Deadpool; Blind Al; Weasel; Deathtrap; C. F.; Fenway; Patch; Deathtrap (villain, introduction); Bill Clinton (cameo); Typhoid Mary (cameo)
Al becomes a little worried as Deadpool begins to show signs of his sanity slipping. Deadpool asks Patch for an assignment worthy of a good guy. He ends up leaving with a mysterious stranger who comes to Hellhouse looking for someone to help him recover a kidnapped princess. Of course, it all turns out to be a trap set by new villain Deathtrap who is really into... well... death traps. Deadpool discovers a little too late that Al has messed with his weapons as a practical joke. Al and Weasel get to know each other a little better.