(September 2011)

Ted Valley, 2009 Series
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Volume
1
Price
0.00 FREE
Pages
24
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
RanTed Publications LLC
Editing
Randy Zimmerman

Issue Notes

Front page is folded in half for newsstand display.

The Cardinal Vs. The Warthog! (Table of Contents)

The Cardinal / cover / 0.5 page (report information)

Pencils
K. J. Kolka (signed); various (see notes)
Inks
K. J. Kolka (signed); various (see notes)
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
typeset

Genre
superhero
Characters
The Cardinal [Rich Benton]; The Warthog [Harry]; Lio; Hollybane Wreathburner; Flash Gordon; Judge Dredd; LindyJax

Indexer Notes

Includes a photo of last year's Bike To The Bricks festival in downtown Flint, MI.
Except for The Cardinal, art is excerpts from each strip, by their creators.

You Are Invited To "An Evening With Patti Smith" (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

Mott Community College / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

CitySpeak / text article / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dayne Walling
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Characters
Dayne Walling
Synopsis
Flint's Mayor discusses the good response from citizens volunteering in new policing initiatives.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3) (Expand) /

Detroit Fanfare / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

A Great Value Every Day! (Table of Contents: 4) (Expand) /

Little Caesars / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

All Judgements Are Final (Table of Contents: 5)

Hardin / cartoon / 0.36 page (report information)

Script
Patrick Hardin (signed)
Pencils
Patrick Hardin (signed)
Inks
Patrick Hardin (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Sentences in court are pronounced for defendants including an angel, a nudist, and a mime.

Indexer Notes

4 cartoons.
Unsure if these are reprints or not; Patrick Hardin's work has appeared in many publications including Harvard Business Review, Accountancy, Forbes, Harper's, Best, and Good Housekeeping.

Subscribe! (Table of Contents: 6) (Expand) /

Flint Comix / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.14 page (report information)

Editorial (Table of Contents: 7)

text article / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Randy Zimmerman
Letters
ty

Genre
non-fiction
Synopsis
Randy discusses his regrets that he couldn't fit everything into this issue.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 0.1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Credits, copyrights, and indicia.

Bring It Fest (Table of Contents: 9)

text article / 0.375 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Synopsis
Information on the upcoming Bring It Fest performing arts festival in Flint, MI.

Indexer Notes

1 photo

Free Soda! (Table of Contents: 10) (Expand) /

The Lunch Studio / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[Operator's Manual] (Table of Contents: 11)

Lio / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mark Tatulli
Pencils
Mark Tatulli
Inks
Mark Tatulli
Letters
Mark Tatulli

Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Lio; Ishmael (Lio's Squid); Eva Rose; Lio's father; Cybil (Lio's cat); Fritz (Lio's plant); The Rocketeer
Synopsis
Lio continues his usual weird life, annoying the neighbors, Eva Rose, and his father, being annoyed by his pets, and he steals the Rocketeer's jet pack and spends some time visiting the world's biggest stuff.
Reprints
  • from Lio newspaper daily strip (Universal Press Syndicate) 2011.05.05 - 2011.05.25

Indexer Notes

18 strips on various pages.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12) (Expand) /

Instant Copy Center / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13) (Expand) /

Tina's Sweet Delights / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

The Tale of The LindyJax and the Nowhere Spectator (Table of Contents: 14)

LindyJax / comic story / 1.5 pages (report information)

Script
Randy Zimmerman
Pencils
Randy Zimmerman
Inks
Randy Zimmerman
Letters
Randy Zimmerman

Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Characters
LindyJax; Pomp; spectator
Synopsis
LindyJax gives the ultimate doorknob to a bored woman, who uses it to enter a more comfortable empty space.

Home of The Baker's Dozen! (Table of Contents: 15) (Expand) /

Donna's Donuts / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

The Great American Summer Hatecation (Table of Contents: 16)

The McCree Decree / text article / 0.375 page (report information)

Script
Bryan McCree
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Bryan McCree
Synopsis
Bryan discusses the problems of vacationing with an extended family.

