Misery Loves Comedy [1st printing (dark green cover)]
([june 2007])

Fantagraphics, 2007 Series
Published in English (United States) United States
 
Price
24.95 USD
Pages
180
On-sale Date
2007-06-25 ?
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Fantagraphics Books
ISBN
978-1-56097-792-6 Search at WorldCat
Barcode
9781560977926 52495
Editing
Kristy Valenti (credited) (additional research); Paul Baresh (credited) (production assistance); Adam Grano (credited) (design assistance); Eric Reynolds (credited) (publicity); Kim Thompson (credited) (voice of reason, proprietor); Gary Groth (credited) (proprietor)
Color
black & white cover; color and black & white interior
Binding
hardcover
Publishing Format
one-shot

Issue Notes

MISERY LOVES COMEDY collects the first three issues of the notorious comic book series SCHIZO in their entirity, as well as a host of miscellaneous flotsam and jetsam from various publications, c. 1992-2003.

Some of the material included herin originally appeared, in slightly different formats, in the following publications: THE NIGHT STALKER GOT MARRIED, BIFF PANG POW, CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, DARK HORSE PRESENTS, SMALL PRESS EXPO, HATE, THE COMMON REVIEW, DIRTY STORIES, GREEN, ZERO ZERO, SPICE GIRLS, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, NEWCITY, IN THESE TIMES, MOTHER JONES, THE IMP, PULSE, TIME DIGITAL, THE NEW YORK TIMES SUNDAY MAGAZINE, ON, MEGA-PYTON, THE COMICS JOURNAL SPECIAL EDITION, and THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE.

MISERY LOVES COMEDY © 2007 by Ivan Brunetti. All rights reserved. Published by Fantagraphics Books. Printed in Singapore. First printing: March 2007.
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Pages 2-4 and 177-179

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (illustration)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (illustration)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited); typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Misery loves comedy

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Page 5 title. Page 6 other books by the same author. Page 7 title page. Page 8 sources & indicia. Page 10 notes.

Contents (Table of Contents: 3)

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Introduction (Table of Contents: 4)

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For Ivan, drawing cartoons is his life. It is also completely forbidden and frightening. How can such a thing be?

[Schizo #1 cover] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Zany madcap degenerate filth
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Ivan Brunetti
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SCHIZO No. 1 was originally published by Antarctic Press in January 1995. The version reproduced here is the first Fantagraphics edition, published in October 1995.

Schizo #1 contents (Table of Contents: 6)

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Table of contents + indicia

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Ivan Brunetti
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Ivan Brunetti
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Ivan Brunetti
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Ivan Brunetti
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Should you desire to write me, please do not hesitate to do so...
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Illustration of the author along with his adress.

A Manifesto, of Sorts (Table of Contents: 8)

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Gentle reader, Welcome to my universe. My name is Ivan Brunetti, and I'm not an artist, writer, cartoonist, or creative person of any kind.
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Why Every Single Person in the Entire World Could Be Instantaneously Obliterated From the Face of the Planet and I Wouldn’t Turn To Look Even if There Were a Loud Noise or I Hate You. I Hate You All! (Table of Contents: 9)

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Ivan Brunetti
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Ivan Brunetti
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Ivan Brunetti
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Motherfucker!
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My Bloody Anus (Table of Contents: 10)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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Woah! What's this?
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Drink My Piss, Motherfucker (Table of Contents: 11)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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? (original editor)

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Say when, motherfucker!
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

The Square (Table of Contents: 12)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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Wanna snort coke off my aereolas?
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Ain't She a Cunt? (Table of Contents: 13)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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Is that your new baby, Jeanette?
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Her Vagina Had Teeth (Table of Contents: 14)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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Ouch! Quit biting!
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Oops (Table of Contents: 15)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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Oops
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Grandpa Needs Dildos (Table of Contents: 16)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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Aw, mom! Do we havta go visit grampa again?
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Please Hurt My Oversized Testicles (Table of Contents: 17)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
C'mon! Take a sledgehammer and pound my gargantuan balls!
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Dim-Witted Genetic Atrocity With a Big Hard-On (Table of Contents: 18)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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Mother of shit! My cock's all-a-jitter! I need to score some 'tang but pronto! But how? How?
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Pontiff in My Pants (Table of Contents: 19)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Is that a throbbing bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Mass Murderers Are Pretty Cool (Table of Contents: 20)

