Tag Greenly; Bink Otauna; C-3PO; R2-D2; Big Boy; Princess Leia Organa; Luke Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Han Solo; Chewbacca; Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]
Tag Greenly and Bink Otauna find themselves caught in the events surrounding Princess Leia's capture by the Empire; their only hope is to disguise themselves as Stormtroopers and burrow into the background. Unfortunately, they wind up being selected to accompany Vader himself as TIE Fighter pilots and are killed in an encounter with the Millennium Falcon.
Tag Greenly; Bink Otauna; Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Kevin Rubio; Grand Moff Tarkin; Boba Fett; Lando Calrissian; Lobot; Princess Leia Organa; Han Solo; Chewbacca; C-3PO; R2-D2; Lando Calrissian; Mon Mothma; Admiral Ackbar
It turns out Tag and Bink were not aboard the destroyed TIE fighters after all (the author makes no apologies for deceiving his audience). The duo decide to lay low at Cloud City, only for Lando Calrissian to recruit them as eratz Stormtroopers guarding his captured friends; unfortunately, Lando didn't tell his friends about that part of the plan.
Tag Greenly; Bink Otauna; Lando Calrissian; Big Boy; Wuher; Boba Fett; Jabba the Hutt; Princess Leia Organa; C-3PO; R2-D2; Luke Skywalker; Han Solo; Chewbacca; Kannen; Manny Both-Hanz; Mon Mothma; Wedge Antilles; Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Emperor Palpatine [Darth Sidious]; Ewoks; Yogi Bear; Boo Boo
Tag & Bink are again recruited by Lando, this time to infiltrate Jabba the Hutt's palace to help liberate Lando's friends, with Tag impersonating some bounty hunter named "Boo-Boo." Finally, they're sent aboard the new Death Star disguised as the Emperor's royal guards and have to sit through the final confrontation between Vader, the Emperor and Luke. Uninformed of the Death Star's looming destruction, they die aboard the station but are (strangely) made more powerful than they could have possibly imagined as Jedi ghosts.
Tag Greenly; Bink Otauna; Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Emperor Palpatine [Darth Sidious]; Yoda; Mace Windu; Warpoc; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Master Nu; The Beatles; Buzz Lightyear; Jango Fett; Padme Amidala; R2-D2; Dave Land; Lucas Marangon; Kevin Rubio; Kevin Smith; Jason Mewes; Shant Jordan; Lisa Jordan; Skippy the Jedi Droid; Jett Lucas; Indiana Jones; Jeremy Barlow; Randy Stradley; Kevin Perera; Sarah Lane; Dexster Jettster; George Lucas; Drea Hoffman; Gork; Sean Connery; Darth Tater
To explain why Tag & Bink became Jedi ghosts, we look back to their secret childhood days as under-performing Jedi padawans and learn they were responsible for deleting a planet from the Jedi database (oops) and worse still, for supplying Anakin with his interminable romantic dialogue. By the time Anakin turns to the dark side, he spares Tag & Bink's lives on the condition they forget they were ever Jedis. They decide to retire to Tatooine: "nothing ever happens there."