Yes, my Dear, you are a normal, healthy, robust child... and then some!
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A milkmaid! I always wondered how these Artificial Insemination Labs made their collections.
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[Your Photo $3.00] (Table of Contents: 67)

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[Monthly Curse] (Table of Contents: 68)

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I know you are only eleven years old, but it just ain't right for a man's wife to play with dolls.
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hillbilly

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Trim it, please.
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barber

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These Government Meat Inspectors are hard to please!
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Papa's wrong... he says you won't do a lick o'work, Rufus!
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Pass the word, Roger. I've started putting out.
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$20 sounds good... let's hear how $75 sounds.
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Sheldon's got some sort of glandular condition.
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It's just like on earth... you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't!
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hell

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Oh... Mrs. Pickens was in again, huh?
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Hold it right there, young feller!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

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Why, Dear... you look beautiful in black!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

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You'd better get into your birthday suit... it's the landlord's birthday.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

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How do I go about getting busted by you, officer?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

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Just you, me and Clara... that's a bitch any way you look at it!
Genre
humor
Keywords
desert island

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

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Now the final question. What is your attitude on integrated sex?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

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Professor, come quick! We're being invaded by a horrible fuzzy creature from outer space!
Genre
humor
Keywords
telescope

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

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John McLachlan (signed as Johnny Mac)
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It looks like our flipper's got the bends.
Genre
humor
Keywords
wetsuit

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

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You caught me at a bad time, Rodney. This is my husband.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

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Psst! Miss Luvsit, would you care to come in and work on an old bone for some extra credit?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

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Bowl right handed for awhile... you're twelve inches out of plumb.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

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Slip us a free room key, and I'll let you have seconds.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 90)

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Don't you ever clean out your ears? I said I wanted a great big 'S'!
Genre
humor
Keywords
tattoo

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

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To hell with making everybody else desirous!
Genre
humor
Keywords
cupid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

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Ray Cruse (signed as Ray Cruse)
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Ray Cruse (signed as Ray Cruse)
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It's an obscene note from my daily caller. The phone was busy yesterday and he couldn't get through.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 93)

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Sonny, is it true you smoke something that'll get you up?
Genre
humor
Keywords
hippie

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

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Charles Johnson (signed as Chas. Johnson)
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I'll take this one... my wife died today, and I'm in mourning.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

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Remember what a flirt Alice was before we got married?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

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My stupid husband didn't count on me joining Weight Watchers after he fitted this thing.
Genre
humor
Keywords
chastity belt; knight

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

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Stop asking stupid questions and go get a crowbar!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

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I wish you weren't so jumpy, Ellie May... now I can't find the vibrator!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

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It's so good, I hate to put it down!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 100)

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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)
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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)
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It's a silent film, so just move your lips...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 101)

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Bob Hageman (signed as Hageman)
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Haven't you got any brains... tossing a wet raincoat in the closet?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 102)

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Got something you want rubbed, Cousin?
Genre
humor
Keywords
hillbilly

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 103)

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It's great, Mother. My job at SRI is just one mad whirl!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 104)

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I'm going to get even with some guys that kept pinching me before their operations.
Genre
humor
Keywords
nurse

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 105)

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Our son hasn't seen a woman in eighteen months, Helen!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 106)

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I never thought I'd let a man get a toe hold on me.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 107)

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What are you? One of those nuts who just come into a bar to drink?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 108)

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Stop worrying, kid. This is a form of lobbying, too.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 109)

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You must give your mind a rest. It's too pre-occupied with sex.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 110)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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'Do you want to get laid'? Pass it on to the gentleman in the checked suit, please.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 111)

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They used to do it Elephant Style before your missionaries came!
Genre
humor
Keywords
elephant

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 112)

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Thanks for loaning me your shower cap, so I won't have that 'Wet Head' look.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 113)

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I think he's trying to get our attention!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 114)

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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)
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When I said 'OPEN WIDE', I meant your mouth.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 115)

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John McLachlan (signed as Johnny Mac)
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Good grief! Don't tell me you're a female impersonator!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 116)

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What's bugging you, Dearie? Haven't you heard of Men's LIb?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 117)

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Swe-e-etie, it's me again...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 118)

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Bob Zahn (signed as Zahn)
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You really DO love me, don't you, Miss DeSade?
Genre
humor

[Weight Reducing Machine] (Table of Contents: 119)

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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)
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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)

Genre
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 120)

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Peter Wyma (signed as Wyma)
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Make up your mind, Miss Bagmore... we haven't got all day.
Genre
humor

[Dr. Silikone] (Table of Contents: 121)

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Dinero (signed as Dinero)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 122)

