(March 1986)

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Price
2.00 USD
Pages
84
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Publisher's Age Guidelines
The Humor Magazine for Adults
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
NL Communications, Inc.
Editing
Matty Simmons (editor-in-chief); Andy Simmons; Michael Simmons; Peter Kleinman

Issue Notes

The "All About Women" issue. Funny Pages on pages 59-66.
Movie poster by Boris Vallejo for "National Lampoon's European Vacation" for Warner Home Video ad on page 5.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
P. C. Vey (signed)
Pencils
P. C. Vey (signed)
Inks
P. C. Vey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When you were my age, did you have a big gaping sore...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy has an unsettling question for his father.
Keywords
father; son

Indexer Notes

Page 8.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mind if I get on top?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman with "something extra" makes a request to a man in bed.
Keywords
bed; breasts

Indexer Notes

Page 10.

[City Zoo Ape House] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
There are two entrances to the ape exhibit at the city zoo.
Keywords
apes; zoo

Indexer Notes

Page 14. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Pencils
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Inks
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two frogs in a pond make a comment about another frog on a lily pad.
Keywords
frogs; pond

Indexer Notes

Page 22.

At Women's Prison (Table of Contents: 5)

Guys on Dolls / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
P. C. Vey (credited, signed)
Pencils
P. C. Vey (credited, signed)
Inks
P. C. Vey (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Keywords
prison

Indexer Notes

Page 23. Four cartoons about women in prison.

The All-Women Space Probe (Table of Contents: 6)

Guys on Dolls / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Sam Gross (credited) (signed as S. Gross)
Pencils
Sam Gross (credited) (signed as S. Gross)
Inks
Sam Gross (credited) (signed as S. Gross)
Letters
Sam Gross (credited) (signed as S. Gross)

Genre
humor
Keywords
space flight

Indexer Notes

Page 24. Full-page cartoon.

At the Male Strip Club (Table of Contents: 7)

Guys on Dolls / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tim Haggerty [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
Pencils
Tim Haggerty [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
Inks
Tim Haggerty [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
Letters
Tim Haggerty

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Women at a strip club make comments on the situation and other women.
Keywords
strip club

Indexer Notes

Page 25.

At the Maternity Ward (Table of Contents: 8)

Guys on Dolls / cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (credited)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (credited)
Inks
Tom Cheney (credited)
Letters
Tom Cheney (credited)

Genre
humor
Keywords
babies; hospital; maternity ward

Indexer Notes

Page 26.

At the Tupperware Party (Table of Contents: 9)

Guys on Dolls / cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
Letters
Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)

Genre
humor
Keywords
Tupperware party

Indexer Notes

Page 26.

[Mermaid on a Rock] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
Pencils
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
Inks
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mermaid sits on a rock. Her tail is not the usual kind.
Keywords
mermaid

Indexer Notes

Page 30.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Politenessgal / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Ron Barrett (signed as Rona Barrett)
Pencils
Ron Barrett (signed as Rona Barrett)
Inks
Ron Barrett (signed as Rona Barrett)
Letters
Ron Barrett (signed as Rona Barrett)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
let me remind you, Gladys...
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Politenessgal
Synopsis
Politenessgal gives a businessman's wife guidelines on what to wear to a dinner.

Indexer Notes

Page 33. Ron Barrett does a female parody of his "Politenessman" feature.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Tommy, send in the next applicant.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman boss interviews for a male secretary.
Keywords
interview

Indexer Notes

Page 35.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Psst, c'mere...there's another peephole over here!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A lunatic uses an ice pick on the peepholes in apartment doors.
Keywords
apartment; ice pick; injury to eye motiff; peephole

Indexer Notes

Page 37.

[Beer and Baby] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two women are walking on the sidewalk. Both have bulges. One is labeled "baby" and the other is "beer."
Keywords
pregnant

Indexer Notes

Page 40. Pantomime cartoon.

A Tale of Modern Romance: I Found Mr. Right (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Shary Flenniken (credited, signed)
Pencils
Shary Flenniken (credited, signed)
Inks
Shary Flenniken (credited, signed)
Colors
Shary Flenniken (credited, signed)
Letters
Shary Flenniken (credited, signed)

Genre
romance; satire-parody
Synopsis
A woman marries the ruler of a rich island and becomes its defacto ruler, while the man stays home.
Reprints
Keywords
marriage

Indexer Notes

Pages 41-44. A parody of romance comics.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sometimes it's a blessing, sometimes it's a curse.
Genre
fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
A mermaid talks to a creature that is a fish on top and a woman below.
Keywords
mermaid

Indexer Notes

Page 52.

Women, What Do They Want? (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
M. K. Brown (signed)
Pencils
M. K. Brown (signed)
Inks
M. K. Brown (signed)
Colors
M. K. Brown (signed)
Letters
M. K. Brown (signed)

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Sigmund Freud
Synopsis
Women's view of Freud's question: "What do women want?"
Keywords
psychology

Indexer Notes

Pages 53-56.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's walk faster, Edwina--I just know that bastard is undressing us with his eyes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two elderly women walk by a man loitering on the corner.
Keywords
punk; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 57.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Pencils
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Inks
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
Letters
Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Duuuh!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man insults naked middle-aged woman.
Keywords
insult

Indexer Notes

Page 58.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

Oliver in Whackoland / comic story / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
Gahan Wilson (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oliver gets his first look at Whackoland's...
Genre
fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Oliver; Nutzy; Mr. Crusher
Synopsis
Oliver and Nutzy visit the huge Barfo Factory.
Keywords
factory

Indexer Notes

Page 59. Part of a continued story.

