(September 1956)

Charlton, 1948 Series
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Volume
2
Price
0.25 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
quarterly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Capitol Stories Inc.
Editing
Vince Varsh (credited) (editor); Victor Kramer (editor)

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
Inks
Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Fun Features (Table of Contents: 1)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
Inks
Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
Letters
typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Pencils
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Inks
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, take it easy - this is only the 90 cent matinee!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
Pencils
Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
Inks
Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No charge, no charge!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Side Show / text story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Poe Crocker relaxing at his club.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Quit calling, whoever you are - I'm trying to take a bath!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A story - OK.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man on a yacht tells a story to the woman seated on his lap.

Our Good Humorists (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1.5 pages (report information)

Script
John Dunnett (credited, signed)
Pencils
John Dunnett (credited, signed)
Inks
John Dunnett (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Conlin (signed)
Pencils
Conlin (signed)
Inks
Conlin (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Your wife's sweet, Mr. Daly.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Pencils
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Inks
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He's a real gentleman - to hell with him.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed as Dick Weinert)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed as Dick Weinert)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed as Dick Weinert)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Driver, would you mind helping me off with my clothes?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Inks
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All right! All right! I noticed it! I noticed it!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

Funny Honeys / text story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We received an interesting variation of the chain letter idea the other day.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Pencils
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Inks
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think he's lookin' for a loop-hole in the Boy Scout oath!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You won't have a thing to worry about with me, miss - I'm a happily married man with 18 children.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man offering to help a fellow shipwrecked woman insists she'll be safe with him because of his large family.

[Sculpture in Bottle] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
? [as Le Grand] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Le Grand] (signed)
Inks
? [as Le Grand] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor creates a sculpture of a woman in a bottle.

[Man and Woman in Photo Booth] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Hank Baeb (signed as Hank Baeb)
Pencils
Hank Baeb (signed as Hank Baeb)
Inks
Hank Baeb (signed as Hank Baeb)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and woman's clothing hang outside a photo booth.

[Model Examines Portrait] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
? [as M Barber] (signed)
Pencils
? [as M Barber] (signed)
Inks
? [as M Barber] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A model wonders why her portrait is much plumper than she.

[Smoking Native Man] (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Native woman puts a pot over the head of a man who keeps smoking his pipe.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

Cut-Ups / text story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A woman arrived late for the wedding.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
A. S. Habbick (signed as A. S. Habbick)
Pencils
A. S. Habbick (signed as A. S. Habbick)
Inks
A. S. Habbick (signed as A. S. Habbick)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hope we get rescued soon, she's starting to look pretty to me already.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
George Troop
Pencils
George Troop
Inks
George Troop
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Are you getting plenty of exercise?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Pencils
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Inks
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I heard there was a sexy blonde selling brushes in the neighborhood -
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

An Apple a Day / text story / 1.5 pages (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Look before you lip
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Pencils
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Inks
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No thanks, I'll stand.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Pencils
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Inks
George Davis (signed as George Davis)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, I'd recognize your symptoms anywhere, doctor.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Pencils
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Inks
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know how wives are...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Pencils
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Inks
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's a storm coming up.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Pencils
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Inks
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've been wondering why your husband's been so listless at the office!
Genre
humor
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Pencils
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Inks
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Boy, did I just tell the captain off!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
Pencils
Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
Inks
Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gee, this is the first three month pass I've ever seen.
Genre
humor; military
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A thorough physical for Private Jensen.
Genre
humor; military
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Pencils
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Inks
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Golly, Sis - I hope you gave Mr. Smyth something on his birthday.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Camill (signed as Camill)
Pencils
Camill (signed as Camill)
Inks
Camill (signed as Camill)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a letter to my boyfriend - he'll think it's teardrops.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Pencils
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Inks
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yes sir! We sure do accommodate tourists.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Pencils
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Inks
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- As missionaries, Bernhardt, I'm afraid we've botched the job!
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Character likely named "Bernhardt" in reference to the cartoonist.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Pencils
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Inks
George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's see - where was I?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Pencils
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Inks
Luther Scheffy (signed as Luther Scheffy)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm sorry about the way I acted this morning, and this afternoon...
Genre
humor

Good Humor Pin-Ups (Table of Contents: 38)

illustration / 16 pages (report information)

Pencils
Keith Bernard (credited) (photographs)
Inks
Keith Bernard (credited) (photographs)
Letters
typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Luther Scheffy
Pencils
Luther Scheffy
Inks
Luther Scheffy
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
His mother-in-law goes every place they do.
Genre
humor
Keywords
cavemen

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Silly Dillies / text story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Red Buttons, the famous TV comedian, was reminiscing:
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
Pencils
Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
Inks
Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, no, you misunderstand me... it's not your hand I'm asking for!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Aw, c'mon babe, I know we've met somewhere before!
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as WARD)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Help - police!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman struggles against a lecherous firefighter.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
? [as Micha] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Micha] (signed)
Inks
? [as Micha] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No thanks, (my husband's home) we don't need any brushes.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And while the editors of True-Sordid-Stories feel that you have a flair for writing...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's fine, Orin - now let's get the rest of it just as clean.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