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Jack Chism (signed as Chism)
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Jack Chism (signed as Chism)
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Listen, Wise Guy, we'll phone the cops if you don't stop calling with obscene promises you never keep!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 123)

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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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I think I prefer the way we kept warm BEFORE I invented fire...
Genre
humor
Keywords
caveman

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 124)

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Tom Davie (signed as DAVIE)
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Could you help me burn myself out by Wednesday?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 125)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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Sure, I'll try anything... but where would we get the flowers to make a daisy chain?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 126)

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Dick Lucas (signed as diluc)
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Please, lady! I don't want to rape you! It's just your money I'm after!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 127)

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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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Be brief, Mister... that's my business phone!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 128)

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Patience, dear... just two more pages, and I'm through with the book.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 129)

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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)
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You're gonna have a stinking time on your date tonight. Sis ran out of FDS.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 130)

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I thought we were supposed to rub my nose against your nose!
Genre
humor
Keywords
Eskimo

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 131)

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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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It looks like our daughter has big plans for tonight.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 132)

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George Winners (signed as Winners)
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Not that one... it's my wife's towel!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 133)

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I can see you boys have learned all about the 3-pronged attack!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 134)

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I still don't know which of you is better... let's try it one more time!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 135)

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That's the second biggest pussy I've ever seen.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 136)

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Earl Engleman (signed as Engleman)
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No more pot for me, Mom... I've found inner peace!
Genre
humor
Keywords
yoga

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 137)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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I hate you, Maxwell... you're making me break one of my New Year's Resolutions!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 138)

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Compliments of the nosey couple next door... they want you to keep up your strenght.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 139)

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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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I'll say I had fun, Mother, and I think Ted enjoyed our date, too...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 140)

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Art Lutner (signed as Lutner)
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Well, that's Show Biz!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 141)

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It just isn't the same, Stavros.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 142)

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Mort Anderson (signed as Mort)
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We're in trouble... the Witch Doctor just told me what 'shizzling drits' means.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 143)

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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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Robert Stogsdill (signed as Stogsdill)
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Come, dear... must you flaunt yourself in front of every man you see?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 144)

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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)
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They have just about everything in supermarkets these days, eh, dear?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 145)

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Hal Money (signed as Hal Money)
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All right, Miss Fondly, take a deep breath and hold it.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 146)

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Dare Dutter (signed as Dare)
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Must you have my answer right now, Tyrone?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 147)

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There! I guess that'll take care of the big lumpy part that was sticking out!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 148)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
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We've had one for the car and one for the bushes... now how about one for the road?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 149)

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What do you do when you have to use the bathroom?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 150)

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Charles Dennis (signed as J. Lark)
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I'm her agent. I get 10% of everything she takes in.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 151)

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Isn't that sweet? She's protecting me.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 152)

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Peter Wyma (signed as Wyma)
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Here's where we separate the men from the boys.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 153)

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Deacon Sematones (signed as Deacon)
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How many points do we allow per orgasm?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 154)

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Just how contagious is it, Doctor?
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 155)

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I just remembered how much you enjoy aquatic sports...
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 156)

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I hate a broad who wont do it dog style...
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humor

Indexer Notes

Contains parody of Snoopy and Lucy from the comics strip Peanuts.

[Instant Pleasure Just Add Money] (Table of Contents: 157)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 158)

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We may not have Equal Housing, but at least I've got a hole to crawl into.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 159)

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We've come a long way since starting our equality push...
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 160)

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See here, Fardmore! I'm not paying you to get your cookies in my cakes!
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 161)

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That's why the price is only two bucks. For another twenty we take off the board.
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humor

[Different Perspectives] (Table of Contents: 162)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 163)

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Your written exam was fine... now for the Basic Skills Test!
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 164)

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You've got to be kidding!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 165)

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I don't know sign language, but I read that blanket talk loud and clear!
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humor
Keywords
Native America; smoke signal

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 166)

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I'll bet you sailors masterbate a lot while you're at sea, don't you?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 167)

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So! That's why they call you a Jack Rabbit!
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[Two Books Make Love] (Table of Contents: 168)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 169)

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Stop it, Mervin! You know I can't take my birth control pills without water.
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 170)

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I'm sorry, dear, but it's this or pay alimony!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 171)

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Your telephone company is trying to get support for a rate increase.
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 172)

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Oh, he took precautions all right... the bastard didn't tell me his real name!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 173)

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Your father and I would like to hear more about your new job, Gloria.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 174)

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I hope that doesn't give you the idea I kiss everybody on the first date.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 175)

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I'm too young to know about art, so I draw what I like.
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 176)

