Mad's Al Jaffee Spews Out Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions #T4987

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Inside front and back covers are blank, and there are other blank pages between various chapters.

Introduction (Table of Contents: 2)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

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?

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typeset

Synopsis:

Instructions on the use of this book.

More MAD Humor From Signet (Table of Contents: 3) (Expand) /

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

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publishing information

Dedication (Table of Contents: 6)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

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typeset

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humor

Synopsis:

Al dedicates the book to himself.

Foreword (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script:

Donna Zink; Johnny Hart; Larry Siegel; Allen Saunders; Earle Doud; Stan Lee; Jerry De Fuccio; Al Feldstein

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typeset

Synopsis:

Thoughts on this book from various other writers.

Indexer Notes

Donna Zink is listed as Secretary to Steve Allen.

["Are You Asleep?"] (Table of Contents: 8)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Did You Catch That?"] (Table of Contents: 9)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Young Man, Do You Work Here?"] (Table of Contents: 10)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Am I Sexy, Henry?"] (Table of Contents: 11)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It Snowing?"] (Table of Contents: 12)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

The Great "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Murder Mystery (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Synopsis:

A woman murders her husband and is executed for the crime.

More Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions (Table of Contents: 14)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Been Swimming?"] (Table of Contents: 15)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Putting Up A New Antenna, George?"] (Table of Contents: 16)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Going On A Trip?"] (Table of Contents: 17)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Why Do You Want To Marry My Daughter?"] (Table of Contents: 18)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Are You On The Phone?"] (Table of Contents: 19)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

"Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Goes West (Table of Contents: 20)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 9 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Synopsis:

After a barroom fight, the bully asks the stupid question.

Still More Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions (Table of Contents: 21)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Were you Held Up?"] (Table of Contents: 22)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It Raining?"] (Table of Contents: 23)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It OK To Smoke?"] (Table of Contents: 24)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It Safe?"] (Table of Contents: 25)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Table For How Many?"] (Table of Contents: 26)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

A "Snappy Answer To Some Stupid Questions" That Backfired (Table of Contents: 27)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Rock Hudson; Ziglveit B. Shtoonk

Back To Those Plain (Yecch) "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 28)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Are You Going Out In This Kind Of Weather?"] (Table of Contents: 29)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Lose Something?"] (Table of Contents: 30)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Will You Take A Letter, Miss Forbush?"] (Table of Contents: 31)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["What's New?"] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Did I Do Something Wrong, Officer?"] (Table of Contents: 33)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Out Of This World Snappy Answer To A Stupid Question (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script:

Al Jaffee

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Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Synopsis:

Unexpected glitch in meeting of two orbiting space capsules.

Back To Still More (Yecch) "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 35)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Are They Twins?"] (Table of Contents: 36)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Trying To Break Out, Eh?"] (Table of Contents: 37)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Were You Scared?"] (Table of Contents: 38)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is This The Road To Blechville?"] (Table of Contents: 39)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is The Soup Too Hot?"] (Table of Contents: 40)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Are You Smoking, Tommy?"] (Table of Contents: 41)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

A Romantic "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Love Story (Table of Contents: 42)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Synopsis:

Snappy answers get the girl every time.

Once Again, Let's Return To Still More (Yecch) "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 43)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Is This Your Little Girl, Mr. Gribbish?"] (Table of Contents: 44)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Are You Going To Vote?"] (Table of Contents: 45)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Do You Take This Man To Be Your Lawfully Wedded Husband?"] (Table of Contents: 46)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Did You Sit In Wet Paint?"] (Table of Contents: 47)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["What Are You Guys Trying To Do, Make Trouble?"] (Table of Contents: 48)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

A "Snappy Answer To A Stupid Question" Because It Is There (Table of Contents: 49)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 10 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Synopsis:

A mountain climber overuses the phrase "...because it is there."

Through History With "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 50)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Are We Gonig To Fight The British, Sir?"] (Table of Contents: 51)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze; Al Jaffee

Inks:

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze; Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

George Washington

Indexer Notes

Image is a reworked version of the painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware" by Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze.

["Are We Retreating From Moscow, Mon General?"] (Table of Contents: 52)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier; Al Jaffee

Inks:

Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier; Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Napoleon Bonaparte

Indexer Notes

Image is a reworked version of Napoleon on Campaign by Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier.

["Come Here, Watson - I Need You"] (Table of Contents: 53)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

? (photo); Al Jaffee

Inks:

? (photo); Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Alexander Graham Bell

Indexer Notes

Image a reworked version of an old photo of Alexander Graham Bell speaking into a phone.

["Did We Lose?"] (Table of Contents: 54)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Associated Press (photo); Al Jaffee

Inks:

Associated Press (photo); Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Mamoru Shigemitsu; General Umezu

Indexer Notes

Image is a detail from a photo (http://framework.latimes.com/2010/09/01/world-war-ii/#/5) of the Japanese surrender delegation onboard the USS Missouri.

Stinging Comebacks To "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 55)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Goin' Skatin'?"] (Table of Contents: 56)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Are You Married?"] (Table of Contents: 57)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is That You, Spencer?"] (Table of Contents: 58)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Care To Dance?"] (Table of Contents: 59)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Doing Some Shopping?"] (Table of Contents: 60)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is This Texas?"] (Table of Contents: 61)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Some Very Unlikely "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 62)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Hello - Can You Hear Me?"] (Table of Contents: 63)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["What Do You Owe Your Long Life To?"] (Table of Contents: 64)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It In Good Shape?"] (Table of Contents: 65)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

At Last! The Last of The Plain (Yecch) "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" (Table of Contents: 66)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Chapter title page.

["Did I Hurt You?"] (Table of Contents: 67)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Is It Quicksand?"] (Table of Contents: 68)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Are You Drunk?"] (Table of Contents: 69)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

["Your Kids?"] (Table of Contents: 70)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

A Happy Ending To A "Snappy Answer To Stupid A Question" (Table of Contents: 71)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Pencils:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Inks:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Characters:

Al Jaffee

Synopsis:

Al gets a bang out of his own stupid question.

["Is This The Back Cover Of The Book?"] (Table of Contents: 72)

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

Colors:

?

Letters:

typeset

Genre:

humor

Indexer Notes

Cartoon with promo for this book, on back cover.