Mark Your Calendars! You've Been Warned! (Table of Contents: 17) (Expand) /

Flint Comixcon / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.125 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18) (Expand) /

Paul's Pipe & Tobacco Shop / advertisement / 0.1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

Parenting on the Edge / cartoon / 0.15 page (report information)

Script
William Messner-Loebs (signed)
Pencils
William Messner-Loebs (signed)
Inks
William Messner-Loebs (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Baby Wants T'go Outside
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy is dragging his younger sibling.

Over 50,000 Back Issues On Display! (Table of Contents: 20) (Expand) /

The Amazing Book Store / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

Stay Fit In Body And Mind! (Table of Contents: 21) (Expand) /

Yoga Loft / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

The Amazing Cynicalman / comic story / 0.375 page (report information)

Script
Matt Feazell; Jim Mackey
Pencils
Matt Feazell
Inks
Matt Feazell
Letters
Matt Feazell

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I Tried To Get My Boss To Let Me Work At Home
Genre
humor
Characters
Waldo; Cynicalman; Maw Headbanger; Paw Headbanger; Globulonians
Synopsis
Waldo complains about work; the Headbangers misinterpret song lyrics, and aliens from Globulon land.

Indexer Notes

3 strip scopyright 2011.
Only the Headbanger strip is credited to Jim Mackey.

[It Is A Busy Afternoon At Familiar Place] (Table of Contents: 23)

Familiar Place / comic story / 0.875 page (report information)

Script
Susan Van Camp
Pencils
Susan Van Camp
Inks
Susan Van Camp
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Jeanie; Hollybane Wreathburner; Boopsie
Synopsis
Boopsie orders the dragon tears tea despite the side effects.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

Out On A Limb / cartoon / 0.062 page (report information)

Script
Gary Kopervas (signed)
Pencils
Gary Kopervas (signed)
Inks
Gary Kopervas (signed)
Letters
Gary Kopervas (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So General, What Did The Dentist Say After Your Check-Up?
Genre
humor
Characters
George Washington
Synopsis
A joke about George Washington's wooden teeth.
Reprints
  • from Out On A Limb newspaper daily strip (King Features Syndicate) 2011

Indexer Notes

1 strip

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

The Spats / cartoon / 0.063 page (report information)

Script
Jeff Pickering
Pencils
Jeff Pickering
Inks
Jeff Pickering
Letters
Jeff Pickering

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've Decided To Forgive You and Stop Ignoring You
Genre
humor
Characters
Harold Spat; Mrs. Spat
Synopsis
Harold didn't know his wife was ignoring him.
Reprints
  • from The Spats newspaper daily strip (King Features Syndicate) 2011

Indexer Notes

1 strip

The Adventures of Cletus & Maw (Table of Contents: 26) (Expand) /

Van's Hydro Inc. / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

Puzzles (Table of Contents: 27)

Weekly Sudoku; Scramblers; Magic Maze; Super Crossword; King Crossword; CryptoQuip; CryptoQuote; Go Figure! / activity / 1.062 pages (report information)

Script
Linda Thistle; ?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Page of puzzles syndicated by King Features Syndicate.

Indexer Notes

Solutions are on page 22 and are included in this page count.
One cartoon used in Scramblers.

Flint's Home of Comics (Table of Contents: 28) (Expand) /

Comic Relief / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[The Wrath of The Warthog part 2] (Table of Contents: 29)

The Cardinal / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
K. J. Kolka (signed)
Pencils
K. J. Kolka (signed)
Inks
K. J. Kolka (signed)
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
K. J. Kolka (signed)

Genre
superhero
Characters
The Cardinal [Rich Benton]; Dr. Frehct; The Warthog [Harry]; Kathy; Chris; Laurie; Detective Truth
Synopsis
Rich is worried that he is not good enough for Chris and has been avoiding her. Meanwhile, something goes wrong the Dr. Frehct's experiments on Harry.
Reprints
  • from The Cardinal webcomic (http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=csfjg&uc_full_date=20110417) (through 20110605) 2011.04.17 - 2011.06.05

Indexer Notes

8 strips

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30) (Expand) /

Michigan Window Tinting & Fine Arts / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

Bike To The Bricks (Table of Contents: 31)

Bike To The Bricks / text article / 1.25 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Synopsis
Maps, schedule of events, sponsors, and a photo of the Bike To The Bricks motorcycle festival.

