Army Laughs #v3#2
(August-September 1955)

Prize, 1951 Series
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Volume
3
Price
0.25 USD
Pages
100
Indicia Frequency
bi-monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Crestwood Publishing Co. Inc.
Printer
Printed in U.S.A.
Editing
Samuel Bierman (credited) (editor)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

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Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A soldier is forced into marriage at point of arrow instead of at gunpoint.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It'll have to fit - it's the last one!
Genre
humor; military

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who says I can't lick any man in the house?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Ben Thompson (signed as Ben Thompson)
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Ben Thompson (signed as Ben Thompson)
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Ben Thompson (signed as Ben Thompson)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
How in the world can anyone see what they're doing in here?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you call me, honey?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

Pvt. Goldbrick / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
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Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
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Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
Letters
Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yes, Goldbrick, I'll give you a late pass if you go over and do...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Martin Giuffre (signed as MARTIN GIUFFRE)
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Martin Giuffre (signed as MARTIN GIUFFRE)
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Martin Giuffre (signed as MARTIN GIUFFRE)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Imagine the old man calling me a disgrace to the outfit...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Leo Garel (signed as Leo Garel)
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Leo Garel (signed as Leo Garel)
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Leo Garel (signed as Leo Garel)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's my husband, but don't worry -- he can't hit the side of a barn.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Looks as though the sarge is in a good humor today.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Burps from the Mess Hall / text story / 1 page (report information)

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? (illustration)
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? (illustration)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Jim: Why do you wish that you were in the navy at this moment?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Don Romano (signed as Romano)
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Don Romano (signed as Romano)
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Don Romano (signed as Romano)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
John, I'd like you to meet my father -- better known to you as Old Sourpuss.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stick around... I may need you!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)
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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)
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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Finished with this racing form, Mr. Feeney?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
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Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
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Bill Riley (signed as Bill Riley)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I see the army hasn't started building your character yet.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)
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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)
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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why, Mr. Keller - I thought you were a vegetarian!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Fred Balk (signed as Fred Balk)
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Fred Balk (signed as Fred Balk)
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Fred Balk (signed as Fred Balk)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Which half of sis' two-platoon system are you?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

About Faces / illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne (credited)
Pencils
Ken Browne (credited)
Inks
Ken Browne (credited)
Letters
Ken Browne (credited)

Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Mort Temes (signed as Temes)
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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)
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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And you don't think it's too dangerous for a sailor who's been...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Bob Thaves (signed as Thaves)
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Bob Thaves (signed as Thaves)
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Bob Thaves (signed as Thaves)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Never mind wrapping it - I'll eat it here.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thanks for your concern, Mr. Dilly, but my pass is good for...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

Parodies on the Songs Your Daddies Sang / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
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? (illustration)
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? (illustration)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sergeant, Sergeant, give me a pass tonight...
Genre
humor; satire-parody

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I haven't been too lonesome while you were away...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)
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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)
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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My nose is itching!
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)
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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)
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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll have the super-duper!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)
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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)
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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gentlemen, please, there are children present!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

You're in the Army Now / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
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Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
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Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)
Letters
Ken Browne (signed as Ken Browne)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're in the army now, you're not behind the plow -- tra-la-la!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
When it is clean, you're never around!!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier complains that his drill sergeant is never around when his rifle is clean.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
When you're a jack of all trades like me, you can always make...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Pom (signed)
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Pom (signed)
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Pom (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Of course, this will benefit you in later life -- you'll make a fine husband.
Genre
humor; military

[Flying Carpet with Hole] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A flying carpet with a hole needs to be patched before it can fly again.
Keywords
flying carpet

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Marty Lowe (signed)
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Marty Lowe (signed)
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Marty Lowe (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you know Stan Musial's lifetime batting average?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

Gobs of Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
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? (illustration)
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? (illustration)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Bos'n's Mate: I know a good joke.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
John Norment (signed as normEnt)
Pencils
John Norment (signed as normEnt)
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John Norment (signed as normEnt)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you have a hard day at the officers' club, dear?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Bob Schoenke (signed as Bob Schoenke)
Pencils
Bob Schoenke (signed as Bob Schoenke)
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Bob Schoenke (signed as Bob Schoenke)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's face it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Having saved a damsel in distress from a dragon, a knight admits he doesn't do this work for free.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Personally, I'd give in to her demands...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
John, I didn't ask you to bring along this kind of a friend.
Genre
humor

[Skunk at the Beach] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
Pencils
Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
Inks
Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)

Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A family use a skunk at the beach to clear a path for them.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)
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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)
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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Allow me to help you, miss!
Genre
humor

Girlfriend's Picture (Table of Contents: 38)

text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne (credited)
Pencils
Ken Browne (credited)
Inks
Ken Browne (credited)
Letters
Ken Browne (credited)

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Marty Lowe (signed)
Pencils
Marty Lowe (signed)
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Marty Lowe (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm sorry, Willa, the captain just walked by and ordered me back to the ship.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Bernard Swart (signed as B. Swart)
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Bernard Swart (signed as B. Swart)
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Bernard Swart (signed as B. Swart)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fight him, heck!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
Pencils
Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
Inks
Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mr. Merkel is a ventriloquist -- he's explaining his technique, dear!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, the question is whether to assign it to the Cavalry or to the Air Force.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
The military wonders where to assign a winged horse.
Keywords
pegasus

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Bill Polvogt (signed as Polvogt)
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Bill Polvogt (signed as Polvogt)
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Bill Polvogt (signed as Polvogt)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You can rest assured that you will have every opportunity...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
Inks
Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I understand he never had a sick day in his whole life.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A old caveman has never taken a day off from clubbing women.
Keywords
cavemen

The K. P. Pusher (Table of Contents: 45)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
After supervising subordinates on K.P. duty a sergeant goes out to a restaurant but forgets his wallet and winds up washing dishes himself.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Art Gates (signed as ART GATES)
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Art Gates (signed as ART GATES)
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Art Gates (signed as ART GATES)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Whenever I look at you men, I say to myself... boy!
Genre
humor; military

[Feeding Lion with Slingshot] (Table of Contents: 47)

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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)
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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)
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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A zookeeper uses a slingshot to feed the lion.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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? [as Dunnell] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Dunnell] (signed)
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? [as Dunnell] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Poor Wilson -- the boss has been riding him pretty hard lately!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Roy Threadgill (signed as Roy Threadgill)
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Roy Threadgill (signed as Roy Threadgill)
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Roy Threadgill (signed as Roy Threadgill)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sarge, I heard you're looking for a cat who can dig jive.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

Scalp Itchers / activity / 1 page (report information)

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?
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? (illustration)
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? (illustration)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
These things usually are made from a tree...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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J. Kiernan (signed as J. Kiernan)
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J. Kiernan (signed as J. Kiernan)
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J. Kiernan (signed as J. Kiernan)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You guys can't do anything to me -- I quit yesterday!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)
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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)
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John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
The winner... and once again good triumphs over evil...
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
wrestling

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And now -- a request from the boys in the 118th Signal Corps Regiment
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A disc jockey takes a request for whistles.

[One-Eyed Painter's View of Model] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Alberto Huici (signed)
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Alberto Huici (signed)
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Alberto Huici (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter closes one eye to paint half of his model.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is the old man.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Tip-Offs / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne
Pencils
Ken Browne
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Ken Browne
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Ken Browne

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is what you do on bivouac when you discover that you...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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?
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?
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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who's the new guy Captain Marlow has for his wrestling squad?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've had my eye on you for some time, Miss Murdoch...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59)

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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nice day! Makes one happy just to be alive, doesn't it?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Roy Wilson (signed as Roy Wilson)
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Roy Wilson (signed as Roy Wilson)
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Roy Wilson (signed as Roy Wilson)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've been pretty lucky so far... I've only had ptomaine poisoning six times...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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Peter Wyma (signed as Peter Wyma)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll tell you what the men call you if you'll tell me what they call me.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
Pencils
Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
Inks
Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Note the roomy liq... ah... this cabinet is ideal for books, phonograph records...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

K-Peeves / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?
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? (illustration)
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? (illustration)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
K.P.: Why do these steaks look so red?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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George Ludway (signed as Ludway)
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George Ludway (signed as Ludway)
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George Ludway (signed as Ludway)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm worried sick, Pete -- married six years and she runs off...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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George Kesner (signed as Geo Kesner)
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George Kesner (signed as Geo Kesner)
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George Kesner (signed as Geo Kesner)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Never mind that 'ugh!' stuff... just give me a simple aah!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An indigenous man is given his army physical.
Keywords
stereotyping of Native Americans

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

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Max Porter (signed as Max Porter)
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Max Porter (signed as Max Porter)
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Max Porter (signed as Max Porter)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Next month, when I get my master's degree in romance...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)
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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)
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Dave Lyons (signed as Lyons)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He hit me with a lucky punch...
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Bob Weber (signed as Bob Weber)
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Bob Weber (signed as Bob Weber)
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Bob Weber (signed as Bob Weber)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Uniform too big, eh?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