For Creeps Only! / text story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Is Nancy in?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm not used to these little cars... aah there, I've located the gear shift!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

Mud in Your Eye! / text story / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jerry Lewis offers this definition of summer:
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Script
David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
Pencils
David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
Inks
David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, stop worrying about your husband finding out.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Script
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Pencils
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Inks
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fix that thing before these guys start thinking they've had enough!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

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Script
F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
Pencils
F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
Inks
F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's untie the strings that are attached.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Script
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Inks
? [as Damalik] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...Then you approve of her, huh dad?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Script
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Pencils
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Inks
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, in your own words, Miss Bokittle - tell the court what happened on the night of the 15th.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This may be a little sudden - but will you marry me, Toni?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

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Script
Morrie Turner (signed as Morris Turner)
Pencils
Morrie Turner (signed as Morris Turner)
Inks
Morrie Turner (signed as Morris Turner)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
In this corner, wearing...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boxer enters the ring nude except for his gloves and boots.
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

Krazy Quilt / text story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thought for today
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Script
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Pencils
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Inks
George Troop (signed as Troop)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...Ah, there's a commercial, now what was it you wanted?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59)

Howlers / text story / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
'Things went fine in my dance audition,' said Binnie Bumpsey...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Script
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Pencils
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Inks
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Frankly, Miss Earhart, there's nothing you can do about your splash!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Script
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Pencils
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Inks
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
John's new bass fiddle keeps him busy.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Script
? [as Todd] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Todd] (signed)
Inks
? [as Todd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You say you'll hire me at $50 a week with pleasure.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

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Script
Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)
Pencils
Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)
Inks
Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I guess it would be useless for me to struggle...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Script
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Pencils
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Inks
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So you got married on the 24th?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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Script
Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)
Pencils
Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)
Inks
Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We did - I mean - I do.
Genre
humor
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

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Script
Morrie Turner (signed as Morrie)
Pencils
Morrie Turner (signed as Morrie)
Inks
Morrie Turner (signed as Morrie)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fitter!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Men come running for the privilege of fitting a woman for a new dress.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Script
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Pencils
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Inks
Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've admired you from a distance for some time, Miss, and...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Script
? [as Marley] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Marley] (signed)
Inks
? [as Marley] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What happened to all the boys, Tom?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

For the Birds / text story / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
George Posner (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Al says it means curtains when the girl across the court from his apartment gets married next week.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

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Script
Jack Bonestell (signed as J. BONESTELL)
Pencils
Jack Bonestell (signed as J. BONESTELL)
Inks
Jack Bonestell (signed as J. BONESTELL)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Notice, please, absence of harsh irritants, tars and resins?
Genre
humor
Keywords
opium

[King Card Imagines Queen Card Nude] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
The playing card of a king imagines what the queen would look like nude.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

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Script
Harry Jones (signed as Harry Jones)
Pencils
Harry Jones (signed as Harry Jones)
Inks
Harry Jones (signed as Harry Jones)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Quit beefing - if we fooled the bull, we should be able to fool the border guards.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

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Script
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Pencils
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Inks
Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh him, that's the mailman.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's just for the breakfast trade.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

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Script
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Pencils
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Inks
Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sometimes the creatures seem almost human!
Genre
humor