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It is the primary duty and responsibility of the strong to purge this earth of the weak and stupid, who serve only to waste valuable space!
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Pardon My Sodomy, Son (Table of Contents: 21)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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C'mon, pops! Fuck me through the ass!
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Ms. Ann Thrope (Table of Contents: 22)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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God I hope everyone dies of AIDS!
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

The Nun With Two Dicks (Table of Contents: 23)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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You two little fuckers cheated on your religion exam!
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti
All characters are © Jim Macchione

Neal Liszt (Table of Contents: 24)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Hey, Neal! 'Sup?
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Don't Even Ask (Table of Contents: 25)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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It's not what you think.
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Fifty-Pound Clitoris (Table of Contents: 26)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

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You lost it again!
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Yessir, I'm Just Another Completely Screwed-Up Catholic Boy (Table of Contents: 27)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Whoah! Check it out! I can masturbate with my stigmata! Fuckin' cool!
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biography; religious
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti; Jesus Christ
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Please Kill Me! (Table of Contents: 28)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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Hey, Mac! Put a slug through my brain... Pleeeez!
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Ivan Brunetti
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The Ivan Ailment Chart (Table of Contents: 29)

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Ivan Brunetti
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I overheard quite an amusing conversation in a public washroom recently.
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Ivan Brunetti
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I Love Girls (Table of Contents: 30)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed); typeset
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ghawd! These art fairs get lamer and stupider every year! I don't know HOW I get talked into going to such n— ulp!
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Ivan Brunetti; Gloria Grahame; France Farmer; Elsa Lanchester; Katt Both; Anita Loos; Audrey Hepburn; Sue Lyon; Marlene Dietrich; Claudette Colbert; Liz; Valerie Brunetti
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"...And I Have Elaborate Torture Plans for All of Them" (Table of Contents: 31)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Yeah, I got picked on A LOT when I was a kid...
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Ivan Brunetti; Randy Sanders; Ned Vidoje-something; Dennis Bots; Jon "Chino" Nasella; Marty Hoffner
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[Date Rape] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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"Date rape" is a myth, a cruel hoax devised by a bunch of stupid, whiny, puritanical, latent-lesbian feminazis.
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humor
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[Social Darwinism] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Social Darwinism is the only proper philosophy. Laissez-faire capitalism is an intrinsic good. The weak do not deserve to be helped.
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humor
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[Imperialism] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Imperialism has gotten a bad name from pinko liberal do-gooders. The truth is, Western culture IS inherently superior [...]
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Hrrlfk! 1,784 Things That Make Me Vomit (Table of Contents: 35)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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? (original editor)

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1. The ubiquitous, insincere, "festive," brightly colored decorative touches you see everywhere these days.
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Life is Shit (Table of Contents: 36)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world laughs AT you...
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti
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Six Reasons Why I Wish I Had Been Man Ray (Table of Contents: 37)

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1. I'd have hung around with the coolest people of the 20th century: dadaists & surrealists.
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Bonus Gag Strip (Table of Contents: 38)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
OK, but if you couldn't be Man Ray, who ELSE do you with you could be?
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Ivan Brunetti
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The Schizo Profile (Table of Contents: 39)

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Vital statistics: Ivan Brunetti (Uh, the camera adds ten pounds, folks)
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Ivan Brunetti
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Profile of the author with a photocopy of his driver's license.

