Accompanied by a small Freak Brothers illustration and a masthead drawing.
Set to the lyrics of the Jay Ungar tune "Strike a Match and Light Another."
Fourteen mock ads- "Exploding Joint," "Springing Snake in a Tranquilizing Bottle," "Hidden Cushion," "Dribble Works," "Kaleidoscope," "Squirt Buttons," "Peyote Flavored Toothpaste," "Plastic Roaches," "Realistic Rubber Spike," "Snapping Stash Box," "Little Pink Sleeping Pills," "Dissolving Cigarette Papers." "Unsolveable Puzzles for Speed Freaks," and "The Art of Hypnosis Revealed!"
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