Snafu Pete / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Ken Browne (signed as Kenby)
Pencils
Ken Browne (signed as Kenby)
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Ken Browne (signed as Kenby)
Letters
Ken Browne (signed as Kenby)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Too bad the garbage trucks are laid up - so dig that...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

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Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
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Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
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Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
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We found that drip, chief!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Divers found a leak on a submarine.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan)
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Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan)
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Jeffrey J. Monahan (signed as JMonahan)
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If you'd like to freshen up before dinner, Alice...
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

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...Yeah, but what if his sister's name ain't Marilyn?
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humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

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Bernard Swart (signed as B. Swart)
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I wish that guy would come back for his mother-in-law!
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

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Charles Strauss
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Charles Strauss
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Charles Strauss
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I want a refund - it didn't get me out of latrine duty.
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humor; military

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Hey, Daisy -- we got anything in black lace that would do...
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humor

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Ralston Jones (signed as Ralston)
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What'll it be, George, chocolate or tutti-frutti?
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humor

[Pin-Ups of Food] (Table of Contents: 77)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)
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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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A soldier has pin-ups of food instead of women.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

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Pvt. Tooter: Gosh, the way I put over reveille this morning!
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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)
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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)
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Tell him I just dropped in.
Genre
humor

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Sharp (signed as Sharp)
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Sharp (signed as Sharp)
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Well - originally I met him in the furniture department.
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Roy Wilson (signed as Roy Wilson)
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Let's face it, old man -- I'm just not cut out for army life...
Genre
humor; military

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)
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Well, you'll just have to find something else to carry sand in...
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humor

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Marty Lowe (signed)
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Contact headquarters for the blue army's position and the latest...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

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Sarge: You have the brains of a five year old child!
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John Albano (signed as Albano)
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John Albano (signed as Albano)

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As a golfer prepares to swing across a water trap his caddy is already removing his footwear.
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golf

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...Rope broke, sir!
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A Laugh on Every Page! (Table of Contents: 87) (Expand) /

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Jack O'Brien (signed as Sgt. O'Brien)
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Aren't you kind of sitting down on the job, boy?
Genre
humor; military

