Mad #268
(January 1987)

EC, 1952 Series
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1.75 USD
Pages
52
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)
Inks
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)
Colors
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)

Genre
humor
Characters
Ellen Ripley; Sigourney Weaver; Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Parody of film Alien.
Reprints

Subscribe to Mad and We'll Deck Your Halls with Books of Folly! (Table of Contents: 1)

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Colors
Don Martin

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Creatures from a Hack Buffoon (Table of Contents: 3)

promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Pencils
Paul Peter Porges
Inks
Paul Peter Porges

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Ad for Mad Lobsters paperback by Paul Peter Porges.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

letters page / 1 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Regis Philbin (photo); Dick DeBartolo (photo)

Looking for a Fuse Laughs? (Table of Contents: 5)

promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Ad for Mad Special #59

Fearless Buller's Day Off (Table of Contents: 6)

The Hooky Monster Dept. / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Dennis Snee
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Ferris Bueller; Matthew Broderick; Jennifer Grey; Jeffrey Jones (actor); Pope John Paul II; Charlie Sheen; Rodney Dangerfield; Sally Kellerman; Ned Beatty; Sam Kinison
Synopsis
Parody of film Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Last page is parody of film Back to School.

New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is (Table of Contents: 7)

Zinger Around the Collar Dept. / text article / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Charlie Kadau
Pencils
Bob Clarke
Inks
Bob Clarke
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down (Table of Contents: 8)

Edict and Weep Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
George Woodbridge
Inks
George Woodbridge
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

The Lighter Side of... (Table of Contents: 9)

Berg’s Eye View Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dave Berg
Pencils
Dave Berg
Inks
Dave Berg
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

One Balmy November Morning (Table of Contents: 10)

Don Martin Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stanley Swiersz
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Hobo picks apples.

Typewri-Toons (Table of Contents: 11)

Qwerty Piouty Dept. / text article / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Indexer Notes

These pages are printed sideways. Gag panel characters are composed of typewriter symbols. The art is credited to "Smith Corona", which in 1987, was a company that produced typewriters.

The Mad Guide to Various High School Types (Table of Contents: 12)

Role Call Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
George Woodbridge
Inks
George Woodbridge
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

A Mad Peek behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp (Table of Contents: 13)

Booming Idiots Dept. / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Famous Stories as Told by Famous People (Table of Contents: 14)

Like a Version Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone
Pencils
Bob Clarke
Inks
Bob Clarke
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Mario Cuomo; Jesse Helms; Ronald Reagan; George Steinbrenner
Synopsis
Books with added photos on the covers, of celebrities who are relating the plots.
Reprints

One Glorious December Morning (Table of Contents: 15)

Don Martin Dept. / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Prisoners get released.

The Karocky Kid, Part II (Table of Contents: 16)

Chop Schtick Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo (credited as Dick De Bartolo)
Pencils
Angelo Torres
Inks
Angelo Torres
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Ralph Macchio (actor); Pat Morita; Three Stooges
Synopsis
Parody of film The Karate Kid, Part II
Reprints

More Logical Farewells to Replace the Dreaded Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a... (Table of Contents: 17)

Much Adieu About Nothing Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Spy vs Spy (Table of Contents: 18)

Joke and Dagger Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing
Pencils
Bob Clarke
Inks
Bob Clarke
Letters
?

Genre
humor; spy
Reprints

The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese (Table of Contents: 19)

Attorney of the Screw Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Gerry Gersten
Inks
Gerry Gersten
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Edwin Meese
Synopsis
Parody of the poem The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.
Reprints

The Mad Richter Scale for Human Beings (Table of Contents: 20)

Mirthquake Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

One Delightful January Morning (Table of Contents: 21)

Don Martin Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Waiter saves a life.

Alienators (Table of Contents: 22)

The Second Slime Around Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo (credited as Dick De Bartolo)
Pencils
Jack Davis
Inks
Jack Davis
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Ellen Ripley; Sigourney Weaver
Synopsis
Parody of film Aliens.
Reprints

Santa Claus as Seen by… (Table of Contents: 23)

…And to All a Good Sight Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Paul Peter Porges
Pencils
Paul Peter Porges
Inks
Paul Peter Porges
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Santa Claus
Reprints

What Do Experts Agree Makes Students Confused and Out of Touch with Reality? (Table of Contents: 24)

Mad Fold-In / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High (Table of Contents: 25)

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 26)

Drawn-Out Dramas / cartoon / 0 pages (report information)

Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Indexer Notes

No page count as gags appear in various places around the magazine.

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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. Subscribe to Mad and We'll Deck Your Halls with Books of Folly!
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
  4. 3. Creatures from a Hack Buffoon
  5. 4. [no title indexed]
  6. 5. Looking for a Fuse Laughs?
  7. 6. Fearless Buller's Day Off
    The Hooky Monster Dept.
  8. 7. New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is
    Zinger Around the Collar Dept.
  9. 8. If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down
    Edict and Weep Dept.
  10. 9. The Lighter Side of...
    Berg’s Eye View Dept.
  11. 10. One Balmy November Morning
    Don Martin Dept.
  12. 11. Typewri-Toons
    Qwerty Piouty Dept.
  13. 12. The Mad Guide to Various High School Types
    Role Call Dept.
  14. 13. A Mad Peek behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp
    Booming Idiots Dept.
  15. 14. Famous Stories as Told by Famous People
    Like a Version Dept.
  16. 15. One Glorious December Morning
    Don Martin Dept.
  17. 16. The Karocky Kid, Part II
    Chop Schtick Dept.
  18. 17. More Logical Farewells to Replace the Dreaded Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a...
    Much Adieu About Nothing Dept.
  19. 18. Spy vs Spy
    Joke and Dagger Dept.
  20. 19. The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese
    Attorney of the Screw Dept.
  21. 20. The Mad Richter Scale for Human Beings
    Mirthquake Dept.
  22. 21. One Delightful January Morning
    Don Martin Dept.
  23. 22. Alienators
    The Second Slime Around Dept.
  24. 23. Santa Claus as Seen by…
    …And to All a Good Sight Dept.
  25. 24. What Do Experts Agree Makes Students Confused and Out of Touch with Reality?
    Mad Fold-In
  26. 25. Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High
    Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  27. 26. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Drawn-Out Dramas
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  • Chris Boyko
  • Gregory Fischer
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • David Welsh