(February 1979)

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Volume
2
Price
1.50 USD
Pages
100
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
National Lampoon, Inc.
Barcode
0709893449011
Editing
Tod Carroll; John Weidman; John Hughes

Issue Notes

The "Heterosexuality" issue. Funny Pages on pages 73-80.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
Pencils
John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
Inks
John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry.
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis
A snail uses a typewriter to write a story about a tortoise.
Keywords
snail; typewriter

Indexer Notes

Page 12.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tom Corcoran
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've got a great idea! Let's take my Dad's sailboat and bring a load of marijuana up from Columbia and all get rich!
Genre
humor
Characters
Jimmy Buffett (photos); Larry Gray (photos); Phil Zipplesquiliph (photos)
Synopsis
Three young men decide to smuggle some marijuana from Columbia by boat. The trip doesn't go well.
Keywords
Columbia; drugs; marijuana; sailboat; seasick

Indexer Notes

Page 24 on newsprint. Unusual in that the story is ten panels and is all outdoors. Contents page says "by Tom Corcoran, featuring Admiral Buffett and Captain Gray aboard the Euphoria II." The Euphoria II is Jimmy Buffett's boat, according to the editorial, which says the shooting took place in Bermuda.

National Lampoon Heterosexuality (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
George Pérez (signed as Pérez)
Inks
Terry Austin (signed as Austin)
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Small band of men, armed only with wallets, besieged by a horde of wives and children.
Genre
domestic; satire-parody
Keywords
children; husbands; wallets; wives

Indexer Notes

Page 27. Title page for the theme of the issue.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Dirty Duck / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Bobby London (signed)
Pencils
Bobby London (signed)
Inks
Bobby London (signed)
Colors
Bobby London (signed)
Letters
Bobby London (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So this is Bunnyland, eh? I haven't seen so much plastic sex since I left my love doll on the radiator.
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals; satire-parody
Characters
Dirty Duck; Weevil
Synopsis
Dirty Duck and Weevil visit a Bunnyland night club and disrupt it enough to be thrown out.
Keywords
Bunnies; nightclub; Playboy Club

Indexer Notes

Pages 33-36 on newsprint. A parody of the Playboy Clubs and their Bunnies.

A Visit to Nero's Pleasure Palace (Table of Contents: 5)

photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Gerald Sussman (credited as Gerry Sussman); Len Glasser (credited)
Pencils
Peter Kleinman (photographs); Skip Johnston (photographs)
Inks
Peter Kleinman (photographs); Skip Johnston (photographs)
Colors
Peter Kleinman (photographs); Skip Johnston (photographs)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Our story so far: Steve and Ginny have been married for six years.
Genre
humor
Characters
Steve: Ginny
Synopsis
Steve pressures his wife to go to a swingers' spa, but things don't go like he planned.
Keywords
fetish; sex

Indexer Notes

Pages 55-59. The story is a parody of "Plato's Retreat" swingers' club in New York City.

Overachiever (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Pencils
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Inks
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Colors
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Letters
Shary Flenniken (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, yes... I love it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A college girl lusts after her professors, but makes a mistake by getting involved with one who is into bondage and sadism.
Reprints
Keywords
bondage; college; hospital; library; professors

Indexer Notes

Pages 61-64 on newsprint.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Colors
? (photographs)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Boy, I could spend a month between those thighs!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man makes an idle comment and gets it granted by the "wish police."
Keywords
wishes

Indexer Notes

Page 69.

National Lampoon Heterosexuality (Table of Contents: 8)

photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Colors
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset ?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm not normally what you'd call a "Women's Libber"....
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman complains about the issue's theme while removing her clothes.
Keywords
stripping; women's lib

Indexer Notes

Page 70. A six-panel color photo story without a Foto Funnies logo.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Nuts / comic story / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
Gahan Wilson (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Remember how nine times out of ten, grownups had no idea at all why you did...
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
The boy is scared to go to the basement alone.
Keywords
basement; imagination; monsters

Indexer Notes

Page 73.

The Aesop Brothers Siamese Twins Sex Test (Table of Contents: 10)

The Aesop Brothers Siamese Twins / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Pencils
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Inks
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
Letters
Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wow! Wouldn't I lover to give her a good...
Genre
humor
Characters
The Aesop Brothers [Alex; George]
Synopsis
A story about the Aesop Brothers, with the word balloons ending with multiple choices.
Keywords
metacomics; test

Indexer Notes

Page 73. "From an idea by Ed Subitzky."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Trots and Bonnie / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Pencils
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Inks
Shary Flenniken (signed)
Letters
Shary Flenniken (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, Trots, a talking bird! He'd be the perfect pal for you!
Genre
humor; children
Characters
Trots (dog); Bonnie
Synopsis
Bonnie sees a talking bird outside a pet shop and thinks it would be a good companion for Trots.
Keywords
pet shop; talking bird

Indexer Notes

Page 75.

