- Pencils
- Dick Hess (signed)
- Inks
- Dick Hess (signed)
- Colors
- Dick Hess (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- After reading "French Porno," a man attacks a woman and is arrested.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- pornography
Front cover. Multi-panel sequence. Later printed as a poster with more elaborate title lettering and no Lampoon logo.
- Script
- Paul Peter Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Pencils
- Paul Peter Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Inks
- Paul Peter Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sprays an aerosol can which forms a genie who sprays an aerosol can at him.
- Keywords
- aerosol can; genie
Pantomime cartoon. Page 6.
- Script
- ? [as Ken] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Ken] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Ken] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A horse leaves a track of horseshoe marks, which look like toilet seats. A frog utilizes one of them.
- Keywords
- frog; horse; toilet
Pantomime cartoon. Page 8.
- Script
- Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After a lion eats a lion tamer, workmen push a coffin under the lion's rear.
- Keywords
- coffin; lion; lion tamer
Pantomime cartoon. Page 14.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A parody of novelty photographs where a person sticks his head through a cutout of a painted figure. In this cartoon, the cutouts are placed for the sexual organs.
- Keywords
- photography
Pantomime cartoon. Page 16. Signature is illegible.
- Script
- Arnold Roth
- Pencils
- Arnold Roth
- Inks
- Arnold Roth
- Colors
- Arnold Roth
- Letters
- Arnold Roth; typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A whimsical look at the history and various forms of pornography.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- adult book stores; Italy; Mafia; Pompeii; pornography; social value
Pages 19-22.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Clear favorite, and the full moon comes out a fraction of a second late!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man turns into a werewolf, but too late to run in a greyhound race.
- Keywords
- greyhound racing; werewolf
Cartoon is signed, but is illegible. Page 26.
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That's a terribly tacky uniform. You look like you've gained weight...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sign says "Beware of Mean Dog." The dog indulges in catty comments about the mailman.
- Keywords
- dog; mailman
Page 27.
- Script
- ? [as S. Gross] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as S. Gross] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as S. Gross] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A rajah in a howdah atop an elephant pulls a chain (for a toilet) and the sewage comes out of the elephant's trunk.
- Keywords
- elephant; howdah; toilet
Pantomime cartoon. Page 28.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man and a woman are bored reading copies of National Lampoon. They toss the Lampoons and heartily enjoy reading a copy of Mad Magazine.
- Keywords
- Mad Magazine
Pantomime story. Page 29.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- The Flying Nun
- Synopsis
- A man shows his displeasure with TV programming by dropping his trousers and flashing the TV screen.
- Keywords
- Flying Nun; television
Pantomime cartoon. Page 35. The TV screen shows the title character of "The Flying Nun," which had been off the air for over a year when the magazine was printed.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Breast Squeeze
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Michael O'Donoghue ?
- Synopsis
- A man and a woman sitting in chairs decide to be daring. After donning masks to cover their eyes, the man squeezes the woman's breast. Things then revert back to normal.
- Reprints
Pantomime story. Page 42.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Mary; Mona
- Synopsis
- A tale of two women. The first page shows Mary living a respectable life, getting married, and having a family. Mona, on the other hand, is a party girl, with low morals. The twist comes on the second page, when Mary's husband, overwhelmed by the expense of a large family, turns to drink and Mary ends up homeless. Mona, on the other hand, signs a movie contract and becomes a famous star. The two women's paths cross in the final panel.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- alcohol; morality; movie star
Pantomime story. Pages 45-46. Bottom third of each page. Two separate six-panel strips on each page, tied together by opening and closing panels.
- Script
- Charles O'Hegarty; Michel Choquette
- Pencils
- Frank Springer (signed)
- Inks
- Frank Springer (signed)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson; Professor Moriarty [as La-Oud-Phaat]; Prince Albert
- Synopsis
- Holmes and Watson investigate an outbreak of self-abuse among the pupils of St. Wankalot, which includes the royal prince.
- Keywords
- 19th century; aphrodisiac; banana; barrel-organ; blind; boarding school; fez; monkey; organ-grinder
Pages 52-58. The story is written in the style of the classic Sherlock Holmes stories.
- Script
- B. Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B. Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B. Kliban (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mother catches her son eating from a can labeled "Vile Smut."
- Keywords
- kitchen
Pantomime cartoon. Page 62.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A rhinoceros, dressed in bra, panties and high heels, uses her (?) horn as the end of one end of a clothesline with underwear out to dry.
- Keywords
- clothesline; high heels; rhinoceros; underwear
Pantomime cartoon. Page 63.
- Script
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hello...Air Canada? I'd like to make two and a half million reservations...
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A fantasy of the U. S. Armed Forces all deserting to Canada.
- Keywords
- army; tanks; telephone booth
Page 80.