Al Bizarro; Superman; Eliska; Lex Luthor; Al Beezer; E. Wilbur Wolfingham; Tiffany; Guardian [Jim Harper] (clone)
A suicidal Al Bizarro is rescued by Superman. He continues to fail to kill himself, while Luthor and his people search for him. Al is taken in by W. Wilbur Wolfingham. Al Beezer is confronted by Luthor's henchwoman Tiffany, who turns him down for a date. She also smacks him around till he admits Al Bizarro had been there. Al tries robbing a store but gets stopped by the Guardian. Ultimately, Al gets captured by Luthor's men.