[Laundry Day] (Table of Contents: 12)

Dirty Duck / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bobby London (signed)
Pencils
Bobby London (signed)
Inks
Bobby London (signed)
Letters
Bobby London (signed)

Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters
Dirty Duck; Weevil; Annie Rat
Synopsis
Annie does her laundry, but Weevil gets stuck in the washing machine, too.
Keywords
laundry; washing machine

Indexer Notes

Page 76.

Surprise Quiz (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Roz Chast (signed)
Pencils
Roz Chast (signed)
Inks
Roz Chast (signed)
Letters
Roz Chast (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When Eudora went shopping, what did she buy?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A quiz about what a woman buys when she goes shopping.
Keywords
groceries; shopping

Indexer Notes

Page 77.

Lesson #69: Bat Boobs (Table of Contents: 14)

Famous Comic Artists School / cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran (signed)
Letters
Bruce Cochran (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A new world awaits the comic artist who can render sensual, life-like bat boobs.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The correct way to draw boobs on a bat.
Keywords
baseball; bats

Indexer Notes

Page 79.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Two Year Affair / comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Byron Preiss (credited as Preiss)
Pencils
Ralph Reese (credited as Reese)
Inks
Ralph Reese (credited as Reese)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What's 5' 10" and wears lettuce?
Genre
humor; romance
Characters
Gail
Synopsis
Gail has a strange dream.
Keywords
argument; dream

Indexer Notes

Page 79. Four tall vertical panels.

Out of Order Porno Comics! (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Ed Subitzky (signed)
Pencils
Ed Subitzky (signed)
Inks
Ed Subitzky (signed)
Letters
Ed Subitzky (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
See if you can rearrange the panels to tell a dirty story
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Random panels that can be put in sequence to tell a story.

Indexer Notes

Page 79.

A Love Story (Table of Contents: 17)

Mule's Diner / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stan Mack (signed)
Pencils
Stan Mack (signed)
Inks
Stan Mack (signed)
Letters
Stan Mack (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Around the corner from Mule's Diner lived a beautiful princess named Donna.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A beautiful girl, with a voice like a donkey, marries a great horned owl.
Keywords
donkey; marriage; owl; princess; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 80.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
Pencils
Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
Inks
Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Talk, Wallace--where'd you hide the loot?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An oblivious guard doesn't realize a prisoner in a cell is sitting on a bag of money.
Keywords
guard; jail; money; prisoner

Indexer Notes

Page 86.

This Month: Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) (Table of Contents: 19)

Lives of the Great / cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
? [as L. Aires ?] (signed)
Pencils
? [as L. Aires ?] (signed)
Inks
? [as L. Aires ?] (signed)
Letters
? [as L. Aires ?] (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Memorable quote: A successful invention is "Something so practical that a Polish Jew will buy it."
Genre
biography
Characters
Thomas Alva Edison
Synopsis
Random facts about inventor Thomas Alva Edison.

Indexer Notes

Page 89. Signature is not clear. Part of the "True Section."

Chance (Table of Contents: 20)

photo story / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man doesn't understand the point of strip poker.
Keywords
poker

Indexer Notes

Page 94. Three-panel photo story that's part of the "Coming Next Month" teaser.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry."]
  2. 2. ["I've got a great idea! Let's take my Dad's sailboat and bring a load of marijuana up from Columbia and all get rich!"]
    Foto Funnies
  3. 3. National Lampoon Heterosexuality
  4. 4. ["So this is Bunnyland, eh? I haven't seen so much plastic sex since I left my love doll on the radiator."]
    Dirty Duck
  5. 5. A Visit to Nero's Pleasure Palace
  6. 6. Overachiever
  7. 7. ["Boy, I could spend a month between those thighs!"]
    Foto Funnies
  8. 8. National Lampoon Heterosexuality
  9. 9. ["Remember how nine times out of ten, grownups had no idea at all why you did..."]
    Nuts
  10. 10. The Aesop Brothers Siamese Twins Sex Test
    The Aesop Brothers Siamese Twins
  11. 11. ["Oh, Trots, a talking bird! He'd be the perfect pal for you!"]
    Trots and Bonnie
  12. 12. [Laundry Day]
    Dirty Duck
  13. 13. Surprise Quiz
  14. 14. Lesson #69: Bat Boobs
    Famous Comic Artists School
  15. 15. ["What's 5' 10" and wears lettuce?"]
    Two Year Affair
  16. 16. Out of Order Porno Comics!
  17. 17. A Love Story
    Mule's Diner
  18. 18. ["Talk, Wallace--where'd you hide the loot?"]
  19. 19. This Month: Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
    Lives of the Great
  20. 20. Chance
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