First Line of Dialogue or Text: I'm going to call on you to defend a woman's honor...
Genre: humor
Characters: Roger
Synopsis: The thin and short Roger is asked to defend a woman's honor.

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: The referee doesn't seem to suit either player!
Genre: humor; sports
Keywords: tennis

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Synopsis: A man trying to guess a woman's weight has been holding her for some time without guessing.

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Synopsis: A baseball player is able to keep a foot on base thanks to his very long shoe.
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Synopsis: A tree containing a bird's nest has been uprooted to be replanted but the mother bird continues to feed her young.

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: I'm tired of being alone, Suzette, I think I'll get a divorce.
Genre: humor
Characters: Suzette
Synopsis: A woman who is tired of being alone decides to get a divorce.

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Table of Contents

0. [no title indexed]
1. ["Poll or no poll, I refuse to go around asking peopple..."]
2. [Disheveled Man Receives Diploma]
3. ["Sorry, Ma'am, but I can't seem to get used to my..."]
4. ["He'll get over his shyness after a few performances!"]
5. Ye Olde Fashioned 1000 Joaks Almanacke for July, 1948
6. ["Something went wrong, Greasey."]
7. ["Do you think we overloaded them?"]
8. ["Farewell notes, o Akbar - your harem ran off with..."]
9. ["And what happened to your Indians when they were friendly?"]
10. ["You remember what Washington said - it slips my mind..."]
11. ["Honest, Joe! I'll pay back that five bucks I owe you!"]
12. [Pregnant Woman in Burqa]
13. ["Eureka, Dr. Filbert!"]
14. ["He's a cab driver, doctor, and this is the only thing that..."]
15. [Bus of Hitchhiking Men]
16. ["I smell something burning too, ma'am, but I forget..."]
17. ["It's a very cute idea, but I wish I knew which was which!"]
18. ["Here's something that will keep everybody else warm..."]
19. ["It's a lovely suit, but your figure conceals it."]
20. ["Well, how else could you have two baths in a one-and-a-half..."]
21. ["...And you can have your ring back!"]
22. ["If this were a dream, I suppose it would have some..."]
23. On Your Marks, Get Set, Fire
24. Come Back, All Is Forgiven!
25. The Horrid Thoughts of Wilmer Green...
26. The Kinsnagle Report
27. ["I'll have one strawberry, one butter pecan, one chocolate..."]
28. ["He just doesn't care for an electric train!"]
29. ["And what did my hungering eyes behold - falsies!"]
30. ["Don't apologize, Nancy, your house just looks lived in."]
31. ["It's just my opinion, but I think she takes takes after..."]
32. ["Gerald got an atom-splitting kit for Christmas!"]
33. ["I know a little boy who's going to get a whipping..."]
34. ["This business of resting on your laurels gets damned uncomfortable!"]
35. ["I'll bet V denarii he starts off, 'Friends, Romans, Countrymen'."]
36. ["I don't remember dying, but we must have been..."]
37. ["Relax, will ya, relax!"]
38. ["I'm buggy about you!"]
39. ["You can have your forest primeval - I'm going to find..."]
40. ["Well - what do you want?"]
41. [Poodle Has Caviar Can Tied to Tail]
42. ["Come, come dear, don't be a nag!"]
43. ["Whatsamatter? You look like you're on your last legs!"]
44. [Firefly Light Bulb]
45. ["...But I'm really a baritone."]
46. How to Improve Your Memory
47. ["You sit on the chair - I've had a hard day!"]
48. Don't You Believe It!
49. [Musicians Enter Jukebox]
50. The Counter Clockwise Turntable
51. 1000 Jokes Movie Guide
52. ["It's for you, Jack!"]
53. ["He's getting busted for stepping on Mrs. Chipperthwaite's..."]
54. Six of Dick's
55. How to Understand Economics
56. ["What a game! It went twenty-sixsh beers!"]
57. Do It the Hard Way
The Puzzle Page
58. So You Think You Can't Write!
59. ["Is this it, ma'am?"]
60. ["Let me know when you get 'em all stacked up..."]
61. ["Here are two seats, Myrt - got the peanuts and..."]
62. ["Henry doesn't really like liquor - he just drinks to..."]
63. ["Stop eating crackers in bed!"]
64. ["He's been sarcastic about the indirect lighting..."]
65. [Mermaid's Son Has Fish Head]
66. ["Later on I'm changing it to Twelve Oaks!"]
67. ["He's our water boy!"]
68. ["I'm going to call on you to defend a woman's honor..."]
69. ["Gee, fellows - I didn't think you'd remember."]
70. ["Reach!"]
71. ["He gets the best of everything here."]
72. ["That's the first nickel I ever bummed!"]
73. ["Nope, we ain't got any use for a guy like you in our gang!"]
74. ["The referee doesn't seem to suit either player!"]
75. Kansas
The Illustrated Atlas
76. ["She just sits there mooning over that brush salesman."]
77. ["I know just how it feels, Hank!"]
78. ["When - when may I expect an estimate?"]
79. ["Henry likes to get away from it all once in awhile."]
80. [Baseball Player Has Long Shoe]
81. Monotony
82. [Plane Crashed into House]
83. [Next in Uprooted Tree]
84. ["I'm tired of being alone, Suzette, I think I'll get a divorce."]

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1000 Jokes #47 (Summer 1948)

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1000 Jokes #47

(Summer 1948)