- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo (credited)
- Inks
- Alison Flood (credited)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman (credited)
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida (credited)
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Betty Cooper; Mrs. Cooper; Mr. Cooper; Archie Andrews
- Synopsis
- Disturbed by all the reminders of Archie that Betty has put up around the house (including a life-size waterproof Archie in the shower, a recording of Archie's voice saying romantic things, and Archie photographs on her ceiling), her dad tries to convince her to play hard to get.
- Reprints
Kathleen Webb is credited with this story in this digest. The original printing of this story is from October 1969, Kathleen Webb would have been 13 at that time, so this credit is wrong.
- Script
- Frank Doyle (credited)
- Pencils
- Harry Lucey (credited)
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman (credited)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- teen; humor
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Betty Cooper
- Synopsis
- When Veronica accuses him of lacking poetry and romance, Archie brushes up on poetry and starts talking in flowery language all the time.
- Reprints
Poems referred to in the story include Longfellow's "A Psalm of Life" ("Footprints on the sands of time"), Kipling's "The Female of The Species" and Kipling's "The Vampire" ("A rag and a bone and a hank of hair").
- Script
- Frank Doyle (credited)
- Pencils
- Bill Vigoda (credited)
- Inks
- Terry Szenics
- Colors
- Barry Grossman (credited)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- teen; humor
- Characters
- Reggie Mantle; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- On a hot day, Reggie annoys Archie by asking "hot enough for you?" and then gets the other kids to say the same tired old phrase to the sweltering Archie.
- Reprints
Feature changed from Reggie to Archie. Line changed on page 6 from "Beggars can't be choosy!" to "Beggars can't be choosers!". The colors have also been changed from the original story.