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By golly, Miss Carstairs, it's no wonder your bladder keeps getting infected!
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[Eager Beaver] (Table of Contents: 177)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 178)

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Hey! Get that banana out of my lunch box!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 179)

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Let me in! They're not gonna do anything I haven't seen my big sister do!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 180)

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My goodness, Mister... we're Catholic, Protestant and Jewish, so we certainly won't hold it against you just 'cause you're a eunuch!
Genre
humor
Keywords
desert isle

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 181)

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You're never going to score making moves like that.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 182)

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I won't be home for supper, dear... I've got another of those darn group therapy sessions on tonight.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 183)

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I wish you'd learn to hit something besides that bottle!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 184)

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Now, isn't this better than having me step all over your feet, Miss Thurmond?
Genre
humor
Keywords
nudist camp

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 185)

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Got time for a quickie, honey?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 186)

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Mr. Fukiyuchi is one of our advanced students.
Genre
humor
Keywords
karate

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 187)

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How you like 'um a little pap in your poose?
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humor
Keywords
Native Americans

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 188)

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I don't care who's here...he better have his pants on!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 189)

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Are you going to start rushing me, too?
Genre
humor
Keywords
fireman

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 190)

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Morning, Burt. Got anything for us today?
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humor
Keywords
ambulance

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 191)

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Yes, Miss Flynn, you've got it... and what's more I want it!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 192)

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Let's see... your share of the bill comes to...
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 193)

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Wow, look at the BEEP BEEPS on that BLEEP!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 194)

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Please be gentle... this will be my first time, you know.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 195)

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They've been following me all day. This morning I mistook your vaginal spray for my underarm deodorant.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 196)

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Come on in, the boss is researching a new pornographic novel.
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[Hitchikers] (Table of Contents: 197)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 198)

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You made love to me in your sleep last night. Just who did you think I was?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 199)

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Honey, wouldn't you feel more comfortable if you'd turn over and lie on your stomach?
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 200)

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Ho Boy! I always wanted to screw Uncle Sam.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 201)

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I know it's in there some place... but how do I get at it?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 202)

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And now for the main bout of the evening...
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humor
Keywords
boxing ring

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 203)

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May I ask just what you're planning to do?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 204)

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I am an equal opportunity employee
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 205)

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Now then... which one is the Lesbo, and which is the Lesbee?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 206)

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What do you mean, pick a number? I don't come over here to sit around playing silly parlor games!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 207)

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That explodes your theory that men can't be raped, doesn't it, Professor?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 208)

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Well, you said it was a crap table.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 209)

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After examining you, I can understand why your husband is always tired.
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[City Gallery] (Table of Contents: 210)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 211)

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That was good! Now can I get one of you with your legs apart for my private collection, Miss?
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[Now Serving] (Table of Contents: 212)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 213)

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Your doctor said you're allergic to my what?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 214)

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Please! Not in front of the children!
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mermaid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 215)

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Good news, Fifi! I've found a better paying position.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 216)

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...Don't forget... if you ever get a chance to sneak over to my place again...
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 217)

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This is merely routine, Miss... I'm the bank examiner...
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 218)

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You and your 'Wait until the pains are only two minutes apart'!
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[Free Lunch] (Table of Contents: 219)

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Not now, man! I'm granting myself a wish!
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genie

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Boy, when I think of all the times I used this old fist...
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 222)

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Can't grow a thing for them pesky milk weeds!
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It's our Weekend Ball Game Pool. The winner gets to ball me this weekend.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 224)

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That's our new grape crushing process... it gives the wine Sex Appeal!
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 225)

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Isn't it about time you got over your fear of sex?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 226)

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I know just how you feel, lady... my husband doesn't understand me, either.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 227)

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My doctor suggested I get more outdoor recreation.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 228)

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I told you we're just one big happy family here. Now you're the mommie.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 229)

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How about lunch, Miss Ascot? I know this fantastic Greek restaurant...
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 230)

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Come, little chicken... ain't nobody but us gonna know why you crossed the road.
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What's the matter! Can't you read?
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 232)

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Nurse Beck, that's not how we do post-operative testing on a vasectomy!
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Wake up, Charlie, you're having a N-N-N-NIGHTM-M-MARE!
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[Ladies Room] (Table of Contents: 234)

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I hear she's engaged to a sheepherder.
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Mr. 007 can't come to the phone right now... he's doing some undercover work.
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One thing's sure... when you claim you came, I know you aren't faking it.
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Gawd! Is it another fuggin' day already?
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...Larry? Good news! I'm accepting your check and dropping the Paternity Suit...
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Baby, I could fall madly in bed with you!
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I've always been a pussy lover.
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I hope you don't mind. My husband said not to let anyone come in the house.
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Give my compliments to the madam.
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I charge less, because I depend on quantity sales.
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Mary Jane must be selling it.That's the fifth boy she's had up to her room today.
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[Sand Sculpture] (Table of Contents: 248)