Live Music Saturdays (Table of Contents: 32) (Expand) /

White Horse Tavern / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33) (Expand) /

Flint Horror Convention / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

Flash Gordon / comic story / 0.6 page (report information)

Script
Jim Keefe
Pencils
Jim Keefe
Inks
Jim Keefe
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The Mask of Tao...
Genre
science fiction
Characters
Flash Gordon; Dale Arden; Dr. Hans Zarkov; Choong-Li; Azura; General Kallop; Lisa Meunich; Durok (holographic image only)
Synopsis
General Kallop recovers from his possession by Choong-Li. Meanwhile, King Barin's guards discover that Durok has escaped, and on earth, Lisa Meunich has a bad day with a connection to the planet Mongo.
Reprints
  • from Flash Gordon newspaper Sunday strip (King Features Syndicate) 2011

Indexer Notes

4 strips

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

Baujahr! / comic story / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Levi Krause
Pencils
Levi Krause
Inks
Levi Krause
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
Levi Krause

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Heh! I Dig A Good Flash-Mob!
Genre
fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Baujahr; Jeff; a blob
Synopsis
A purple blob gives Baujahr and Jeff directions.

Indexer Notes

Strips are 86-88 of story.
These strips are published approximately simultaneously at http://dontaskcomics.blogspot.com/.

September 2011 (Table of Contents: 36)

The Astral Meadow / text article / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Lynda Forbes
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Horoscopes for September 2011.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37) (Expand) /

Galaxy Comics / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

Play Better Golf With Jack Nicklaus / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Jack Nicklaus; Ken Bodwen
Pencils
Jim McQueen [as JM] (signed)
Inks
Jim McQueen [as JM] (signed)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How Often Should A Golfer Take Lessons?
Genre
non-fiction
Characters
Jack Nicklaus
Synopsis
Tips on golfing.
Reprints
  • from Play Better Golf With Jack Nicklaus (King Features Syndicate) 2011.07.25, 2011.08.01, 2011.08.08, 2011.08.15

Indexer Notes

4 strips.
Credits taken from a paperback compilation of the strips.

Looking For A Challenge? (Table of Contents: 39) (Expand) /

B.C. Comix / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

Jimpy (Table of Contents: 40)

Judge Dredd / comic story / 2.25 pages (report information)

Script
John Wagner ?; Alan Grant ?
Pencils
Ron Smith
Inks
Ron Smith
Letters
?

Job Number
3171 to 3212
Genre
science fiction
Characters
Judge Dredd [Joe Dredd]; Chief Judge Volt; Judge Hershey; Judge Hackman; Kleggs
Synopsis
Judge Dredd goes back in time to stop himself from making a mistake that will destroy Mega City.
Reprints
  • from The Daily Star daily strips (Northern and Shell Media Publications, 1981 series) 1996

Indexer Notes

41 strips.
Copyright Fleetway Editions Ltd., 1996.
Currently distributed by Universal Uclick.

Moonlight And Magnolias (Table of Contents: 41) (Expand) /

Vertigo Theatrics / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

Serving Flint And Genesee County for Over 60 Years (Table of Contents: 42) (Expand) /

Battiste's Temple Dining Room & Catering / advertisement / 0.15 page (report information)

We Make Shirts (Table of Contents: 43) (Expand) /

Ram Studios / advertisement / 0.15 page (report information)

Moonlight And Magnolias (Table of Contents: 44)

text article / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Ron Hutchinson
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Synopsis
Information on the next production of Vertigo Theatrics.

[Some Unintended Consequences of Back To The Bricks...] (Table of Contents: 45)

Corrigan's Flint / cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Mark Corrigan
Pencils
Mark Corrigan
Inks
Mark Corrigan
Letters
Mark Corrigan

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Strange happenings in downtown Flint, MI.