Everything Sucks (Table of Contents: 40)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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All these bills and debts! Life's just too fucking EXPENSIVE! I'll never get out of this hole... NEVER!
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Horrifying Early Work (Table of Contents: 41)

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Stumpy That Lovable Multiple Amputee (Table of Contents: 42)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Dennis Worden (original editor)

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10/3
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Hey, look! There goes Stumpy!
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satire-parody
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© 1992 by Ivan Brunetti

Fatso With Titties (Table of Contents: 43)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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10/3
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Hey fat-ass! Show us your tits!!!
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satire-parody

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© 1992 by Ivan Brunetti

Cute and Cuddly Motherfuckers (Table of Contents: 44)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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10/3
First Line of Dialogue or Text
I raped your mom last night...
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satire-parody

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© 1992 by Ivan Brunetti

Barbed Wire in My Piss Groove (Table of Contents: 45)

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Dennis Worden (original editor)

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10/3
First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, pal! I'll bet ya a nickel ya can't fit this strand of barbed wire into your piss-groove!
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satire-parody
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© 1992 by Ivan Brunetti

Abusive, Alcoholic Dad (Table of Contents: 46)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as IB)
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Dennis Worden (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fuckin' brats! It's yer fault that bitch momma of yers left me!
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Neo-Nazi Pup (Table of Contents: 47)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I.B.)
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Dennis Worden (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
C'mon, Rover! Fetch! Watsamatter, boy? Fetch!
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satire-parody
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© 1993 by Ivan Brunetti

Fuck You (Table of Contents: 48)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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Dennis Worden (original editor)

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Fuck You
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Aborted Fetus With a Badass Attitude (Table of Contents: 49)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Dennis Worden (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Bartender! Scotch on the rocks! Make it a double!
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satire-parody
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

"We Wanna Rock" (Table of Contents: 50)

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Dennis Worden (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Shit, man! I need some motherfuckin' crack, or I'll just fuckin' DIE!!
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satire-parody
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Despair (Table of Contents: 51)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My head will not explode.
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satire-parody

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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Brutality (Table of Contents: 52)

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"Curiosity killed the cat."
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Pain (Table of Contents: 53)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fine, thanks. And yourself?
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Misery (Table of Contents: 54)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you break into another chorus of Hey Jude, I swear to God I'm going to kill you!
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satire-parody

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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Sex (Table of Contents: 55)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
WHAT?!? Me envy YOUR penis?
Genre
satire-parody

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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Death (Table of Contents: 56)

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He started it.
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© 1994 by Ivan Brunetti

Revenge of a Purple Garden Hose (Table of Contents: 57)

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In junior year of high school, my "honors" english class produced a booklet of poetry (to impress the PTA)...
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Ivan reads a poem by an old classmate, Joe Teller.
From 1996.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Hey hey, sexy!
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humor

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8 gags.
© 1998 by Ivan Brunetti

Life's a Shithole (Table of Contents: 59)

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Guns don't kill... People do
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humor
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God Sucks Cock (Table of Contents: 60)

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Kim Thompson (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jesus loves you
Genre
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Jesus Christ
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Air Fuck (Table of Contents: 61)

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Ha ha ha ha!
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humor
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Laff It Up, You Cunts (Table of Contents: 62)

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Whoah! Sorry... I thought you were someone else.
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humor
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Baby Bitch-Boy (Table of Contents: 63)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hello? NAMBLA? Is that 'fuck-toy' position still open?
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humor
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Mommy is a Fuck-Pig (Table of Contents: 64)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I ran out of maxi-pads, so I'm gonna have to use your fuckin' face...
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humor
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[Schizo #2 cover] (Table of Contents: 65)

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Every day is a good day to die
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Dear Ivan, (Table of Contents: 66)

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Have you given any thought to getting on PROZAC™? I suppose I have to take part of the blame for encouraging this sort of thing in the comics...
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Letters from Robert Crumb (Suave, France), Dan Clowes (Berkeley, California), Peter Bagge (Seattle, Washington), Julie Doucet (Montreal, Canada), Jim Goad (Portland, Oregon), Adrian Tomine (Berkeley, California), Chris Ware (Chicago, Illinois), Joe Matt (Toronto, Canada), Seth (Toronto, Canada), Chester Brown (Toronto, Canada), Bill Griffith (San Francisco, California), Art Spiegelman (New York, New York), Mary Fleener (Encinitas, California), Jim Blanchard (Seattle, Washington), Dave Collier (Saskatoon, Canada), Diana Loevy (New York, New York), Evan Dorkin (Staten Island, New York), Tom Hart (Seattle, Washington), James Kochalka (Burlington, Vermont), Dennis Worden (San Juan Capistrano, California), Dennis Eichhorn (Port Townsend, Washington), Steve Matuszak (Minneapolis, Minnesota), Jim Siergey (Chicago, Illinois), Kaz (New York, New York), David Mazzucchelli (Hoboken, New Jersey) and Jim Woodring (Seattle, Washington). This page also includes the indicia.

