Mr. Hanky; Miss Crabtree; Jesus; Marvin; Sally Struthers; Stan Marsh; Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McCormick; Eric Cartman; Dr. Katz; Ben Katz; Laura; Mr. Mackey; Mr. Garrison; Mayor McDaniels; Mr. Hat; Chef; Bobcat Goldthwait; Emo Phillips; Judy Tenuta
Stanley Myron Kaplowitz; Road Runner (cameo); Wile E. Coyote (cameo); Bruce Willis [as Hairy Stomper]; Ben Affleck [as EJ]; Liv Tyler [as Grassy Stomper]; Joe Roth (cameo)