[Grandma's Pet Falcon] (Table of Contents: 21)

The Appletons / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
B. K. Taylor (signed)
Pencils
B. K. Taylor (signed)
Inks
B. K. Taylor (signed)
Letters
B. K. Taylor (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The Appleton grandparents have dropped by during a break from a busy day...
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Norm Appleton; Helen Appleton; Kathy Appleton; Bobby Appleton
Synopsis
Norm Appleton's parents visit and bring a falcon they are trying to sell at a garage sale.
Keywords
falcon; grandparents

Indexer Notes

Page 60.

The Great Depression (Table of Contents: 22)

Now It Can Be Told / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Rick Geary (signed)
Pencils
Rick Geary (signed)
Inks
Rick Geary (signed)
Letters
Rick Geary (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Older folks today love to tell of the "hard times" of their youth.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
President Franklin D. Roosevelt (cameo)
Synopsis
The Great Depression didn't happen, it was just a popular fad to be poor.
Reprints
Keywords
Great Depression

Indexer Notes

Page 61.

[Women's Encounter Group] (Table of Contents: 23)

Mr. Vengeance / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buddy Hickerson (signed)
Pencils
Buddy Hickerson (signed)
Inks
Buddy Hickerson (signed)
Letters
Buddy Hickerson (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi everyone! Lisa's Beyond Divorce Microbiotic Encounter Group welcomes a new member!
Genre
humor
Characters
Mr. Vengeance
Synopsis
Mr. Vengeance disrupts an women's encounter group.
Keywords
encounter group

Indexer Notes

Page 62.

[The Self-Abuser] (Table of Contents: 24)

Dirty Father Harry / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mark Marek (signed)
Pencils
Mark Marek (signed)
Inks
Mark Marek (signed)
Letters
Mark Marek (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hadn't had a case in over 40 days and 40 nights.
Genre
religious; satire-parody
Characters
Dirty Father Harry
Synopsis
A mother calls Dirty Father Harry to punish her son for masturbating.
Keywords
priest; spanking; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 64.

Missing Children (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Robert Crumb (credited as R. Crumb)
Pencils
Robert Crumb (credited as R. Crumb)
Inks
Robert Crumb (credited as R. Crumb)
Colors
?
Letters
Robert Crumb (credited as R. Crumb)

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
DeWitt Turner; Kirsten Shmutzwicz; Josh Hutchison; Anna Maria Gonzalez
Synopsis
Parody of missing children posters.
Reprints
Keywords
child abuse; missing children

Indexer Notes

Page 65. Monochrome tones of red. Originally done for Weirdo magazine, but it was rejected by the publisher Ron Turner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

Sam de Groot / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Pencils
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Inks
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Letters
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The wife of billionaire Ludwig von Buren summons...
Genre
detective-mystery; satire-parody
Characters
Sam DeGroot
Synopsis
The wife of a billionaire calls Sam DeGroot, the only private detective in an iron lung machine, to come to her hotel. Sam must keep out of sight of her evil husband.
Keywords
detective; hotel; iron lung

Indexer Notes

Page 66. Part of a continued story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
M. K. Brown (signed)
Pencils
M. K. Brown (signed)
Inks
M. K. Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Everything in a woman's house has the same pattern--clothes, furnishings, pets, etc.
Keywords
excessive

Indexer Notes

Page 74.

Nude Model for Landscape (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
Pencils
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
Inks
John Jonik (signed as Jonik)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter uses part of a woman's body as a model for a detail on a landscape.
Keywords
model; nude; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 78.

[Drunk Driver's Revenge] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Pencils
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Inks
Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A drunk driver aims his speeding car at the national headquarters of M.A.D.D. (Mothers Against Drunk Driving).
Keywords
drunk driving

Indexer Notes

Page 80. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
P. C. Vey (signed)
Pencils
P. C. Vey (signed)
Inks
P. C. Vey (signed)
Colors
? (spot red)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh! He must be sick.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's pet bird spew blood all over a guest.
Keywords
bird; blood

Indexer Notes

Page 81. Some spot red coloring.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["When you were my age, did you have a big gaping sore..."]
  2. 2. ["Mind if I get on top?"]
  3. 3. [City Zoo Ape House]
  4. 4. ["She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."]
  5. 5. At Women's Prison
    Guys on Dolls
  6. 6. The All-Women Space Probe
    Guys on Dolls
  7. 7. At the Male Strip Club
    Guys on Dolls
  8. 8. At the Maternity Ward
    Guys on Dolls
  9. 9. At the Tupperware Party
    Guys on Dolls
  10. 10. [Mermaid on a Rock]
  11. 11. ["let me remind you, Gladys..."]
    Politenessgal
  12. 12. ["Tommy, send in the next applicant."]
    Photo Phunnies
  13. 13. ["Psst, c'mere...there's another peephole over here!"]
  14. 14. [Beer and Baby]
  15. 15. A Tale of Modern Romance: I Found Mr. Right
  16. 16. ["Sometimes it's a blessing, sometimes it's a curse."]
  17. 17. Women, What Do They Want?
  18. 18. ["Let's walk faster, Edwina--I just know that bastard is undressing us with his eyes."]
  19. 19. ["Duuuh!"]
  20. 20. ["Oliver gets his first look at Whackoland's..."]
    Oliver in Whackoland
  21. 21. [Grandma's Pet Falcon]
    The Appletons
  22. 22. The Great Depression
    Now It Can Be Told
  23. 23. [Women's Encounter Group]
    Mr. Vengeance
  24. 24. [The Self-Abuser]
    Dirty Father Harry
  25. 25. Missing Children
  26. 26. ["The wife of billionaire Ludwig von Buren summons..."]
    Sam de Groot
  27. 27. ["It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."]
  28. 28. Nude Model for Landscape
  29. 29. [Drunk Driver's Revenge]
  30. 30. ["Oh! He must be sick."]
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  • Luther Weaver
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