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This might be an obscene phone call. Your Honor... how do you define 'obscenity'?
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What are you trying to pull, fella? You've been through here before.
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I was attacked by a wild, vicious, gasping animal... but I managed to get a shot at him!
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You've still got 7 minutes. He just lit one of those long cigarettes.
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I've got a frog in my throat.
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Mr. Fuggerson, Ann and I are in the motel bed together. For the last time, may I have permission to marry your daughter?
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Now that's what I call a real wish bone!
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I hear you're leaving us today, Standish.
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Since they started that 'Soul Brother' and 'Soul Sister' jazz, taking a chick like you to bed makes me feel incestuous!
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He took advantage of me when I was in heat and had my pants off.
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Well, what would you have done?... it was a beautiful moonlit night and he'd convinced me he was sterile.
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What are you angry about? You told me to come into your arms.
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I've got a date with one of Dick Rodman's former girl friends.
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[Robot Research Inc.] (Table of Contents: 271)

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You look like a girl whose heart is in the right place.
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Watch your tongue, Mister... and don't be giving our dancers any more lip!
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In case this encounter makes history, let's say the Old Man only said 'Nuts'...
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All my colleagues agree, Miss Krotch... what you need is a complete sex experience!
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A penny for you thoughts, Miss... and a mink coat for mine.
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  1. 0. Ring-a-Ding
  2. 1. ["I don't have any coffee... can I offer you something else?"]
  3. 2. ["Helen! How many times have I told you not to come in when I'm with a client!"]
  4. 3. ["Gloria, I have a feeling that as a child star, you are just about through."]
  5. 4. ["I'm sorry, Charlie... your wife is booked up for the night."]
  6. 5. ["Remember, son, it takes 22 to tango!"]
  7. 6. ["Six months ago, I got gang-banged in the park."]
  8. 7. ["How come you never perform unnatural acts with me, Evelyn?"]
  9. 8. ["Marriage is a big step. We can't just rush into it."]
  10. 9. ["But you can't go limp in the middle of a million dollar production!"]
  11. 10. ["Where do you suppose those guys in the other cartoons found broads?"]
  12. 11. ["Next time you're working in the bee hive, keep it zipped."]
  13. 12. ["Just because I'm a throat specialist doesn't mean I can't look at what I like."]
  14. 13. ["Mr. Carruthers, my husband will be a little late for work this morning."]
  15. 14. ["Hand over that razor, young lady! I'll let you know when you're old enough to shave!"]
  16. 15. [Sawsome Tree Surgeon's School]
  17. 16. ["I'll go pay the babysitter... I think now it's safe for you to drive her home."]
  18. 17. ["Will you need room service, or will you be able to take care of it yourself?"]
  19. 18. ["I don't care what the book says. My mother never did that!"]
  20. 19. ["Billy Bob's not a real French gourmet... he makes you put a little peanut butter on it first."]
  21. 20. [Acme Personnel Bed Co.]
  22. 21. ["Measure it, Myrna. It looks to me like we've got well over 9 inches to play around with."]
  23. 22. ["And how would you like to have a nice, juicy little cherry for dessert?"]
  24. 23. ["Look at them dear. Don't they make a beautiful pair?"]
  25. 24. ["You really know how to hurt a girl, don't you?"]
  26. 25. ["Harry believes the punishment should fit the crime."]
  27. 26. ["I don't want a full meal, just a couple of things to nibble on..."]
  28. 27. ["Not tonight, Fred... I just put in a hard eight hour lay"]
  29. 28. ["I'm interested in my immediate possibilities..."]
