Jizz #5

(July 1991)

The Successful Lover's Secret for Satisfying Women: Scott Russo's Jizz Personal Lubricant (Table of Contents: 1)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

Scott Russo; ? (photo)

Inks

Scott Russo; ? (photo)

Letters

Scott Russo

Characters

Ludwig van Beethoven (photo)

Indexer Notes

With indicia at bottom

Editorial Five (Table of Contents: 2)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Letters

typeset; Scott Russo

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

text article / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Russo [as Hymen Finkleberg]; Edward Koch

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Dear former Mayor Koch: I don't know what this city is going to do without you.

Genre

humor; biography

Synopsis

Two separate letters- Russo's pseudonymous letter sent to Koch, with Koch's reply.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

Scott Russo

Inks

Scott Russo

Letters

Scott Russo

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Stricken with a sudden flash of inspiration and clear thinking, Cecilia realized that her vagina was...

Genre

humor

Characters

Cecilia

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

text article / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo; Helena G. Harvilicz

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

My first fan mail! And it's from Helena G. Harvilicz, Managing Editor of The Comics Journal.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Harvilicz's reply to a comment Russo had made in a letter sent to Gary Groth

My Dad Spreads His Brand of Warmth as We Decorate Our Christmas Tree (12•18•90) (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

Scott Russo

Inks

Scott Russo

Letters

Scott Russo

Genre

biography

Characters

Scott Russo; Mr. Russo; Mrs. Russo; Scott's Brother

Synopsis

Scott's family

Keywords

autobiography

Jimmy Stewart Reads from the Torah (Table of Contents: 7)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

Characters

Jimmy Stewart (photo)

Synopsis

A mock-ad for a spoken word CD release

Some Scenes from the Russo Family Album (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

typeset; Scott Russo

Genre

humor

Characters

? [as Scott Russo]; Dame Shiksa Goldberg; ? [as Isaac Asimov]

America, the Stinking Socialist Oligarchical Hole (Table of Contents: 9)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

Scott Russo; typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Characters

George Herbert Walker Bush (photo); Adolf Hitler (photo)

Fugitive Pope (Table of Contents: 10)

text article / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Tony Alamo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

typeset

Characters

Yasser Arafat (photo); Pope John Paul II (photo)

Synopsis

A reprint of the noted bigot's anti-Catholic hate tract

Tom Metzger's Racial Etiquette (Table of Contents: 11)

text article / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo; Glenn Westrom

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

typeset

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Tom Metzger (photo)

Scott's Brother and Father Preaching Love for all Mankind (Real and Overheard - December 12, 1990) (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

Scott Russo

Inks

Scott Russo

Letters

Scott Russo

Genre

biography

Characters

Scott's Brother; Scott's Father; Scott's Grandma; Scott Russo; Anonymous Friend

Synopsis

Assorted members of Scott's family make bigoted comments

Keywords

autobiography

Fantagraphics Books (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

Scott Russo

Inks

Scott Russo

Letters

Scott Russo

Genre

humor; fantasy-supernatural; satire-parody

Characters

Job Applicant; Secretary; Gary Groth

Synopsis

A job interview at Fantagraphics HQ

Government Is a Bitter Pill. (Table of Contents: 14)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

Scott Russo

The Classifieds (Table of Contents: 15)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Scott Russo

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Synopsis

Submissions from G. Gordon Liddy, Elton John, Natalie from "Facts of Life" and others....

Reprints

• in Jizz (Fantagraphics, 1991 series) #7 (September 1991)

Social Contract Between an Individual and the United States Government (Table of Contents: 16)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Robert E. Alexander

Letters

typeset

Pope John Paul II Has Never Made One Anti-Nazi Statement, Certainly Because He Is a Nazi (Table of Contents: 17)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Tony Alamo

Pencils

? (photo)

Inks

? (photo)

Letters

typeset; Scott Russo

Characters

Pope John Paul II (photo)

Synopsis

A blown-up photo combined with text from Alamo's anti-Catholic "Fugitive Pope" tract.

Cleansing the Gene Pool (Table of Contents: 18)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn Westrom

Pencils

Glenn Westrom

Inks

Glenn Westrom

Colors

?

Letters

Glenn Westrom

Synopsis

Re-worked ad for "Genetico" brand BB guns. Done in the style of 1970s comic book ads.

Indexer Notes

Back cover. Credits for this given in the next issue.