Turn Your Eyes Inside and Dig the Vacuum... (Table of Contents: 67)

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I hate my life. I hate my job. I hate my hair!
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti; Jesus Christ; Death; God
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Self-Caricature, chapter 2 of 18

Six Suicides (Table of Contents: 68)

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6 "gags".
© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

A Really Bad Day at Work (Table of Contents: 69)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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Hi, honey... I'm home!
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Ain't It the Fuckin' Truth? (Table of Contents: 70)

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I wanna DIE!
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Face It: You Suck! (Table of Contents: 71)

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Daddy?
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satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Damn It All to Hell (Table of Contents: 72)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as I. Brunetti)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What an absurd, utterly pointless existence we humans must lead. Pain, suffering, hunger, death, crime, apathy...God, it's all a muddle!
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satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Go Fuck Yourself (Table of Contents: 73)

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Ungghh! UUUNNGGHHH!
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satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Lord of the Maggots (Table of Contents: 74)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Ivan B.)
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say, Bobby! Why did you mutilate yourself 1000 times and then lie in a pit of INSECT LARVAE?
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satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Mommy Hates You (Table of Contents: 75)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited) (signed as Brunetti)
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? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Listen, you little punk! I'm sick of your fuckin' bullshit! You lousy good-for-nothing dickhead!
Genre
satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Deformed, De-sexed, and Bedraggled (Table of Contents: 76)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sniff! Sob! Why did I even have to be born? O cruel fate! I curse - oh no!! Every time I cry, shit comes out of my eye!
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satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Fuckin' Fatass Loser Thirty-Year-Old Virgin Comic-Book Collector Geek With No Job (Table of Contents: 77)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I should clean out the diarrhea that's been in my underwear for 3 days
Genre
satire-parody
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

[At the Shrink] (Table of Contents: 78)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If I had my life to live all over again, I'd blow my motherfucking brains out.
Genre
humor
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

[Suicide Hotline] (Table of Contents: 79)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, no, NO! Listen to me... take the razor blade and cut parallel to your arm, not perpendicular!
Genre
humor
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

[Hanging] (Table of Contents: 80)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What th---?!? Aw, Jesus Christ, what a rotten kid! What was my good rope!
Genre
humor
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

[Handgun] (Table of Contents: 81)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I get his room!
Genre
humor
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

[The Spirally Dick] (Table of Contents: 82)

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My "Life" With Ivan "My Wife Hates Me" Brunetti (Table of Contents: 83)

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Welcome to the Val corner of the "Ival" combo, as our mutual friend "Liz" likes to refer to us.
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Ivan and Valerie / Valerie and Ivan (Table of Contents: 84)

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Here's gloomy Ivan--- He's SO fucking depressing
Genre
humor; satire-parody
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti
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4 strips, emulating the styles of "Nancy", "Blondie", "Peanuts", & "Hi & Lois".

The Incurable Optimist (Table of Contents: 85)

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I said give us all yer cash or we'll gang-rape you — got it?
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humor
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Ivan Brunetti
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If I Were Dictator of the World (Table of Contents: 86)

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God's not in heaven, and nothing's right with the world.
Genre
biography
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Ivan Brunetti
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Self-Caricature, chapter 3 of 18

Poems for Kurt (Table of Contents: 87)

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Thad Doria (compiler); ? (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All poems were found (by my friend Thad Doria) posted on the Internet in the heady days short after the Kurt Cobain suicide.
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Ivan Brunetti
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Compilation of poems in reaction to the death of Kurt Cobain.