  30. 29. ["You claim you're as familiar with our product as my male salesmen... here's your chance to prove it!"]
  31. 30. [False Teethe]
  32. 31. [V. D. Clinic]
  33. 32. ["Nag, nag, nag! You're beginning to remind me of my wife!"]
  34. 33. ["I had considered ours a more sacred type love, Wally..."]
  35. 34. ["Your spell is working... I can feel the evil spirits running down my leg!"]
  36. 35. ["The ship is sinking, Miss Broadmeyer... how about one more for the briny deep?"]
  37. 36. ["Yes, I'm prepared to take a physical."]
  38. 37. ["I said if you got pregnant, we'd talk about being married... so to open the conversation, I already am."]
  39. 38. ["Don't worry, Little Nell. You're not gonna get layed on the railroad tracks..."]
  40. 39. ["My room mate isn't home right now, sir, but if you're looking for a hot chick who puts out..."]
  41. 40. ["Why, Mr. Trogdon... what a lovely way to say, 'Want to screw?'"]
  42. 41. ["You should've know m first wife, Buster... boy, was she hot to trot!"]
  43. 42. ["I've heard of the horrors of war, but this is the first time I've ever seen one!"]
  44. 43. [Fly Fishing]
  45. 44. ["Sex, sex, sex! Is that all you can think of to do on our wedding night?"]
  46. 45. ["Well, Mr. Chism, it's morning now and I still don't hate myself!"]
  47. 46. ["You're lucky... I wish my wife would save on repair bills like this!"]
  48. 47. ["But, Sarge, you told me to cover her up!"]
  49. 48. ["I think it's nice of those men to let us go first, don't you, Bob?"]
  50. 49. ["Don't get excited... he's only running the old Hidden Ball Truck!"]
  51. 50. ["I could have sworn I heard a man's voice in here with you, Alice."]
  52. 51. ["In a way, it's your fault... always bragging about your husband being so well hung!"]
  53. 52. ["Can Sally come out and lay?"]
  54. 53. ["Could you folks be a little more quiet?"]
  55. 54. ["Your boss said, try to hang on til the 12th. That's the date he's got in the office pool for you to cash in."]
  56. 55. ["Bill, you're the sick friend I was sitting up with!"]
  57. 56. ["Objection overruled! I only warned the defendant not to try to influence the jury!"]
  58. 57. ["I don't know why I let my wife drag me to these dull parties... nothing ever happens here."]
  59. 58. ["Honest, Eve, you're the only girl for me!"]
  60. 59. ["I warned you these new injections might have some unusual side effects"]
  61. 60. ["You might have a hair trigger, Marshall, but you're certainly not half cocked!"]
  62. 61. ["I was downtown getting a piece of ass when I remembered to pick up your hearing aid from the repair shop."]
  63. 62. ["Turf isn't the only thing artificial around here."]
  64. 63. ["And I say, 'The more the merrier' doesn't apply on our wedding night!"]
  65. 64. ["And to think, Mom always said I should shoot myself rather than let you capture me!"]
  66. 65. ["Yes, my Dear, you are a normal, healthy, robust child... and then some!"]
  67. 66. ["A milkmaid! I always wondered how these Artificial Insemination Labs made their collections."]
  68. 67. [Your Photo $3.00]
  69. 68. [Monthly Curse]
  70. 69. ["I know you are only eleven years old, but it just ain't right for a man's wife to play with dolls."]
  71. 70. ["Trim it, please."]
  72. 71. ["These Government Meat Inspectors are hard to please!"]
  73. 72. ["Papa's wrong... he says you won't do a lick o'work, Rufus!"]
  74. 73. ["Pass the word, Roger. I've started putting out."]
  75. 74. ["$20 sounds good... let's hear how $75 sounds."]
  76. 75. ["Sheldon's got some sort of glandular condition."]
  77. 76. ["It's just like on earth... you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't!"]
  78. 77. ["Oh... Mrs. Pickens was in again, huh?"]
  79. 78. ["Hold it right there, young feller!"]
  80. 79. ["Why, Dear... you look beautiful in black!"]
  81. 80. ["You'd better get into your birthday suit... it's the landlord's birthday."]
  82. 81. ["How do I go about getting busted by you, officer?"]
  83. 82. ["Just you, me and Clara... that's a bitch any way you look at it!"]
  84. 83. ["Now the final question. What is your attitude on integrated sex?"]
  85. 84. ["Professor, come quick! We're being invaded by a horrible fuzzy creature from outer space!"]
  86. 85. ["It looks like our flipper's got the bends."]
  87. 86. ["You caught me at a bad time, Rodney. This is my husband."]
  88. 87. ["Psst! Miss Luvsit, would you care to come in and work on an old bone for some extra credit?"]
  89. 88. ["Bowl right handed for awhile... you're twelve inches out of plumb."]
  90. 89. ["Slip us a free room key, and I'll let you have seconds."]