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

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George Kesner (signed as Geo Kesner)
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How about drifting along to some other bench, dreamboat?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A man sleeping on a bench asks a sailor's girlfriend to visit his bench.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. ["It'll have to fit - it's the last one!"]
  3. 2. ["Who says I can't lick any man in the house?"]
  4. 3. ["How in the world can anyone see what they're doing in here?"]
  5. 4. ["Did you call me, honey?"]
  6. 5. ["Yes, Goldbrick, I'll give you a late pass if you go over and do..."]
    Pvt. Goldbrick
  7. 6. ["Imagine the old man calling me a disgrace to the outfit..."]
  8. 7. ["It's my husband, but don't worry -- he can't hit the side of a barn."]
  9. 8. ["Looks as though the sarge is in a good humor today."]
  10. 9. ["Pvt. Jim: Why do you wish that you were in the navy at this moment?"]
    Burps from the Mess Hall
  11. 10. ["John, I'd like you to meet my father -- better known to you as Old Sourpuss."]
  12. 11. ["Stick around... I may need you!"]
  13. 12. ["Finished with this racing form, Mr. Feeney?"]
  14. 13. ["I see the army hasn't started building your character yet."]
  15. 14. ["Why, Mr. Keller - I thought you were a vegetarian!"]
  16. 15. ["Which half of sis' two-platoon system are you?"]
  17. 16. [no title indexed]
    About Faces
  18. 17. ["And you don't think it's too dangerous for a sailor who's been..."]
  19. 18. ["Never mind wrapping it - I'll eat it here."]
  20. 19. ["Thanks for your concern, Mr. Dilly, but my pass is good for..."]
  21. 20. ["Sergeant, Sergeant, give me a pass tonight..."]
    Parodies on the Songs Your Daddies Sang
  22. 21. ["I haven't been too lonesome while you were away..."]
  23. 22. ["My nose is itching!"]
  24. 23. ["I'll have the super-duper!"]
  25. 24. ["Gentlemen, please, there are children present!"]
  26. 25. ["You're in the army now, you're not behind the plow -- tra-la-la!"]
    You're in the Army Now
  27. 26. ["When it is clean, you're never around!!"]
  28. 27. ["When you're a jack of all trades like me, you can always make..."]
  29. 28. ["Of course, this will benefit you in later life -- you'll make a fine husband."]
  30. 29. [Flying Carpet with Hole]
  31. 30. ["Do you know Stan Musial's lifetime batting average?"]
  32. 31. ["Bos'n's Mate: I know a good joke."]
    Gobs of Fun
  33. 32. ["Did you have a hard day at the officers' club, dear?"]
  34. 33. ["Let's face it!"]
  35. 34. ["Personally, I'd give in to her demands..."]
  36. 35. ["John, I didn't ask you to bring along this kind of a friend."]
  37. 36. [Skunk at the Beach]
  38. 37. ["Allow me to help you, miss!"]
  39. 38. Girlfriend's Picture
  40. 39. ["I'm sorry, Willa, the captain just walked by and ordered me back to the ship."]
  41. 40. ["Fight him, heck!"]
  42. 41. ["Mr. Merkel is a ventriloquist -- he's explaining his technique, dear!"]
  43. 42. ["Now, the question is whether to assign it to the Cavalry or to the Air Force."]
  44. 43. ["You can rest assured that you will have every opportunity..."]
  45. 44. ["I understand he never had a sick day in his whole life."]
  46. 45. The K. P. Pusher
  47. 46. ["Whenever I look at you men, I say to myself... boy!"]
  48. 47. [Feeding Lion with Slingshot]
  49. 48. ["Poor Wilson -- the boss has been riding him pretty hard lately!"]
  50. 49. ["Sarge, I heard you're looking for a cat who can dig jive."]
  51. 50. ["These things usually are made from a tree..."]
    Scalp Itchers
  52. 51. ["You guys can't do anything to me -- I quit yesterday!"]
  53. 52. ["The winner... and once again good triumphs over evil..."]
  54. 53. ["And now -- a request from the boys in the 118th Signal Corps Regiment"]
  55. 54. [One-Eyed Painter's View of Model]
  56. 55. ["This is the old man."]
  57. 56. ["This is what you do on bivouac when you discover that you..."]
    Tip-Offs
  58. 57. ["Who's the new guy Captain Marlow has for his wrestling squad?"]
  59. 58. ["I've had my eye on you for some time, Miss Murdoch..."]
  60. 59. ["Nice day! Makes one happy just to be alive, doesn't it?"]
  61. 60. ["I've been pretty lucky so far... I've only had ptomaine poisoning six times..."]
  62. 61. ["I'll tell you what the men call you if you'll tell me what they call me."]
  63. 62. ["Note the roomy liq... ah... this cabinet is ideal for books, phonograph records..."]
  64. 63. ["K.P.: Why do these steaks look so red?"]
    K-Peeves
  65. 64. ["I'm worried sick, Pete -- married six years and she runs off..."]
  66. 65. ["Never mind that 'ugh!' stuff... just give me a simple aah!"]
  67. 66. ["Next month, when I get my master's degree in romance..."]
  68. 67. ["He hit me with a lucky punch..."]
  69. 68. ["Uniform too big, eh?"]
  70. 69. ["Too bad the garbage trucks are laid up - so dig that..."]
    Snafu Pete
  71. 70. ["We found that drip, chief!"]
  72. 71. ["If you'd like to freshen up before dinner, Alice..."]
  73. 72. ["...Yeah, but what if his sister's name ain't Marilyn?"]
  74. 73. ["I wish that guy would come back for his mother-in-law!"]
  75. 74. ["I want a refund - it didn't get me out of latrine duty."]
  76. 75. ["Hey, Daisy -- we got anything in black lace that would do..."]
  77. 76. ["What'll it be, George, chocolate or tutti-frutti?"]
  78. 77. [Pin-Ups of Food]
  79. 78. ["Pvt. Tooter: Gosh, the way I put over reveille this morning!"]
    Sour Notes
  80. 79. ["Tell him I just dropped in."]
  81. 80. ["Well - originally I met him in the furniture department."]
  82. 81. ["Let's face it, old man -- I'm just not cut out for army life..."]
  83. 82. ["Well, you'll just have to find something else to carry sand in..."]
  84. 83. ["Contact headquarters for the blue army's position and the latest..."]
  85. 84. ["Sarge: You have the brains of a five year old child!"]
    Tents Decks
  86. 85. [Caddy Removes Footwear]
  87. 86. ["...Rope broke, sir!"]
  88. 87. A Laugh on Every Page!
  89. 88. ["Aren't you kind of sitting down on the job, boy?"]
  90. 89. ["How about drifting along to some other bench, dreamboat?"]
This issue was modified by
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Jim Van Dore