- Script
- Michael Gallagher
- Pencils
- Rusty Haller; Rick Parker
- Inks
- Marie Severin; Rick Parker
- Colors
- Marie Severin ?
- Letters
- Rick Parker
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- ALF; Willie Tanner; Brian Tanner; Pinny The Ziphead; Mr. Nacho; The Fabulous Furry Chic Brothers
- Synopsis
- ALF tells Willie and Brian a tale of his time in the Orbit Guard.
- Reprints
This story features parodies of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Mr. Natural and Zippy The Pinhead. 2.5 pages of the story are in black & white.