  91. 90. ["Don't you ever clean out your ears? I said I wanted a great big 'S'!"]
  92. 91. ["To hell with making everybody else desirous!"]
  93. 92. ["It's an obscene note from my daily caller. The phone was busy yesterday and he couldn't get through."]
  94. 93. ["Sonny, is it true you smoke something that'll get you up?"]
  95. 94. ["I'll take this one... my wife died today, and I'm in mourning."]
  96. 95. ["Remember what a flirt Alice was before we got married?"]
  97. 96. ["My stupid husband didn't count on me joining Weight Watchers after he fitted this thing."]
  98. 97. ["Stop asking stupid questions and go get a crowbar!"]
  99. 98. ["I wish you weren't so jumpy, Ellie May... now I can't find the vibrator!"]
  100. 99. ["It's so good, I hate to put it down!"]
  101. 100. ["It's a silent film, so just move your lips..."]
  102. 101. ["Haven't you got any brains... tossing a wet raincoat in the closet?"]
  103. 102. ["Got something you want rubbed, Cousin?"]
  104. 103. ["It's great, Mother. My job at SRI is just one mad whirl!"]
  105. 104. ["I'm going to get even with some guys that kept pinching me before their operations."]
  106. 105. ["Our son hasn't seen a woman in eighteen months, Helen!"]
  107. 106. ["I never thought I'd let a man get a toe hold on me."]
  108. 107. ["What are you? One of those nuts who just come into a bar to drink?"]
  109. 108. ["Stop worrying, kid. This is a form of lobbying, too."]
  110. 109. ["You must give your mind a rest. It's too pre-occupied with sex."]
  111. 110. ["'Do you want to get laid'? Pass it on to the gentleman in the checked suit, please."]
  112. 111. ["They used to do it Elephant Style before your missionaries came!"]
  113. 112. ["Thanks for loaning me your shower cap, so I won't have that 'Wet Head' look."]
  114. 113. ["I think he's trying to get our attention!"]
  115. 114. ["When I said 'OPEN WIDE', I meant your mouth."]
  116. 115. ["Good grief! Don't tell me you're a female impersonator!"]
  117. 116. ["What's bugging you, Dearie? Haven't you heard of Men's LIb?"]
  118. 117. ["Swe-e-etie, it's me again..."]
  119. 118. ["You really DO love me, don't you, Miss DeSade?"]
  120. 119. [Weight Reducing Machine]
  121. 120. ["Make up your mind, Miss Bagmore... we haven't got all day."]
  122. 121. [Dr. Silikone]
  123. 122. ["Listen, Wise Guy, we'll phone the cops if you don't stop calling with obscene promises you never keep!"]
  124. 123. ["I think I prefer the way we kept warm BEFORE I invented fire..."]
  125. 124. ["Could you help me burn myself out by Wednesday?"]
  126. 125. ["Sure, I'll try anything... but where would we get the flowers to make a daisy chain?"]
  127. 126. ["Please, lady! I don't want to rape you! It's just your money I'm after!"]
  128. 127. ["Be brief, Mister... that's my business phone!"]
  129. 128. ["Patience, dear... just two more pages, and I'm through with the book."]
  130. 129. ["You're gonna have a stinking time on your date tonight. Sis ran out of FDS."]
  131. 130. ["I thought we were supposed to rub my nose against your nose!"]
  132. 131. ["It looks like our daughter has big plans for tonight."]
  133. 132. ["Not that one... it's my wife's towel!"]
  134. 133. ["I can see you boys have learned all about the 3-pronged attack!"]
  135. 134. ["I still don't know which of you is better... let's try it one more time!"]
  136. 135. ["That's the second biggest pussy I've ever seen."]
  137. 136. ["No more pot for me, Mom... I've found inner peace!"]
  138. 137. ["I hate you, Maxwell... you're making me break one of my New Year's Resolutions!"]
  139. 138. ["Compliments of the nosey couple next door... they want you to keep up your strenght."]
  140. 139. ["I'll say I had fun, Mother, and I think Ted enjoyed our date, too..."]
  141. 140. ["Well, that's Show Biz!"]
  142. 141. ["It just isn't the same, Stavros."]
  143. 142. ["We're in trouble... the Witch Doctor just told me what 'shizzling drits' means."]
  144. 143. ["Come, dear... must you flaunt yourself in front of every man you see?"]
  145. 144. ["They have just about everything in supermarkets these days, eh, dear?"]
  146. 145. ["All right, Miss Fondly, take a deep breath and hold it."]
  147. 146. ["Must you have my answer right now, Tyrone?"]
  148. 147. ["There! I guess that'll take care of the big lumpy part that was sticking out!"]
  149. 148. ["We've had one for the car and one for the bushes... now how about one for the road?"]
  150. 149. ["What do you do when you have to use the bathroom?"]
  151. 150. ["I'm her agent. I get 10% of everything she takes in."]