Don't Kill Yourself (Table of Contents: 88)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey you!
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Ivan Brunetti
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Contributions to Various Periodicals (Table of Contents: 89)

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Ivan Brunetti
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Rancy (Table of Contents: 90)

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Aunt Slutzi, may I go out and play?
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satire-parody
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Nancy parody, signed Ernie Bushlapper
© 1997 by Ivan Brunetti

Peenus (Table of Contents: 91)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
No! No! No! I will not let you buttfuck me! You always MANGLE my poor ass!
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satire-parody
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Peanuts parody, signed Schvantz
© 1997 by Ivan Brunetti

Whore-Mama (Table of Contents: 92)

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Hurry up in here, you lazy hippie faggot! I gott take a dump — HOLEEE FUCK! It's huge!
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satire-parody
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Momma parody, signed Mell Lezziepus
© 1997 by Ivan Brunetti

Dennis the Shit (Table of Contents: 93)

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By the way... I lied. I do have AIDS.
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satire-parody
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Dennis the Menace parody, signed Jizzum
© 1997 by Ivan Brunetti

Family Fuckfest (Table of Contents: 94)

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Daddy cut a felch-fart!
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satire-parody
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Family Circus parody, signed Bil Kunt
© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

A Modern-Day Fable (Table of Contents: 95)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited, signed)
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Cash

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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Piles o' Fun (Table of Contents: 96)

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Kim Thompson (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jesus H. Fuck! My bunghole is a veritable infenro! Feels like I'm fartin' rocket fuel outta there!
Genre
humor
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10,000 Mile Schlong (Table of Contents: 97)

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Ouch
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humor
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"No More Tit-Fucking... You're Ruining My Cleavage." (Table of Contents: 98)

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No More Tit-Fucking... You're Ruining My Cleavage.
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humor
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Special thanks to Mr. Erick Gilbert

Wannafuck. (Table of Contents: 99)

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Jennifer Nixon (original editor)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
MTV blows... Let's see what's on the "Video Juke Box" channel...
Genre
humor
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Ivan Brunetti; Valerie Brunetti
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© 1998 by Ivan Brunetti

Music Brings Us All Closer! (Table of Contents: 100)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm into the post-rap-neo-dub-skank-metal-pop-punkabilly-funk-core-industrial stuff...
Genre
humor

[Schizo #3 cover] (Table of Contents: 101)

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Ivan Brunetti (credited)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Am I bumming your tip? Good!
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Dear Asshole: (Table of Contents: 102)

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You are so full of shit!
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Letters from Tony Kresich (Chicago, Illinois), Zero Benjamen (Brookline, Massachusetts), David St. Albans (Las Vegas, Nevada) and Rajiv Vaidya (Baltimore, Maryland). This page also includes the indicia.

Work Equals Degradation (Table of Contents: 103)

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All right, okay... Time once again to interact with other human beings... Now then, let's relax and take a deeeeep breath...
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Self-Caricature, chapter 4 of 18

Baby Dickhead (Table of Contents: 104)

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Yoo-hoo! Can I have a lock of your hair? Haha!
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Queefy (Table of Contents: 105)

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Mmfffthhfpfrrpfbrrpffrfmmthffp
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My Mother, the Choad (Table of Contents: 106)

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Hey, Joey! What'll you trade me for this rookie Wade Boggs card?
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You Smell Like Dog Shit (Table of Contents: 107)

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Holee shit, kiddo!! You're covered head to toe with severed penises!! What happened, sport?
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Well-Hung Wiseacre Hubby (Table of Contents: 108)

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Ooh, sorry, honey... was that your soup?
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

Homo Trap: 2012 A.D. (Table of Contents: 109)

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Ethcuse me, thweetie! Are you a "donut-bumper"?
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

Gruff but Kindly Old Ass-Huffer (Table of Contents: 110)

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Okay, boys! Here's $20! Now take a dump into those ziploc bags and give 'em to me!!
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

L'il Lezz (Table of Contents: 111)

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Shit! There's never anything good on — Whoa! Hello, hello, hello! It's that Kirk Douglas movie where Lauren Bacall is obviously "bi"! Cool!
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

Daddy's a Hooker (Table of Contents: 112)

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Hey, pops! Can I borrow the car tonight? I've got a hot date!
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Cuckold Joe (Table of Contents: 113)

