National Lampoon Magazine
#v2#78
(January 1985)
21st Century / Heavy Metal / National Lampoon,
1970 Series
- Volume
- 2
- Price
- 2.00 USD
- Pages
- 84
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Publisher's Age Guidelines
- The Adult Humor Magazine
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- NL Communications, Inc.
- Editing
- Andy Simmons; Michael Simmons; Matty Simmons (editor-in-chief)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Pencils
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Inks
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Letters
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gotta run, dear! See you tonight.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is late for work and leaves a body part at home.
- Keywords
- absent-minded
Indexer Notes
Page 4. On the Contents page. Monochrome purple with white word balloons.
Notice!!
Trots and Bonnie / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Shary Flenniken (signed); ? (introduction)
- Pencils
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Inks
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Letters
- Shary Flenniken (signed); typeset (introduction)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gee, Pepsi... Are you sure you should be doing that?
- Genre
- humor; children
- Characters
- Trots (dog); Bonnie; Pepsi
- Synopsis
- Pepsi spray-paints graffiti on her house.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- graffiti; spray-paint
from Indexer Notes
Page 9. This strip was reprinted because printer mistakenly erased graffiti in background, thinking it was an error, when it was printed in the previous issue. Printed at a reduced size and at about a 30 degree angle.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- ? [as Milgrim] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Milgrim] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Milgrim] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Your spin.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman and her dog play "spin the bottle."
- Keywords
- dog; game
Indexer Notes
Page 10.
[no title indexed]
Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't bother me--This is the highest score...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A girl tries to distract a boy who is playing an arcade video game.
- Keywords
- arcade video game; sex
In the Awful Office
Zippy; Am I Re-Elected Yet? / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Letters
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Zippy the Pinhead; Ronald Reagan; Nancy Reagan
- Synopsis
- Zippy visits Ron and Nancy in the Presidential bedroom in the White House.
- Keywords
- President; White House
Indexer Notes
Page 22.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- ? [as M. C. D.] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as M. C. D.] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as M. C. D.] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gee, Bob, that's some watch you've got!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is wearing a huge multi-function digital wristwatch.
- Keywords
- digital; wristwatch
Indexer Notes
Page 26.
Mr. T in "G Marks the Spot!"
The O-Team / comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Tony Kisch
- Pencils
- Adam Kubert (credited)
- Inks
- Adam Kubert (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Mr. T
- Synopsis
- Mr. T is on a rampage to improve the city's sexual satisfaction.
- Keywords
- drugs; Lincoln Memorial; sex
Indexer Notes
Color "cover" and four-page black and white story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you still love me, how come my ass doesn't hurt any more?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sheep wonders about its relationship with its shepherd.
- Keywords
- sheep; shepherd
Indexer Notes
Page 32.
Rags to Riches
Trots and Bonnie / comic story / 6 pages
- Script
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Pencils
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Inks
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Colors
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Letters
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No. Absolutely not.
- Genre
- humor; children
- Characters
- Trots (dog); Bonnie; Pepsi; Bonnie's mother
- Synopsis
- Bonnie wants her parents to buy her a horse, but is told to earn the money herself.
- Reprints
-
in USA magazine (Comics USA, 1987 series) #47 (mai 1990)
-
- Keywords
- horse; photography
Indexer Notes
Pages 33-37.
Socially Redeeming Sex Comics!
comic story / 4 pages
- Script
- Ed Subitzky (signed)
- Pencils
- Ed Subitzky (signed)
- Inks
- Ed Subitzky (signed)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Ed Subitzky (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- On death row, a young woman awaiting her execution seduces a guard!
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Keywords
- arson; blackmail; jail; murder; sex; White House
Indexer Notes
Pages 47-50. A story of sex and violence, with every other panel discussing social, philosophical, or scientific issues in order to make it "socially-redeeming."
