1000 Jokes #68

(Fall 1953)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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I don't remember the name of the college I attended...

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humor

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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We were printing the newspaper, just like any other day...

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humor; domestic

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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The timer? Well, it's no wonder I haven't been able to...

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humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Say... about these films you sent over for our stag party...

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humor

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Today I'm going to explain to you the meaning of that...

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humor

Synopsis

A preacher is going to explain a joke to his congregation.

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I don't care if it just a newsreel - get someting else...

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humor

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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I'd lke to ask you to stay for dinner, Ralph, but you know...

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Comes one o'clock - win or lose - I'm leaving!

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humor

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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Your husband's lodge meeting?

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humor

The Gag's on Godfrey (Table of Contents: 10)

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Jack O'Brian

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? (photographs)

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? (photographs)

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humor

Have You Seen One? (Table of Contents: 11)

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Ernest Marquez (credited)

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Ernest Marquez (credited)

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Every year about this time I get fed up with this game!

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

golf

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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You don't have to worry about what to cook for supper tonight, honey!

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humor; domestic

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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Charles, there's something wrong with the washing machine.

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humor; domestic

Cinema Selections (Table of Contents: 15)

Film Fun / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Herbert Goldberg (signed as Herbert Goldberg); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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Herbert Goldberg (signed as Herbert Goldberg); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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Herbert Goldberg (signed as Herbert Goldberg); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)

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humor

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5 silent cartoons.

[Children Waiting for Santa Claus] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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humor

Synopsis

A line of children waiting to see Santa Claus fantasize about what they'll ask for; one child fantasizes about removing Santa's false beard.

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Just once I'd like to walk through here without someone...

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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I've found a way to save you 170 measly dollars a month.

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humor

People in the News (Table of Contents: 20)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Actually I'm a poor swimmer.

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humor

Synopsis

A lifeguard obtained his job through political connections.

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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What's the matter - the ash tray too near the check?

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humor

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? [as Lucas] (signed)

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They went thataway!

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humor

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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I still would like my fare instead of taking it out in trade.

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humor

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Go down to the drug store, call me up, and keep talking!

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humor

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Hedley! For the third and last time, I'm warning you...!

Genre

humor; domestic

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Kid Stuff / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Dan Danglo (signed as Danglo); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Dan Danglo (signed as Danglo); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Dan Danglo (signed as Danglo); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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I don't want you to take my word for it...

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humor; children

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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They had so many complaints about not having a...

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humor

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Bad dog, Bruno!

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humor; domestic

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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George was working in the garden all morning...

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humor; domestic

The Martians Are Coming (Table of Contents: 31)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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humor

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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What will they think of next!

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humor

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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I hope you'll excuse Fred.

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humor; domestic

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Feeling weak today, Mrs. Greely?

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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This man that chased you - was he sober?

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humor

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Stop! There's been a horrible mistake!

Genre

humor

Domesticated Animals (Table of Contents: 37)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien); Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien); Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien); Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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humor; domestic

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

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?

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Maybe you'll get it next jump, dear.

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humor

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?

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If this chemical were to explode, I'd be blown through the roof...

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humor

The Red Flag (Table of Contents: 40)

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?

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?

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humor

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Frankly, Miss Collins, I think you're being very unreasonable...

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humor

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? [as Lucas] (signed)

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? [as Lucas] (signed)

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Two on an island!

Genre

humor

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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I promised my wife I'd stop drinking.

Genre

humor

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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You seemed to have left your other job in quite a hurry!

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Feel how nice and warm it is - and while you're in there get the bill.

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humor; domestic

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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The owner is selling it because of ill health - a beam fell on his head!

Genre

humor

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? [as WA Brown] (signed)

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I'll establish telepathic thought contact with them.

Genre

humor; science fiction

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Com'n fellows, let me in!

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

baseball

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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I'll order in the meantime, dear - what would you like?

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humor

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Nick Radicone (signed as Nick Radicone)

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Nick Radicone (signed as Nick Radicone)

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Nick Radicone (signed as Nick Radicone)

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Would you please get me the scotch tape on the bench?

Genre

humor

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Frank O'Neal (signed as Frank O'Neal)

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Well, whoever it was - she sure can run pretty fast for her age!

Genre

humor

[Tapping the Heat] (Table of Contents: 52)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A man taps his heater to get it working. The heater falls apart.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Syd Hoff (signed as hoff)

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Syd Hoff (signed as hoff)

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Syd Hoff (signed as hoff)

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I tell you, I hear one laughing.

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humor