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Say, Joe, buddy... you don't mind if I rape your wife, do ya?
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

Jiminy Cocksucker (Table of Contents: 114)

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Blow-job! Twenty bucks! Get yer blow-jobs right 'ere!
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© 1996 by Ivan Brunetti

Dr. Prick (Table of Contents: 115)

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Caesarean? Did you say caesarean? I thought you said "abortion"!
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Group Therapy (Table of Contents: 116)

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I'm... uh... traumatized 'cause my dad raped me as a child...
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© 1995 by Ivan Brunetti

Every Little Boy's Dream (Table of Contents: 117)

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I hate you, daddy!
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Chock Full o' Cunts (Table of Contents: 118)

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Golly gee gosh willikers! My body has developed a series of randomly growing vaginas!
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If Chicks Had Dicks (Table of Contents: 119)

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Jesus Christ! I hate having my period! My testicles get such nasty cramps!
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[Movie Night] (Table of Contents: 120)

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Fuck you! Fuck this movie! What a fuckin' piece of shit! This sucks!
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[Disgusting] (Table of Contents: 121)

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Yeah, then I brutally tore up that five-year-old's asshole with my cock-extender and pissed into his mouth...
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[Constipation] (Table of Contents: 122)

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Shit, I really hate being constipated!
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[Politics] (Table of Contents: 123)

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What a world... I am so fucking sick and tired of all this repressive hetero/breeder/white male/patriarchy bullshit, man!
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Drugs Are Funny (Table of Contents: 124)

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...in all the colors of a psychedelic seizure
Genre
humor
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5 cartoons "Junkies Suck", "Harshin' My Buzz", "Fuckin' Baseheads, Man", "Way Too Much Acid", "Someone Gave the Cat PCP" + 1 comic strip "My Pal's on Crack".
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Miscellaneous Color Pieces (Table of Contents: 125)

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There... my screenplay's finally finish — Hey!
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From 2000.

That Darn Class Struggle (Table of Contents: 126)

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Yes, yes, Jenkins, I understand... But, you see, when we say 'casual Friday', we don't actually MEAN 'casual Friday.'
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5 gags

The Future of Entertainment (Table of Contents: 127)

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The Internet will serve as host to a parasitic population connected by the contagion of communication through infinite web sites [...]
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Chris Ware - The Last Great Cartoonist (Table of Contents: 128)

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Hmmm... Drawing a pastiche of "ACME" is gonna be tougher than a boiled owl... *TSK*

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Cartoons and comics mimicking the style of Chris Ware.

The Dancing Queen (Table of Contents: 129)

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The other italian women in the neighborhood cruelly called her La Ciota ("The Ass").
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Who's Your eBay™ Nemesis? (Table of Contents: 130)

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"Alf-lover@aol.com."
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NOTE: The term "eBay nemesis" was coined by genius D.G. Clowes of Berkeley, CA.

How To Stop Telemarketers (Table of Contents: 131)

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You know all the signs: the inappropriately timed call...
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How Did This Happen? (Table of Contents: 132)

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I mean, I'm one of those people who can barely operate a toaster...
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[The Flower] (Table of Contents: 133)

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[Question Mark] (Table of Contents: 134)

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The Thurber Carnivore (Table of Contents: 135)

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22 gags in the style of James Thurber + 2 comics strips "James Thurber • 1934" and "Author's Footnote A.D. 2002".
"The Thurber Carnivore" copyright © 2002, 2007 by Ben Schwartz and Ivan Brunetti.

The Thurber Scorecard (Table of Contents: 136)

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Charles Thurber; Mary "Mame" Thurber; James Thurber; Eva Prout; Althea Adams; Harold Ross; Helen Wismer; Rosemary Thurber

The Night the Writer Fell (Table of Contents: 137)

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Some background: It is 1961 - James Thurber is angst-ridden when his play "A Thurber Carnival" closes.
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James Thurber; Helen Wismer

32 Drunks (Table of Contents: 138)

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Mellow
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"32 Drunks" was originally self-published by the author as an 8-page mini-comic.

