(February 1996)
- Script
- Dave Sim
- Pencils
- Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds)
- Inks
- Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds)
- Letters
- Dave Sim
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Cerebus; The Judge (cameo); Harrison Starkey/Richard George; Fan Roach; Pluto; Squinteye
- Synopsis
- Cerebus lies drunk behind the bar while fans line up to get Pluto and Squinteye's autographs
- Reprints
story starts on cover