Indexer Notes

2 cartoons

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46) (Expand) /

Flint Optical / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Hocus-Focus / activity / 0.125 page (report information)

Script
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Pencils
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Inks
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Find the differences puzzles.
Reprints
  • from Hocus-Focus newspaper strip (King Features Syndicate) 2011

Indexer Notes

2 puzzles

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

Mama's Boyz / comic story / 0.187 page (report information)

Script
Jerry Craft (signed)
Pencils
Jerry Craft (signed)
Inks
Jerry Craft (signed)
Letters
Jerry Craft (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If I Win Two More Games I'll Unlock My Favorite Player!
Genre
humor
Characters
Yusuf Porter; Tyrell Porter
Synopsis
The boys are playing video games and discussing how to read manga.
Reprints
  • From Mama Boyz newspaper daily strip (King Features Syndicate) 2011

Indexer Notes

2 strips on various pages

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

Bludgeoner The Bunny Butcher / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Gemma Amendola Keech
Pencils
Gemma Amendola Keech
Inks
Gemma Amendola Keech
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Someone's Been Complaining...
Genre
humor
Characters
Bludgeoner; Sir P.B. Frog
Synopsis
Bludgeoner misspells words as an artistic expression.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

Argyl Sweater [Argyle Sweater] / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Scott Hilburn
Pencils
Scott Hilburn
Inks
Scott Hilburn
Letters
Scott Hilburn

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thirty-seven Beers And I Don't Feel A Thing
Genre
humor
Characters
Wicked Witch [Elphaba]; Old McDonald; Louis Armstrong; Miles Davis; Dizzy Gillespie; Wynton Marsalis; Chuck Mangione; Elvis Presley; Blondie Bumstead; Robinson Crusoe; Friday; Larry King; Carrot Top
Synopsis
Lots of talking animals, history and literature gone wrong, the Legends of Brass, and a website called Craigsfist.
Reprints
  • From Argyle Sweater newspaper daily strip (Universal Press Syndicate) 2011.05.02 - 2011.05.30

Indexer Notes

19 strips. Strip logo reads "Argyl Sweater."

Daily Lunch Specials (Table of Contents: 51) (Expand) /

Tia Pelita's / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

An Evening With Patti Smith (Table of Contents: 52)

text article / 0.375 page (report information)

Script
Michael Kelly
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Characters
Patti Smith
Synopsis
Short biography of celebrity Patti Smith and information on her upcoming appearance at Mott Community College.

Flint Horror Con (Table of Contents: 53)

Flint Horror Convention / text article / 0.188 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction
Synopsis
Information on the upcoming performance.

Free Bag of Chips! (Table of Contents: 54) (Expand) /

Hoffman's Deco Deli & Cafe / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55) (Expand) /

Zimm Graphix / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

Home Of The White Potato Pie (Table of Contents: 56) (Expand) /

Rolls 'R' Ready / advertisement / 0.125 page (report information)

Help Wanted (Table of Contents: 57) (Expand) /

Flint Comix / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.25 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

ArDuffle / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Joshua Swanagon (signed)
Pencils
Joshua Swanagon (signed)
Inks
Joshua Swanagon (signed)
Colors
Zimm Graphix
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Because The Voices Demand It
Genre
humor
Characters
ArDuffle
Synopsis
ArDuffle answers readers questions, including "Why?", and regarding inter-species dating.

Indexer Notes

7 strips

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59) (Expand) /

Economy Print And Graphics / advertisement / 0.25 page (report information)

100 Years of Chevrolet (Table of Contents: 60) (Expand) /

advertisement / 0.188 page (report information)

Over 2,000 Jobs And $500,000,000 of Investment (Table of Contents: 61) (Expand) /

Re-Elect Mayor Dayne Walling / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