Scenes From a Comic "Con", Chicago 2003 (Table of Contents: 139)

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Holy bargains!
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About the Author (Table of Contents: 140)

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Ivan Brunetti was born in a small town in Italy on October 3, 1967.
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Table of Contents
  1. 0. Misery Loves Comedy
  2. 1. [no title indexed]
  3. 2. ["Misery loves comedy"]
  4. 3. Contents
  5. 4. Introduction
  6. 5. [Schizo #1 cover]
  7. 6. Schizo #1 contents
  8. 7. ["Should you desire to write me, please do not hesitate to do so..."]
  9. 8. A Manifesto, of Sorts
  10. 9. Why Every Single Person in the Entire World Could Be Instantaneously Obliterated From the Face of the Planet and I Wouldn’t Turn To Look Even if There Were a Loud Noise or I Hate You. I Hate You All!
    Self-Caricature
  11. 10. My Bloody Anus
    The Funnies
  12. 11. Drink My Piss, Motherfucker
    The Funnies
  13. 12. The Square
    The Funnies
  14. 13. Ain't She a Cunt?
    The Funnies
  15. 14. Her Vagina Had Teeth
    The Funnies
  16. 15. Oops
    The Funnies
  17. 16. Grandpa Needs Dildos
    The Funnies
  18. 17. Please Hurt My Oversized Testicles
    The Funnies
  19. 18. Dim-Witted Genetic Atrocity With a Big Hard-On
    The Funnies
  20. 19. Pontiff in My Pants
    The Funnies
  21. 20. Mass Murderers Are Pretty Cool
    The Funnies
  22. 21. Pardon My Sodomy, Son
    The Funnies
  23. 22. Ms. Ann Thrope
    The Funnies
  24. 23. The Nun With Two Dicks
    The Funnies
  25. 24. Neal Liszt
    The Funnies
  26. 25. Don't Even Ask
    The Funnies
  27. 26. Fifty-Pound Clitoris
    The Funnies
  28. 27. Yessir, I'm Just Another Completely Screwed-Up Catholic Boy
  29. 28. Please Kill Me!
  30. 29. The Ivan Ailment Chart
  31. 30. I Love Girls
  32. 31. "...And I Have Elaborate Torture Plans for All of Them"
  33. 32. [Date Rape]
    L'il Reactionary
  34. 33. [Social Darwinism]
    L'il Reactionary
  35. 34. [Imperialism]
    L'il Reactionary
  36. 35. Hrrlfk! 1,784 Things That Make Me Vomit
  37. 36. Life is Shit
  38. 37. Six Reasons Why I Wish I Had Been Man Ray
  39. 38. Bonus Gag Strip
  40. 39. The Schizo Profile
  41. 40. Everything Sucks
  42. 41. Horrifying Early Work
  43. 42. Stumpy That Lovable Multiple Amputee
    The Funnies
  44. 43. Fatso With Titties
    The Funnies
  45. 44. Cute and Cuddly Motherfuckers
    The Funnies
  46. 45. Barbed Wire in My Piss Groove
    The Funnies
  47. 46. Abusive, Alcoholic Dad
    The Funnies
  48. 47. Neo-Nazi Pup
    The Funnies
  49. 48. Fuck You
    The Funnies
  50. 49. Aborted Fetus With a Badass Attitude
    The Funnies
  51. 50. "We Wanna Rock"
    The Crack Babies
  52. 51. Despair
    The Funnies
  53. 52. Brutality
    The Funnies
  54. 53. Pain
    The Funnies
  55. 54. Misery
    The Funnies
  56. 55. Sex
    The Funnies
  57. 56. Death
    The Funnies
  58. 57. Revenge of a Purple Garden Hose
  59. 58. ["Hey hey, sexy!"]
  60. 59. Life's a Shithole
  61. 60. God Sucks Cock
  62. 61. Air Fuck
  63. 62. Laff It Up, You Cunts
  64. 63. Baby Bitch-Boy
  65. 64. Mommy is a Fuck-Pig
  66. 65. [Schizo #2 cover]