  152. 151. ["Isn't that sweet? She's protecting me."]
  153. 152. ["Here's where we separate the men from the boys."]
  154. 153. ["How many points do we allow per orgasm?"]
  155. 154. ["Just how contagious is it, Doctor?"]
  156. 155. ["I just remembered how much you enjoy aquatic sports..."]
  157. 156. ["I hate a broad who wont do it dog style..."]
  158. 157. [Instant Pleasure Just Add Money]
  159. 158. ["We may not have Equal Housing, but at least I've got a hole to crawl into."]
  160. 159. ["We've come a long way since starting our equality push..."]
  161. 160. ["See here, Fardmore! I'm not paying you to get your cookies in my cakes!"]
  162. 161. ["That's why the price is only two bucks. For another twenty we take off the board."]
  163. 162. [Different Perspectives]
  164. 163. ["Your written exam was fine... now for the Basic Skills Test!"]
  165. 164. ["You've got to be kidding!"]
  166. 165. ["I don't know sign language, but I read that blanket talk loud and clear!"]
  167. 166. ["I'll bet you sailors masterbate a lot while you're at sea, don't you?"]
  168. 167. ["So! That's why they call you a Jack Rabbit!"]
  169. 168. [Two Books Make Love]
  170. 169. ["Stop it, Mervin! You know I can't take my birth control pills without water."]
  171. 170. ["I'm sorry, dear, but it's this or pay alimony!"]
  172. 171. ["Your telephone company is trying to get support for a rate increase."]
  173. 172. ["Oh, he took precautions all right... the bastard didn't tell me his real name!"]
  174. 173. ["Your father and I would like to hear more about your new job, Gloria."]
  175. 174. ["I hope that doesn't give you the idea I kiss everybody on the first date."]
  176. 175. ["I'm too young to know about art, so I draw what I like."]
  177. 176. ["By golly, Miss Carstairs, it's no wonder your bladder keeps getting infected!"]
  178. 177. [Eager Beaver]
  179. 178. ["Hey! Get that banana out of my lunch box!"]
  180. 179. ["Let me in! They're not gonna do anything I haven't seen my big sister do!"]
  181. 180. ["My goodness, Mister... we're Catholic, Protestant and Jewish, so we certainly won't hold it against you just 'cause you're a eunuch!"]
  182. 181. ["You're never going to score making moves like that."]
  183. 182. ["I won't be home for supper, dear... I've got another of those darn group therapy sessions on tonight."]
  184. 183. ["I wish you'd learn to hit something besides that bottle!"]
  185. 184. ["Now, isn't this better than having me step all over your feet, Miss Thurmond?"]
  186. 185. ["Got time for a quickie, honey?"]
  187. 186. ["Mr. Fukiyuchi is one of our advanced students."]
  188. 187. ["How you like 'um a little pap in your poose?"]
  189. 188. ["I don't care who's here...he better have his pants on!"]
  190. 189. ["Are you going to start rushing me, too?"]
  191. 190. ["Morning, Burt. Got anything for us today?"]
  192. 191. ["Yes, Miss Flynn, you've got it... and what's more I want it!"]
  193. 192. ["Let's see... your share of the bill comes to..."]
  194. 193. ["Wow, look at the BEEP BEEPS on that BLEEP!"]
  195. 194. ["Please be gentle... this will be my first time, you know."]
  196. 195. ["They've been following me all day. This morning I mistook your vaginal spray for my underarm deodorant."]
  197. 196. ["Come on in, the boss is researching a new pornographic novel."]
  198. 197. [Hitchikers]
  199. 198. ["You made love to me in your sleep last night. Just who did you think I was?"]
  200. 199. ["Honey, wouldn't you feel more comfortable if you'd turn over and lie on your stomach?"]
  201. 200. ["Ho Boy! I always wanted to screw Uncle Sam."]
  202. 201. ["I know it's in there some place... but how do I get at it?"]
  203. 202. ["And now for the main bout of the evening..."]
  204. 203. ["May I ask just what you're planning to do?"]
  205. 204. ["I am an equal opportunity employee"]
  206. 205. ["Now then... which one is the Lesbo, and which is the Lesbee?"]
  207. 206. ["What do you mean, pick a number? I don't come over here to sit around playing silly parlor games!"]
  208. 207. ["That explodes your theory that men can't be raped, doesn't it, Professor?"]
  209. 208. ["Well, you said it was a crap table."]
  210. 209. ["After examining you, I can understand why your husband is always tired."]
  211. 210. [City Gallery]
  212. 211. ["That was good! Now can I get one of you with your legs apart for my private collection, Miss?"]
  213. 212. [Now Serving]
  214. 213. ["Your doctor said you're allergic to my what?"]
  215. 214. ["Please! Not in front of the children!"]
  216. 215. ["Good news, Fifi! I've found a better paying position."]