Home Of The Torch Burger (Table of Contents: 62) (Expand) /

The Torch / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. The Cardinal Vs. The Warthog!
    The Cardinal
  2. 1. You Are Invited To "An Evening With Patti Smith"
    Mott Community College
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
    CitySpeak
  4. 3. [no title indexed]
    Detroit Fanfare
  5. 4. A Great Value Every Day!
    Little Caesars
  6. 5. All Judgements Are Final
    Hardin
  7. 6. Subscribe!
    Flint Comix
  8. 7. Editorial
  9. 8. [no title indexed]
  10. 9. Bring It Fest
  11. 10. Free Soda!
    The Lunch Studio
  12. 11. [Operator's Manual]
    Lio
  13. 12. ["Hey! Isn't It About Time We Put A Limit On Full Color Copies For A Quarter?!?"]
    Instant Copy Center
  14. 13. [no title indexed]
    Tina's Sweet Delights
  15. 14. The Tale of The LindyJax and the Nowhere Spectator
    LindyJax
  16. 15. Home of The Baker's Dozen!
    Donna's Donuts
  17. 16. The Great American Summer Hatecation
    The McCree Decree
  18. 17. Mark Your Calendars! You've Been Warned!
    Flint Comixcon
  19. 18. [no title indexed]
    Paul's Pipe & Tobacco Shop
  20. 19. ["Baby Wants T'go Outside"]
    Parenting on the Edge
  21. 20. Over 50,000 Back Issues On Display!
    The Amazing Book Store
  22. 21. Stay Fit In Body And Mind!
    Yoga Loft
  23. 22. ["I Tried To Get My Boss To Let Me Work At Home"]
    The Amazing Cynicalman
  24. 23. [It Is A Busy Afternoon At Familiar Place]
    Familiar Place
  25. 24. ["So General, What Did The Dentist Say After Your Check-Up?"]
    Out On A Limb
  26. 25. ["I've Decided To Forgive You and Stop Ignoring You"]
    The Spats
  27. 26. The Adventures of Cletus & Maw
    Van's Hydro Inc.
  28. 27. Puzzles
    Weekly Sudoku; Scramblers; Magic Maze; Super Crossword; King Crossword; CryptoQuip; CryptoQuote; Go Figure!
  29. 28. Flint's Home of Comics
    Comic Relief
  30. 29. [The Wrath of The Warthog part 2]
    The Cardinal
  31. 30. [no title indexed]
    Michigan Window Tinting & Fine Arts
  32. 31. Bike To The Bricks
    Bike To The Bricks
  33. 32. Live Music Saturdays
    White Horse Tavern
  34. 33. [no title indexed]
    Flint Horror Convention
  35. 34. ["The Mask of Tao..."]
    Flash Gordon
  36. 35. ["Heh! I Dig A Good Flash-Mob!"]
    Baujahr!
  37. 36. September 2011
    The Astral Meadow
  38. 37. [no title indexed]
    Galaxy Comics
  39. 38. ["How Often Should A Golfer Take Lessons?"]
    Play Better Golf With Jack Nicklaus
  40. 39. Looking For A Challenge?
    B.C. Comix
  41. 40. Jimpy
    Judge Dredd
  42. 41. Moonlight And Magnolias
    Vertigo Theatrics
  43. 42. Serving Flint And Genesee County for Over 60 Years
    Battiste's Temple Dining Room & Catering
  44. 43. We Make Shirts
    Ram Studios
  45. 44. Moonlight And Magnolias
  46. 45. [Some Unintended Consequences of Back To The Bricks...]
    Corrigan's Flint
  47. 46. [no title indexed]
    Flint Optical
  48. 47. [no title indexed]
    Hocus-Focus
  49. 48. ["If I Win Two More Games I'll Unlock My Favorite Player!"]
    Mama's Boyz
  50. 49. ["Someone's Been Complaining..."]
    Bludgeoner The Bunny Butcher
  51. 50. ["Thirty-seven Beers And I Don't Feel A Thing"]
    Argyl Sweater [Argyle Sweater]
  52. 51. Daily Lunch Specials
    Tia Pelita's
  53. 52. An Evening With Patti Smith
  54. 53. Flint Horror Con
    Flint Horror Convention
  55. 54. Free Bag of Chips!
    Hoffman's Deco Deli & Cafe
  56. 55. [no title indexed]
    Zimm Graphix
  57. 56. Home Of The White Potato Pie
    Rolls 'R' Ready
  58. 57. Help Wanted
    Flint Comix
  59. 58. ["Because The Voices Demand It"]
    ArDuffle
  60. 59. [no title indexed]
    Economy Print And Graphics
  61. 60. 100 Years of Chevrolet
  62. 61. Over 2,000 Jobs And $500,000,000 of Investment
    Re-Elect Mayor Dayne Walling
  63. 62. Home Of The Torch Burger
    The Torch
This issue was modified by
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Ramon Schenk
  • Jim Van Dore