- Script
- Bradd Milke
- Pencils
- Chas Truog
- Inks
- Chas Truog
- Letters
- Chas Truog
- Genre
- satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Black Jean [Dark Phoenix]; Jean Black [Jean Grey]; Cerebos [Cerebus/Cerebro] (cameo); Earthworm [Nightcrawler]; Jessica Fletcher [Murder, She Wrote] (cameo); Hag-Neet-O [Magneto]; Highbeam [Cyclops]; Humungus [Colossus]; Prince Jimiandrix [Jim Shooter/Lilandra Neramani]; Looker [Uatu, The Watcher]; Mad Maxine, the Human Wolverine [Wolverine]; Mandolyne [Madelyne Pryor]; Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy [Star Trek] (cameo); Professor Xavier Angst [Professor X]; Signourney [Kitty Pryde]; the Skipper [Gilligan's Island] (cameo); Storm Cloud [Storm]; Brimstone Club [Hellfire Club]; Defective Infected [Morlocks]; The New Pupils [New Mutants]; Shoot'her (and ask questions later) [Shi'ar]
- Synopsis
- The Xmen (pronounced Zhmen -- 1 syllable) must find and confront the awesome power of Black Jean.
A parody of the of the convoluted (and often confusing) stories and dangling plotlines found in X-Men comics of the 1980s.