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Joe Kohl (signed as J. Kohl)
- Pencils
- Joe Kohl (signed as J. Kohl)
- Inks
- Joe Kohl (signed as J. Kohl)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...And you, Mister Hargrove, must learn to be more patient and lean to distinguish between hiccups and multiple orgasms.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A marriage counselor gives advice to a husband.
- Keywords
- marriage counselor
Indexer Notes
Page 54.
Jimmy Durante Boffs Young Starlets
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Drew Friedman (credited)
- Pencils
- Drew Friedman (credited)
- Inks
- Drew Friedman (credited)
- Letters
- Drew Friedman (credited); typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No more beloved figure ever existed than the Schnozzola.
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Jimmy Durante
- Synopsis
- Jimmy Durante's love life (?).
- Reprints
Indexer Notes
Page 59.
The Dixie Mobile Homos Contest
photo story / 4 pages
- Script
- Patrick Weathers; Rod Jenkins
- Pencils
- John Duke Kisch (photographs)
- Inks
- John Duke Kisch (photographs)
- Letters
- ?
- Characters
- Jack; Jo; Tara Uganda
- Synopsis
- A black woman runs for mayor in a Mississippi town.
- Keywords
- diner; mayor; Mississippi; mobile home; nurse
Indexer Notes
Pages 60-63. A contest with a photo story with a number of blank word balloons, which are to be filled in by the reader. "Produced by Patrick Weathers and Mark Groubert."
Tough Sex
cartoon / 4 pages
- Script
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Pencils
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Inks
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Letters
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Genre
- humor
- Keywords
- sex
Indexer Notes
Page 64-67. Ten cartoons about sex.
Dance Fever
comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Pencils
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Inks
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Letters
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I've never been to this club before.
- Genre
- romance; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Two singles are sexually aroused while dancing, but end up too tired to do anything about it.
- Keywords
- dancing
Indexer Notes
Pages 68-69. Gray tones on characters and in background, may have been done in color, but printed in black and white?
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're not giving me the job? It's because I'm a woman, isn't it!?!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman reclines nude on a businessman's desk and accuses him of sexism.
- Keywords
- nude; sexism
Indexer Notes
Page 74.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't be alarmed, Mrs. Shanfelter ... it's only me coming back from the store ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man gets ready to go into his apartment when he's interrupted by a nosy neighbor.
- Keywords
- apartment; neighbor
Indexer Notes
Page 75.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Remember, get home by midnight or your coach turns into a pumpkin and your diaphragm turns into a trampoline.
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Cinderella; Fairy Godmother
- Synopsis
- Cinderella's fairy godmother gives her the usual advice and a little extra.
- Keywords
- fairy tale; magic
Indexer Notes
Page 80.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
-
1.
Good Clean Sex
-
2.
["Gotta run, dear! See you tonight."]
-
3.
Notice!!
Trots and Bonnie -
4.
["Your spin."]
-
5.
["Don't bother me--This is the highest score..."]
Foto Funnies -
6.
In the Awful Office
Zippy; Am I Re-Elected Yet? -
7.
["Gee, Bob, that's some watch you've got!"]
-
8.
Mr. T in "G Marks the Spot!"
The O-Team -
9.
["If you still love me, how come my ass doesn't hurt any more?"]
-
10.
Rags to Riches
Trots and Bonnie -
11.
Socially Redeeming Sex Comics!
-
12.
["...And you, Mister Hargrove, must learn to be more patient and lean to distinguish between hiccups and multiple orgasms."]
-
13.
Jimmy Durante Boffs Young Starlets
-
14.
The Dixie Mobile Homos Contest
-
15.
Tough Sex
-
16.
Dance Fever
-
17.
["You're not giving me the job? It's because I'm a woman, isn't it!?!"]
-
18.
["Don't be alarmed, Mrs. Shanfelter ... it's only me coming back from the store ..."]
-
19.
["Remember, get home by midnight or your coach turns into a pumpkin and your diaphragm turns into a trampoline."]
-
20.
[no title indexed]
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- Merlin Haas
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