1000 Jokes #65

(Winter 1953)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Now take a puff of this one - inhale slowly - and tell me...

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humor

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Say, what goes on here?

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humor

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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It's snowing again, Mr. Klinger.

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humor

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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When she comes out of it - get her off the glove counter!

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Gordon, we have something to say to you!

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humor

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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On second thought, Harold, a big wedding might be fun.

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humor

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Good afternoon, Fatso - I'm taking a survey to find out...

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humor

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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I don't care if the sponsor has us all fired.

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humor

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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I was lonesome.

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humor

Groucho Goes South with the Birds (Table of Contents: 10)

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Dick Cavalli (credited)

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Dick Cavalli (credited)

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Dick Cavalli (credited)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Too Funny for Words / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus); Art Kenik (signed as Kenik); John Norment (signed as normEnt); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus); Art Kenik (signed as Kenik); John Norment (signed as normEnt); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus); Art Kenik (signed as Kenik); John Norment (signed as normEnt); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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humor

Indexer Notes

6 silent cartoons.

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Hello... Marian? Guess who this is?

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humor

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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I'm sorry, old pal - I just couldn't stand up and object...

Genre

humor

The Tenderloin Trot (Table of Contents: 14)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)

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Frankly, Simpson, I think you would make a very fine plumber.

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humor

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Just think - one more payment and it's ours!

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humor; domestic

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Mr. Gilmore - I just caught a shoplifter.

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humor

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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You promised over the radio to pick it up cheerfully.

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humor

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Plenty of experience, sir.

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humor

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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I'm here to ask you to forgive your husband, who is...

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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We'll be late to the party.

Genre

humor

Keywords

costume party

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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It may be a while yet.

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humor

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Service Please / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Les Colin (signed as Les Colin); Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Les Colin (signed as Les Colin); Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Les Colin (signed as Les Colin); Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)

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Howinell can he think of food at a time like this?

Genre

humor; military

Indexer Notes

5 cartoons.

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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It's all right, officer - I'm dummy.

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humor

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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They're having a sale of women's hats at Brinker's...

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humor; domestic

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Here's to the greatest little woman in the whole wide world...

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humor

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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You must have overtipped him outrageously!

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humor

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Please don't take it.

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humor

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I was anxious for you to meet Baxter before he went to lunch...

Genre

humor

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES); Salo (signed as Salo); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES); Salo (signed as Salo); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES); Salo (signed as Salo); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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You're winning, but he's getting all the laughs.

Genre

humor; children

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

1000 Jokes' News Highlights in Pictures (Table of Contents: 31)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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This is nothing. You should see me in a wedding gown!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman in a swimsuit suggests a man should see her in a wedding gown.

Now! At Last! A Vitamin-Less Cereal for the Lil' Ones (Table of Contents: 33)

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Don Calhoun (credited)

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Don Calhoun (credited)

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Don Calhoun (credited)

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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You told me to pick something up on the way home for dinner.

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humor

How about a Date Tonight, Baby? (Table of Contents: 35)

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Ain't It a Crime / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); ?; ? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); ?; ? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld); ?; ? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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Stick 'em up - and open the door!

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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...I asked him for a raise, and he got all purple - then...

Genre

humor; domestic

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David Huffine (signed as Huffine)

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David Huffine (signed as Huffine)

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David Huffine (signed as Huffine)

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If you'd care to go a little higher, we have some...

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humor

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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She broke off our beautiful seven-year enagement and married me.

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humor

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?

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?

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Afraid it's a bit gory for us, Mr. Pickett, but it ought to...

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humor

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?

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?

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He wanted it personally inscribed but I insisted on...

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humor

[Statement of Ownership] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Les Colin (signed as Les Colin)

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Les Colin (signed as Les Colin)

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Les Colin (signed as Les Colin)

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Oh, was that the check?

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humor

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Ernest Marquez (signed)

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Ernest Marquez (signed)

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Ernest Marquez (signed)

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W. R. you mean... you mean you're quitting for good?

Genre

humor

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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I just can't seem to rid myself of that last bit of the traditional.

Genre

humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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It all started the usual way - had one martini with an...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

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Vanselow (signed as Vanselow)

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Vanselow (signed as Vanselow)

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Vanselow (signed as Vanselow)

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Hey! I've got Mars!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I think you'd have gotten the decision if they hadn't...

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

boxing

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Schroeter)

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Not here, stupid!

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humor

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Evan D. Diamond (signed as Evan D. Diamond)

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Evan D. Diamond (signed as Evan D. Diamond)

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Evan D. Diamond (signed as Evan D. Diamond)

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I hope you don't mind, Mr. Lamont, but I've taken...

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humor

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

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Suppose I agree to your marrying my daughter, what...

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