- Script
- Lou Silverstone; Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker (signed)
- Inks
- Mort Drucker (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Gerald McRaney [as Schmuck Simple]; Jameson Parker [as A.K. Simple]; Mary Carver [as Mother Simon]; Tom Sellick [as Dum Magnum]; Dan Ackroyd; Steve Martin
- Synopsis
- In a parody of the TV series "Simon and Simon," two brothers try to solve crimes while bickering like brothers.
- Reprints
- Script
- Don Martin
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A caveman finds a different use for the newly invented wheel.
- Reprints
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Pencils
- George Woodbridge
- Inks
- George Woodbridge
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Places devoid of people that can house missile silos.
- Reprints
- Script
- Larry Siegel
- Letters
- ?; typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Calendar pages with embarrassing notations on them.
- Reprints
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Dave Berg
- Inks
- Dave Berg
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The trials and ironies of sickness, jogging, marriage, school, eating, offers, sleep, personalities, bumper stickers, pets, logic, neighbors, employment, and television.
- Reprints
- Script
- John Ficarra
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- A test bulletin from the Emergency Publishing System breaks into a Don Martin single page cartoon.
- Script
- Paul Peter Porges
- Pencils
- Paul Peter Porges
- Inks
- Paul Peter Porges
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Examples of things unique to television.
- Reprints
- Script
- Lou Silverstone
- Pencils
- Al Jaffee
- Inks
- Al Jaffee
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A multi-billionaire defense contractor is interviewed.
- Reprints
The defense contractor is drawn to resemble the Daddy Warbucks character from the comic strip "Little Orphan Annie".
- Script
- Dennis Snee
- Pencils
- Jack Rickard
- Inks
- Jack Rickard
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Joan Rivers; Bill Cosby; David Letterman; George Carlin; Steve Martin; David Steinberg; David Brenner; Meatloaf; Elizabeth Taylor; Orson Welles; William Conrad; Shelley Winters; Jackie Gleason; Roberto Duran
- Synopsis
- Theme suggestions for future urban marathon events.
- Script
- Don Martin
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A falcon trainer has an accident with his bird.
- Reprints
- Script
- Stan Hart
- Pencils
- Paul Coker (credited as Paul Coker Jr.)
- Inks
- Paul Coker (credited as Paul Coker Jr.)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Hoped for parental responses to various situations contrasted with how they actual respond.
- Reprints
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke
- Inks
- Bob Clarke
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Attila the Hun; Tarzan; Vincent Van Gogh; Nikolai Lenin; Marco Polo; Adam; Eve; Adolf Hitler; George Patton; Marquis De Sade; Gunga Din; Ludwig Van Beethoven; Moses
- Reprints
- Script
- Don Edwing
- Pencils
- Don Edwing
- Inks
- Don Edwing
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Ailments specific to the supermarket shopping experience.
- Reprints
- Script
- Antonio ProhÃas
- Pencils
- Antonio ProhÃas (signed)
- Inks
- Antonio ProhÃas (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; spy
- Characters
- The Black Spy; The White Spy
- Synopsis
- The Black Spy uses a double-barreled cannon to strike at the White Spy.
- Script
- Stan Hart
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres (signed)
- Inks
- Angelo Torres (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Paul Newman [as Hank Gallon]; Charlotte Rampling [as Laura Fischer]; Dustin Hoffman [as Dorothy Michaels]; Eddie Murphy [as Reggie Hammond]; Nick Nolte [as Jack Cates]; Dudley Moore [as Patrick Dalton]; Mary Tyler Moore [as Charlotte Dreyfus]; Clint Eastwood [as Philo Beddoe]; Mohandas Gandhi; Jack Warden [as Mickey Morrissey]; James Mason [as Ed Concannon]; Milo O'Shea [as the judge]; William M. Gaines
- Synopsis
- Parody of the film "The Verdict"; an alcoholic lawyer takes a malpractice case against a church-run hospital and finds his reason for being.
- Reprints
- Script
- Don Martin
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Frankenstein
- Synopsis
- Frankenstein's monster finds a festive way to foil a mob with torches.
- Script
- Al Jaffee
- Pencils
- Al Jaffee (signed)
- Inks
- Al Jaffee (signed)
- Colors
- Al Jaffee
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- advocacy; humor
- Synopsis
- A diatribe against a blood sport.
- Reprints
Inside back cover.
- Script
- Billy Doherty
- Pencils
- Irving Schild (photo)
- Inks
- Irving Schild (photo)
- Colors
- Irving Schild (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- advocacy
- Synopsis
- Gravestones are painted to resemble the packages of a brand of cigarettes.
Back cover.