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Harold R. Currier (signed as Currier)
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Harold R. Currier (signed as Currier)
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Harold R. Currier (signed as Currier)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's fine, Mr. Trum - now make me scream for mercy, then we'll rest awhile.
Genre
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Jo Albistur (signed as Jo Albistur)
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Jo Albistur (signed as Jo Albistur)
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Jo Albistur (signed as Jo Albistur)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's $30 an ounce, but if you can't afford that, this sweater only costs $2.98.
Genre
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F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
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F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
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F. T. Scott (signed as Frazier T. Scott)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let me be the first to congratulate you.
Genre
humor
Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. Fun Features
  3. 2. ["Hey, take it easy - this is only the 90 cent matinee!"]
  4. 3. ["No charge, no charge!"]
  5. 4. ["Poe Crocker relaxing at his club."]
    Side Show
  6. 5. ["Quit calling, whoever you are - I'm trying to take a bath!"]
  7. 6. ["A story - OK."]
  8. 7. Our Good Humorists
  9. 8. ["Your wife's sweet, Mr. Daly."]
  10. 9. ["He's a real gentleman - to hell with him."]
  11. 10. ["Driver, would you mind helping me off with my clothes?"]
  12. 11. ["All right! All right! I noticed it! I noticed it!"]
  13. 12. ["We received an interesting variation of the chain letter idea the other day."]
    Funny Honeys
  14. 13. ["I think he's lookin' for a loop-hole in the Boy Scout oath!"]
  15. 14. ["You won't have a thing to worry about with me, miss - I'm a happily married man with 18 children."]
  16. 15. [Sculpture in Bottle]
  17. 16. [Man and Woman in Photo Booth]
  18. 17. [Model Examines Portrait]
  19. 18. [Smoking Native Man]
  20. 19. ["A woman arrived late for the wedding."]
    Cut-Ups
  21. 20. ["I hope we get rescued soon, she's starting to look pretty to me already."]
  22. 21. ["Are you getting plenty of exercise?"]
  23. 22. ["I heard there was a sexy blonde selling brushes in the neighborhood -"]
  24. 23. ["Look before you lip"]
    An Apple a Day
  25. 24. ["No thanks, I'll stand."]
  26. 25. ["Well, I'd recognize your symptoms anywhere, doctor."]
  27. 26. ["You know how wives are..."]
  28. 27. ["There's a storm coming up."]
  29. 28. ["I've been wondering why your husband's been so listless at the office!"]
  30. 29. ["Boy, did I just tell the captain off!"]
  31. 30. ["Gee, this is the first three month pass I've ever seen."]
  32. 31. ["A thorough physical for Private Jensen."]
  33. 32. ["Golly, Sis - I hope you gave Mr. Smyth something on his birthday."]
  34. 33. ["It's a letter to my boyfriend - he'll think it's teardrops."]
  35. 34. ["Yes sir! We sure do accommodate tourists."]
  36. 35. ["- As missionaries, Bernhardt, I'm afraid we've botched the job!"]
  37. 36. ["Let's see - where was I?"]
  38. 37. ["I'm sorry about the way I acted this morning, and this afternoon..."]
  39. 38. Good Humor Pin-Ups
  40. 39. ["His mother-in-law goes every place they do."]
  41. 40. ["Red Buttons, the famous TV comedian, was reminiscing:"]
    Silly Dillies
  42. 41. ["No, no, you misunderstand me... it's not your hand I'm asking for!"]
  43. 42. ["Aw, c'mon babe, I know we've met somewhere before!"]
  44. 43. ["Help - police!"]
  45. 44. ["No thanks, (my husband's home) we don't need any brushes."]
  46. 45. ["- And while the editors of True-Sordid-Stories feel that you have a flair for writing..."]
  47. 46. ["That's fine, Orin - now let's get the rest of it just as clean."]
  48. 47. ["Is Nancy in?"]
    For Creeps Only!
  49. 48. ["I'm not used to these little cars... aah there, I've located the gear shift!"]
  50. 49. ["Jerry Lewis offers this definition of summer:"]
    Mud in Your Eye!
  51. 50. ["Oh, stop worrying about your husband finding out."]
  52. 51. ["Fix that thing before these guys start thinking they've had enough!"]
  53. 52. ["Let's untie the strings that are attached."]
  54. 53. ["...Then you approve of her, huh dad?"]
  55. 54. ["Now, in your own words, Miss Bokittle - tell the court what happened on the night of the 15th."]
  56. 55. ["This may be a little sudden - but will you marry me, Toni?"]
  57. 56. ["In this corner, wearing..."]
  58. 57. ["Thought for today"]
    Krazy Quilt
  59. 58. ["...Ah, there's a commercial, now what was it you wanted?"]
  60. 59. ["'Things went fine in my dance audition,' said Binnie Bumpsey..."]
    Howlers
  61. 60. ["- Frankly, Miss Earhart, there's nothing you can do about your splash!"]
  62. 61. ["John's new bass fiddle keeps him busy."]
  63. 62. ["You say you'll hire me at $50 a week with pleasure."]
  64. 63. ["I guess it would be useless for me to struggle..."]
  65. 64. ["So you got married on the 24th?"]
  66. 65. ["We did - I mean - I do."]
  67. 66. ["Fitter!"]
  68. 67. ["I've admired you from a distance for some time, Miss, and..."]
  69. 68. ["What happened to all the boys, Tom?"]
  70. 69. ["Al says it means curtains when the girl across the court from his apartment gets married next week."]
    For the Birds
  71. 70. ["Notice, please, absence of harsh irritants, tars and resins?"]
  72. 71. [King Card Imagines Queen Card Nude]
  73. 72. ["Quit beefing - if we fooled the bull, we should be able to fool the border guards."]
  74. 73. ["Oh him, that's the mailman."]
  75. 74. ["That's just for the breakfast trade."]
  76. 75. ["- Sometimes the creatures seem almost human!"]
  77. 76. ["That's fine, Mr. Trum - now make me scream for mercy, then we'll rest awhile."]
  78. 77. ["It's $30 an ounce, but if you can't afford that, this sweater only costs $2.98."]
  79. 78. ["Let me be the first to congratulate you."]
This issue was modified by, among others
  • Gregory Fischer
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Daniel Thingvold
  • Chad Wicker