First Line of Dialogue or Text: I assure you madam, you are no more embarrassed than I am.
Genre: humor
Synopsis: A burglar enters a woman's dressing room. Both are embarrassed.

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: This end up! This end up! This end up!
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Script: Dave Lucas (credited)
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Keywords: cavemen

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: This is one development where all the houses don't look alike.
Genre: humor; domestic

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: Hey, Pop! Here's your hat!
Genre: humor; domestic

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: Best man we've ever had in that department.
Genre: humor

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: Oh, well, even if I lost all my money, darling, at least, I still have you.
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Synopsis: A man lost all of his money gambling; his girlfriend abandons him.

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: None for me, dear... I have some left from the last hand.
Genre: humor; domestic

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Genre: humor

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Script: Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text: I forgot my belt.
Genre: humor

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Script: Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text: Norman! You've been eating!
Genre: humor; domestic

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Genre: humor
Synopsis: The headlights of an x-ray truck emit x-rays.

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First Line of Dialogue or Text: A roast beef sandwich on rye bread, please.
Genre: humor

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Script: Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)
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Genre: humor
Synopsis: A necktie mistakes the clerk's beard for a necktie.

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Script: Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)
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Genre: humor; domestic
Synopsis: While his wife reads in bed a husband covers his face with a book to block the lamp's light.

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Script: Bud Handelsman (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text: If you ask me... they're too friendly.
Genre: humor

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Script: Fred Balk (signed as Fred Balk)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text: I learned two new wrestling holds tonight.
Genre: humor; domestic

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Script: Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)
Pencils: Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)
Inks: Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)
Letters: typeset

Genre: humor; satire-parody
Synopsis: Popular American comic strips retooled for Russian audiences.

Indexer Notes

Parodies of Popeye, the Little King, the Captai and the Kids and Superman.

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Series Information

Table of Contents

0. [no title indexed]
1. [Women against St. Bernard]
2. ["I've forgotten my key again - I wonder if I could borrow..."]
3. ["Can't you forgot skiing for one minute?"]
4. ["It's good to see you again, Mr. Shadrontovichi..."]
5. [Drunk Walks Up Bookcase]
6. ["Oh, so that's how you get your feet cold before you..."]
7. [Crane Goes Ice Fishing for Whale]
8. ["Makes a lot out of a simple walk-on part, doesn't she?"]
9. The Shape of Things in Miami
10. Mendelsohn's All-American
11. So You Want to Judge Beauty Contests
12. ["Happy Times Tavern, Joe speakin'..."]
13. [Nursing St. Bernard]
14. ["Is that all I am to you - just someone to marry?"]
15. Party Shot
16. ["Five hundred dollars for an operation!"]
17. ["I've got to hand it to you, Silver Beaver."]
18. ["Er... about the raise again, Mr. Finch..."]
19. ["Well, no, it's not exactly like tennis."]
20. Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries, or Berries, as the Case May Be
21. ["Don't you girls have to go home for supper or something?"]
22. [Tailor Makes Adjustments]
23. ["Had an exceptionally good day today - signed up 14..."]
24. Puzzles
25. ["...So that was my problem."]
26. [Men Shovel Snow to Get Mail]
27. Why Do People...
28. ["I assure you madam, you are no more embarrassed than I am."]
29. ["This end up! This end up! This end up!"]
30. What to Do with That X*#&? Tie You Got for Xmas
31. Dick Tracy Should Take a Powder
32. [Hitching Post for Cavewomen]
33. ["This is one development where all the houses don't look alike."]
34. ["Hey, Pop! Here's your hat!"]
35. ["Best man we've ever had in that department."]
36. ["Oh, well, even if I lost all my money, darling, at least, I still have you."]
37. ["None for me, dear... I have some left from the last hand."]
38. Auto-Biography
39. ["I forgot my belt."]
40. ["Norman! You've been eating!"]
41. [X-Ray Truck with X-Ray Headlights]
42. ["A roast beef sandwich on rye bread, please."]
43. [Beard Mistaken for Necktie]
44. [Husband Covers Facae with Book in Bed]
45. ["If you ask me... they're too friendly."]
46. ["I learned two new wrestling holds tonight."]
47. Russian Comic Strips?

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1000 Jokes #53 (Winter 1950)

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So You Want to Judge Beauty Contests (Table of Contents: 11)

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Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries, or Berries, as the Case May Be (Table of Contents: 20)

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Why Do People... (Table of Contents: 27)

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What to Do with That X*#&? Tie You Got for Xmas (Table of Contents: 30)

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Dick Tracy Should Take a Powder (Table of Contents: 31)

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1000 Jokes #53

(Winter 1950)