  217. 216. ["...Don't forget... if you ever get a chance to sneak over to my place again..."]
  218. 217. ["This is merely routine, Miss... I'm the bank examiner..."]
  219. 218. ["You and your 'Wait until the pains are only two minutes apart'!"]
  220. 219. [Free Lunch]
  221. 220. ["Not now, man! I'm granting myself a wish!"]
  222. 221. ["Boy, when I think of all the times I used this old fist..."]
  223. 222. ["Can't grow a thing for them pesky milk weeds!"]
  224. 223. ["It's our Weekend Ball Game Pool. The winner gets to ball me this weekend."]
  225. 224. ["That's our new grape crushing process... it gives the wine Sex Appeal!"]
  226. 225. ["Isn't it about time you got over your fear of sex?"]
  227. 226. ["I know just how you feel, lady... my husband doesn't understand me, either."]
  228. 227. ["My doctor suggested I get more outdoor recreation."]
  229. 228. ["I told you we're just one big happy family here. Now you're the mommie."]
  230. 229. ["How about lunch, Miss Ascot? I know this fantastic Greek restaurant..."]
  231. 230. ["Come, little chicken... ain't nobody but us gonna know why you crossed the road."]
  232. 231. ["What's the matter! Can't you read?"]
  233. 232. ["Nurse Beck, that's not how we do post-operative testing on a vasectomy!"]
  234. 233. ["Wake up, Charlie, you're having a N-N-N-NIGHTM-M-MARE!"]
  235. 234. [Ladies Room]
  236. 235. ["I hear she's engaged to a sheepherder."]
  237. 236. ["Mr. 007 can't come to the phone right now... he's doing some undercover work."]
  238. 237. [We Deal In Basic Goods.]
  239. 238. ["One thing's sure... when you claim you came, I know you aren't faking it."]
  240. 239. ["Gawd! Is it another fuggin' day already?"]
  241. 240. ["...Larry? Good news! I'm accepting your check and dropping the Paternity Suit..."]
  242. 241. ["Baby, I could fall madly in bed with you!"]
  243. 242. ["I've always been a pussy lover."]
  244. 243. ["I hope you don't mind. My husband said not to let anyone come in the house."]
  245. 244. ["Give my compliments to the madam."]
  246. 245. ["Silly ass... I said to come smell the nice tarts I made."]
  247. 246. ["I charge less, because I depend on quantity sales."]
  248. 247. ["Mary Jane must be selling it.That's the fifth boy she's had up to her room today."]
  249. 248. [Sand Sculpture]
  250. 249. ["This might be an obscene phone call. Your Honor... how do you define 'obscenity'?"]
  251. 250. ["What are you trying to pull, fella? You've been through here before."]
  252. 251. ["I was attacked by a wild, vicious, gasping animal... but I managed to get a shot at him!"]
  253. 252. ["You've still got 7 minutes. He just lit one of those long cigarettes."]
  254. 253. [Flying a Kite In a Storm]
  255. 254. ["I've got a frog in my throat."]
  256. 255. ["I knew I'd find a cigarette substitute if I tried!"]
  257. 256. [Stag Party]
  258. 257. ["Mr. Fuggerson, Ann and I are in the motel bed together. For the last time, may I have permission to marry your daughter?"]
  259. 258. ["Now that's what I call a real wish bone!"]
  260. 259. ["I hear you're leaving us today, Standish."]
  261. 260. ["Since they started that 'Soul Brother' and 'Soul Sister' jazz, taking a chick like you to bed makes me feel incestuous!"]
  262. 261. ["What's your hurry? We've got 10 minutes before the shock wave reaches us!"]
  263. 262. ["I'll tell you what's relevant, Miss Intellect... getting laid, that's what's relevant!"]
  264. 263. ["He took advantage of me when I was in heat and had my pants off."]
  265. 264. ["Soliciting? What makes you think I'm soliciting?"]
  266. 265. ["Well, what would you have done?... it was a beautiful moonlit night and he'd convinced me he was sterile."]
  267. 266. ["In other words, your answer is that you don't mind being treated as a sex object."]
  268. 267. [Do It Now]
  269. 268. ["What are you angry about? You told me to come into your arms."]
  270. 269. [African Native with Drum]
  271. 270. ["I've got a date with one of Dick Rodman's former girl friends."]
  272. 271. [Robot Research Inc.]
  273. 272. ["You look like a girl whose heart is in the right place."]
  274. 273. [Hangman]
  275. 274. ["Watch your tongue, Mister... and don't be giving our dancers any more lip!"]
  276. 275. ["In case this encounter makes history, let's say the Old Man only said 'Nuts'..."]
  277. 276. ["All my colleagues agree, Miss Krotch... what you need is a complete sex experience!"]
  278. 277. ["A penny for you thoughts, Miss... and a mink coat for mine."]
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