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- Instructions on the use of this book.
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- Al Jaffee
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- Al dedicates the book to himself.
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- Donna Zink; Johnny Hart; Larry Siegel; Allen Saunders; Earle Doud; Stan Lee; Jerry De Fuccio; Al Feldstein
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- Thoughts on this book from various other writers.
Donna Zink is listed as Secretary to Steve Allen.
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- Are You Asleep?
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- Did You Catch That?
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- Young Man, Do You Work Here?
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- Am I Sexy, Henry?
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- Is It Snowing?
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- A woman murders her husband and is executed for the crime.
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- Been Swimming?
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- Putting Up A New Antenna, George?
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- Going On A Trip?
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- Why Do You Want To Marry My Daughter?
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- Are You On The Phone?
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- After a barroom fight, the bully asks the stupid question.
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- Were you Held Up?
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- Is It Raining?
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- Is It OK To Smoke?
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- Is It Safe?
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- Table For How Many?
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- Rock Hudson; Ziglveit B. Shtoonk
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- Are You Going Out In This Kind Of Weather?
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- Lose Something?
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- Will You Take A Letter, Miss Forbush?
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- What's New?
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- Did I Do Something Wrong, Officer?
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- Unexpected glitch in meeting of two orbiting space capsules.
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- Are They Twins?
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- Trying To Break Out, Eh?
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- Were You Scared?
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- Is This The Road To Blechville?
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- Is The Soup Too Hot?
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- Are You Smoking, Tommy?
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- Snappy answers get the girl every time.
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- Is This Your Little Girl, Mr. Gribbish?
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- Are You Going To Vote?
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- Do You Take This Man To Be Your Lawfully Wedded Husband?
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- Did You Sit In Wet Paint?
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- What Are You Guys Trying To Do, Make Trouble?
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- A mountain climber overuses the phrase "...because it is there."
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- Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze; Al Jaffee
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- Are We Gonig To Fight The British, Sir?
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- George Washington
Image is a reworked version of the painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware" by Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze.
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- Are We Retreating From Moscow, Mon General?
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- Napoleon Bonaparte
Image is a reworked version of Napoleon on Campaign by Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier.
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- Come Here, Watson - I Need You
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- Alexander Graham Bell
Image a reworked version of an old photo of Alexander Graham Bell speaking into a phone.
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- Did We Lose?
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- Mamoru Shigemitsu; General Umezu
Image is a detail from a photo (http://framework.latimes.com/2010/09/01/world-war-ii/#/5) of the Japanese surrender delegation onboard the USS Missouri.
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- Goin' Skatin'?
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- Are You Married?
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- Is That You, Spencer?
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- Care To Dance?
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- Doing Some Shopping?
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- Is This Texas?
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- Hello - Can You Hear Me?
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- What Do You Owe Your Long Life To?
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- Is It In Good Shape?
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- Did I Hurt You?
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- Is It Quicksand?
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- Are You Drunk?
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- Your Kids?
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- Al gets a bang out of his own stupid question.
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- Is This The Back Cover Of The Book?
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Cartoon with promo for this book, on back cover.