  67. 66. Dear Ivan,
  68. 67. Turn Your Eyes Inside and Dig the Vacuum...
    Self-Caricature
  69. 68. Six Suicides
  70. 69. A Really Bad Day at Work
    The Funnies
  71. 70. Ain't It the Fuckin' Truth?
    The Funnies
  72. 71. Face It: You Suck!
    The Funnies
  73. 72. Damn It All to Hell
    The Funnies
  74. 73. Go Fuck Yourself
    The Funnies
  75. 74. Lord of the Maggots
    The Funnies
  76. 75. Mommy Hates You
    The Funnies
  77. 76. Deformed, De-sexed, and Bedraggled
    The Funnies
  78. 77. Fuckin' Fatass Loser Thirty-Year-Old Virgin Comic-Book Collector Geek With No Job
    The Funnies
  79. 78. [At the Shrink]
  80. 79. [Suicide Hotline]
  81. 80. [Hanging]
  82. 81. [Handgun]
  83. 82. [The Spirally Dick]
  84. 83. My "Life" With Ivan "My Wife Hates Me" Brunetti
  85. 84. Ivan and Valerie / Valerie and Ivan
  86. 85. The Incurable Optimist
    Ivey-Wivey
  87. 86. If I Were Dictator of the World
    Self-Caricature
  88. 87. Poems for Kurt
  89. 88. Don't Kill Yourself
  90. 89. Contributions to Various Periodicals
  91. 90. Rancy
    The Funnies
  92. 91. Peenus
    The Funnies
  93. 92. Whore-Mama
    The Funnies
  94. 93. Dennis the Shit
    The Funnies
  95. 94. Family Fuckfest
    The Funnies
  96. 95. A Modern-Day Fable
  97. 96. Piles o' Fun
    Smelly Ass & Fisty
  98. 97. 10,000 Mile Schlong
  99. 98. "No More Tit-Fucking... You're Ruining My Cleavage."
  100. 99. Wannafuck.
  101. 100. Music Brings Us All Closer!
  102. 101. [Schizo #3 cover]
  103. 102. Dear Asshole:
  104. 103. Work Equals Degradation
    Self-Caricature
  105. 104. Baby Dickhead
    The Funnies
  106. 105. Queefy
    The Funnies
  107. 106. My Mother, the Choad
    The Funnies
  108. 107. You Smell Like Dog Shit
    The Funnies
  109. 108. Well-Hung Wiseacre Hubby
    The Funnies
  110. 109. Homo Trap: 2012 A.D.
    The Funnies
  111. 110. Gruff but Kindly Old Ass-Huffer
    The Funnies
  112. 111. L'il Lezz
    The Funnies
  113. 112. Daddy's a Hooker
    The Funnies
  114. 113. Cuckold Joe
    The Funnies
  115. 114. Jiminy Cocksucker
    The Funnies
  116. 115. Dr. Prick
    The Funnies
  117. 116. Group Therapy
    The Funnies
  118. 117. Every Little Boy's Dream
    The Funnies
  119. 118. Chock Full o' Cunts
    The Funnies
  120. 119. If Chicks Had Dicks
    The Funnies
  121. 120. [Movie Night]
    Draper Dyke and Captain Boyfuck
  122. 121. [Disgusting]
    Draper Dyke and Captain Boyfuck
  123. 122. [Constipation]
    Draper Dyke and Captain Boyfuck
  124. 123. [Politics]
    Draper Dyke and Captain Boyfuck
  125. 124. Drugs Are Funny
  126. 125. Miscellaneous Color Pieces
  127. 126. That Darn Class Struggle
  128. 127. The Future of Entertainment
  129. 128. Chris Ware - The Last Great Cartoonist
  130. 129. The Dancing Queen
  131. 130. Who's Your eBay™ Nemesis?
  132. 131. How To Stop Telemarketers
  133. 132. How Did This Happen?
  134. 133. [The Flower]
  135. 134. [Question Mark]
  136. 135. The Thurber Carnivore
  137. 136. The Thurber Scorecard
  138. 137. The Night the Writer Fell
  139. 138. 32 Drunks
  140. 139. Scenes From a Comic "Con", Chicago 2003
  141. 140. About the Author
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